maleficent

I make a mighty fine turkey - now it's been a looooong while since i've had sex-- but I do recall sex being way better than turkey...

I'm boycotting my annoying family for thanksgiving... no thanksgiving at my place this year... YAY ME!!!!

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denim

Rotiserie chicken is good for T-day.

joofoo

I'm thinking my wife and I will take up this challenge!

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Carno

Shit, I can't even get laid on a normal day, much less on Thanksgiving

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Ustwo

The only way this would be a challange would be if I wanted to get laid twice. She seems to think once is enough .

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maleficent

No one likes a show off ya know...

Jeesh...

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Giant Hamburger

Will I get extra points if I use one of these?

Charlatan

hmmmmm.... that's a toughie. Turkey or sex? Depending on my mood it could go either way.

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abaya

I believe ktspktsp and I can make this happen.. we will be at my mother's place in Seattle, but we'll have my bed to ourselves late at night...

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mykockle

It wouldn't be the first time on a Thanksgiving, but not after a huge turkey meal, so this'll be new ground for me and the wif-ee. I have a few obsticles however... I will prevail...

shesus

I just read this to JumpinJesus and he giggled saying that will be tough to do...

I don't know if it's because my parents and his daughter will be staying with us in our little apartment or if it's because I usually crash after eating because I'm tired from baking for about 2 days straight.

But since he laughed at me....I will meet this challenge.

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eMOTIONal20

Challenge accepted.
I'm definitely getting some.

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HalcyonDaze

I'm off in Ohio with the family for Thanksgiving, AND my girl will be on her period, so even phone sex is likely out of the question. It's a double-whammy!

Maybe I'll just get a picture of her and use my imagination...

rhaevyn

Hehe agreed.

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cellophanedeity

haha, Simon and I always have sex in our parents houses, and generally with them home.

Oh the sadness of living at home.

snowy

My Thanksgiving is going to be a bit weird this year: on Thursday we're at his grandparents' for a big meal with all of his family, and as we're not leaving town we'll be sleeping in our own bed that night so easy-peasy! But on Saturday we'll be eating with my family (and spending the weekend at my parents'). So if we count Saturday as my "actual" Thanksgiving--I'll be getting some, be it in the bed or the hot tub Being full won't matter so much if I'm floating anyways

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fatmanforprez

Well i wont be completeing the full challange i dont expect but put me in for at the very least mutual masturbation possibly oral/69, its just in tweaking plans, question is does it happen after at my house (eating at hers) at her house while her family is busy trying to stay quiet, while "saying goodnight" (our specialty, just a note any dads out there who have kids take 2 hrs to say goodnight to thier bf/gf it might not always be PG-13), possibly as the turkey is being carved under the table if things are really lax (no i did not just imagine 69 under the table i was thinking a petting session) unfortunately we are both virginal so i wont be getting any propper nookie, alas next year is 12 months away...

Ustwo

Well I'm screwed, its 'that time' and neither of us are into red wings.

I'll have to settle on a Thanksgiving BJ.

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JumpinJesus

Nobody met the challenge this year?

That's a shame. Well, almost nobody.

Of course, I think it was more of a birthday challenge - but hey, I'm not gonna complain.

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TheClarkster

I'm reporting in to say that I met the challenge!
Not once, but twice. A good thanksgiving was had by all!

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ShaniFaye

I'd like to report that for the first time in 3 weeks I got me some weenie!!!!! (my leg didnt like it much but the rest of me sure did)

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snowy

We did some mutual masturbation...due to health problems that's about all we can do right now...

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Charlatan

You had hot dogs for Thanksgiving?

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Supple Cow

I almost thought I was going to fail the challenge because the bad weather rerouted my resident penis to another airport, but when the hot stuff finally got back the nyc, this hot stuff did not miss the opportunity to get busy. That was the first time I've ever gotten any action on turkey day... and I hope to make it a tradition!

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barenakedladies

i met the challenge. we even INCORPORATED thanksgiving dinner INTO the act.

ahhh ill never look at cranberry sauce the same way again.

Borla

I didn't even see this thread until just now, but I did get some yesterday.........................twice.

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erion

Ding here as well. It was pretty late at night, but it happened.

Jim Kata

ding ding....some of the best dinging in our 4 1/2 year relationship.

shesus

Ding....challenge met. Even with all the people in the house.

JJ already reported, but I wanted to ding in as well!

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eMOTIONal20

definitely met the challenge...

except... my thanksgiving isn't over yet. I still have another get-together to go to tomorrow.

Yep... I plan on getting some then as well.

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Scorpion23

Challenge met, with people in the house too

Charlatan

Wow... you guys are real go-getters. This year was a banner year compared to last.

I didn't have a Thanksgiving dinner and I didn't get any either. My wife, in the thick of report cards was a sleep by 8pm...

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Hirare

Challenge met - we had a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.

todd

Well, I made it. As long as what was said about masturbation applies

JumpinJesus

Everyone knows you shouldn't marry a teacher, charlatan. I mean, EVERYONE knows that.

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Charlatan

True... but I bring her an apple she just melts...

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amonkie

And when everyone asks why I don't want to be a teacher and follow in my mom's footsteps ... this is why

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Devoid

Awesome!! I pre-emptively contributed. I didn't even read this before T'giving, but the wife and I were in similar moods Thursday evening.

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Gertie

Nada. But my birthday is Sunday and I always get a nice present.

Martian

I feel like I missed out on this. I was supposed to spend the week in Detroit with my girlfriend, but some car trouble on Monday prevented the trip. If I'd been there I can almost guarantee Id've gotten some on Thursday (and every other day of the week), but as is I'm out of luck.

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