Acetylene

well crap! my boyfriend is on the other side of the continent visiting his parents! no fair...

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xxSquirtxx

Mmmm...yep. Mission accomplished over here.

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lunchbox

i'll also throw my name in the 'mission accomplished' my girlfriend and I were sitting in her car at the park and she decided she wanted to go down on me, and I surely wasn't stopping her.

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Nancy

Grrr I failed! Loverboy had to stop by a client to test his million dollar speakers and didn't return til Midnight. As for me I got a sudden migraine attack and had to take my medicine and call it an early night. Sooooo typical! *cries*

Good to hear that so many of you did pull it off How about you Redlemon? Any luck?

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pinkie

Hmmm... We're still awake.

FlatLand Flyer

Got me some good lovin' tonight!

johnsimon885

Damn! Well, if anything in the technical "Nov. 25th" span counts, then mission accomplished I suppose....but until I saw that was allowed I thought I had failed, since after thanksgiving dinner everyone appears to have gone to sleep! (read: my girlfriend did, and that's what counts)

...but if late, late thanksgiving-eve counted, woo? (it's okay if it doesn't, I won't feel bad!)

omid

the gf and i 69'd right before we went to our parents' houses to eat. much better than the traditional hors d'ouvearserse however the fuck you spell it.

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stonegrody

Twice! At her parents house! Woo hoo!!! Mission accomplished.

*moonwalks out of the room*

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Mango

I got it on thursday night. It wasn't thanksgiving though cause I live in Canada, eh.

LoganSnake

Not only did I fail the challenge, my girlfriend and I broke up on Thanksgiving Day. Heh, better luck next time then. I made up for it in self-pleasuring though.

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tinomen

Mission Accomplished.. My wife wore this new number she bought for just such an occasion. Although we just finished / beginning to cuddle again when the door started rattling...kid complaining about a nightmare (damn Harry Potter Werewolves!). She made up for it this morning tho

Willravel

Consider it done. And done. And done.

Anxst

Consider it done, 3 times over. Once with the relatives still in the house .

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Redlemon

Arrrgh, I failed my own challenge. I forgot just how many relatives we had coming over, so we had a house-full and we we stuck sleeping in the large bed in our 2 year old's room, and he's a light sleeper. Plus, my wife's period started on Friday (yesterday), which means that on Thursday she was cranky, crampy, and moody. So, nothing for me.

But congrats to everyone who pulled it off!

EDIT: Just so that I don't look like a dick regarding my wife's period; on Friday, she directly said to me "Well, now I know why I had that meltdown Thursday morning, and why I'm not feeling well. Sorry about that." She wasn't expecting it for a few more days, so didn't make the connection.

ratbastid

Does before the festivities count? lurkette and I had a hot-but-quick round of doggie-style sex before showing our heads on Thursday morning. After T'day dinner, there was no chance.

We were in her mother's bed, if that helps...

omid

ratbastid, that's hot. mother's beds are always..... interesting. hahah.

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Fire

mission accomplished- after dinner, with nothing else to do, why not have some hot sex.........

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imkeen

Hey I didn't even know about the traditional issues faced on this holiday, but I succeeded anyway. Woo hoo, I'm a winner! :-)

absorbentishe

Okay, I wasn't on all weekend, and I met my quota!

thinktank

i tried! but a failure. upon coming home from the parents, there were already people sitting on my porch.

raeanna74

Well we managed to score before the kid got up Thurs am. It was a good thing too cause the family all didn't leave till 11:00 and hubby's parents stayed overnight Thurs night.

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Coppertop

I didn't read this thread before Turkeyday but still got some that night. Does that count?

denim

You might be a redneck if...

you go to family reunions to meet women!

JStrider

well if masterbation counts... then mission accomplished...

... man... its been a long time since i got any other kind of action...

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Sen

Mission accomplished...both before AND after the meal!! (morning wake up and later in the evening.)

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SpikeQX99

Well, missed that one. hrmmm...

Oh well, better luck next time...

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eagle1

Well, saw no action on Thursday, having to spend the whole day at my inlaws, but the wife and I went at it Friday morning. We then went on to my parents house for a big dinner on Friday afternoon.

So, I guess you could say mission accomplished since I had two days of Thanksgiving dinners!

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asshopo

We did it when we got home that night, does that count?

Redlemon

Here's what counts (since I get to make up the rules). You must do the following in order:

1. Eat Thanksgiving dinner.
2. Get some.
3. Go to sleep for the night.

It is acceptable to take a nap anywhere in the middle of these steps (except while getting some; your SO will be angry). You can change locations in the middle of these steps as well, so if you ate at your parents but banged at home, that's fine. If you are nocturnal, you can consider the 'go to sleep for the night' to read 'go to sleep in the early morning the next day'.

Getting some before dinner doesn't count. I think that covers everything...?

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Dwayne

Does phone sex count? Thats about all I could do since she was far away.

Coppertop

Ok then: I win! w00t

So where's my prize?

MacGuyver

Well if masturbaition counts then... god damn! I get some EVERY holiday.

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SilverScooter

man, i failed miserably.

triptophane and pie don't mix well with a ride on the love roller coaster, sorry guys.

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Redlemon

You already got some. What more do you want?
And that is why it is a challenge. Better luck next year.

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vox_rox

Okay, it's a stretch, but I live in Canada, so it's not really OUR thanksgiving. However, on the thursday, my wife and I had stand-up sex in the shower, so does that count?

Peace,

Pierre

Redlemon

*bump*, because it is that time of year again.

I don't think I'll be able to pull this off this year, because it looks like our 3 year old will be rooming with us. (edit: just like last year, as I reread my own thread.) But, good luck to the rest of you!

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maleficent

I'm cancelling thanksgiving this year.. and I see no hope of nookie for the immediate future... but since i ain't gettin' none.. I wish the rest of y'all luck..

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Charlatan

Just 'cause you aren't gettin any sex doesn't mean you shouldn't get any turkey... mmmm turkey.

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Meditrina

Yay! the first TFP challenge I can actually participate in. I will gladly join in this fun.

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