Thanksgiving Challenge!
 

It's time for the second annual Thanksgiving Challenge!

As some stand-up comedian (I have no recollection who he was) said, "No one has sex on Thanksgiving". There's coats all over the bed, relatives all over the house, and a full belly that no one wants to bounce on. And let's not get started on the whole L-tryptophan thing.

Anyway, we TFPers can do better than that! Make a resolution to get some action this Thursday after your big dinner! And please report back to this thread to let us know how you did.

(Non-US TFPers are free to celebrate as well; go eat a turkey sandwich or something.)

EDITS: Halx pointed out that the comedian was George Carlin. Also, phone sex and masturbation both count as "some action". And in the US, Thanksgiving is always on the fourth Thursday of November; this year, it is November 25.

Well, darn. I'll only have the opportunity on Wedsnday. My first challenge here and I can't even participate. I'll just stuff myself with food and try to forget about sex for that day.

Stupid logistics will prevent me from taking part in this challenge.

Grumble.

I'm willing to try, but ye' old battle axe probably won't be. I will try though...like I do.....everyday

Hey, I only said 'some action'. Phone sex counts if you have an orgasm.

In fact, I think simple masturbation should count as well, especially for the single folk out there.

THEN I AM SO GETTING SOME THANKSGIVING!!!!! :D

I accept your challenge, redlemon! I'm having dinner with my girlfriend's family at her parents house. That will make it difficult, but not impossible. I'm a strong believer in the honor system and will report back after the holiday. Wish me luck!

I think it was George Carlin who said that.

in that case.. go ahead and put me down in the got some category :p

In that case sign me up. I'll pass this challenge with flying colors.

I pledge to do my best. We'll be at my mother-in-law's with most of the family in tow... I'm not afraid of the fullness or the Turkey Narcolepsy. But I am a little afraid of lurkette's aunts!

Thanks Halx! Found it...

"You ever notice that you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed." - George Carlin

It's on, I lost my virginity on thanksgiving seven years ago, I have to celebrate that anniversary. :D

I'm going to try for more than just some nookie. I am going to get a little self help, just because!

I wish I could but nwlinkvxd and I will be apart the whole day.

If masturbation counts, I'll definitely be getting some.

As is, Thanksgiving at my cousins' house isn't exactly a place I look for booty. :(

d'oh, girlfriend's visiting her sister across the country, and i'm visiting family in new mexico for the thanksgiving weekend. Might not even have the opportunity to rub one out the whole weekend.

I do know that Sunday when we both get back into town we will make up for the inability to accomplish this challenge, multiple times.

I accept your challenge redlemon,
I will be definitely getting some this thanksgiving after the dinner.

Ok, what day is your Thanksgiving on? We've already had ours last month but I want to make sure i'm able to participate...

aww hell i guess i'll just have to get some every day of that week... y'know... to be safe ;)

Hopefully her aunt flo will be gone by then.

I'll get some, but just because I'm Canadian and both myself and the ol' ball and chain have the night off.

lol this topic is so funny...
well it will be hard for me since um... aunt flow has already arrived for thanksgiving =\

I'll be working on Thanksgiving, so count me out. Nice idea, though. This should be interesting...

I'm gonna split more then the wish bone.

Damnit.

No nookie for me on Thanksgiving Day... meh.

Thanksgiving is this Thursday :)

Christ, if masturbation counts, it isn't even a challenge. That's an every day event.

Now that will be a challenge.... Hmmm.. I am still trying to figure out the logistics of how this will occur. How in the heck am I supposed to pull my wife away from the kitchen? It seems to be the place where all the people gather. Ok.. more thought will be needed.

You can count on me!

Even though we don't celebrate thanksgiving here, I'll try and get some to help the team out anyways :)

Well, I'll try to do what I can, maybe when I bring her some dinner while she's at work, maybe something will "pop off" there?

Other than that, yeah, the ol' self helper always applies...

I'll do my best.

Well, my "guaranteed" hates me right now and is out of state anyways. This other girl wants some, but I'm not sure I want to ruin my favorite holiday by hanging out with her annoying ass. Unless something unexpected goes down I think I'll have to fly solo on this one. But if everybody's doing it it'll kind of be like an orgy won't it?

Hmm, i'm out... this guy didn't get laid on my side of the border's thanksgiving, and won't on the usa's either :(

I miss the days of guaranteed sex.

WHAT?! just a turkey sandwich and no sex?! NOT FAIR! :( :|

Love the tan lines on that turkey. That gets me hot! Is that wrong?

No no, the turkey is the traditional Thanksgiving meal, so in order for the non-US people to join in, I'm recommending that you eat a turkey sandwich AND THEN HAVE SEX! This challenge wouldn't be the same without you on board, Nancy! :icare:

ooooooooooh! I'm game then! :D

..except I haven't got turkey. So chicken will have to do :)

I guess not :o :o :crazy:

Ok it's past midnight and therefore officially Thanksgiving. So what's keeping you people? :p

Ah, looks like I'm gonna have to hook-up with my sex-crazed ex-girlfriend after the festivities.

Step 1) Buy a condom
Step 2) ...
Step 3) Profit!......?