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Old 11-08-2004, 05:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Anyone ever tried Semenex?

If you have never heard of it, check this linky:
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[Edit]: Link may be NSWF like many things on this board

Basically, it is a concentrated supplement that is supposed to make the taste of your semen sweeter/more palatable. Obvious benefits on both sides if it makes oral sex more pleasant for her to give.

I am wondering if there is anyone out there who has tried the product and can provide some feedback about it. I am considering trying it with my wife, but I'd love to hear an impartial third party.

I will probably order some and try it out anyway. It is only $20-30... it just might be the best $30 I ever spent if it works as advertised. I might report my findings back here once we have done some field testing.
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Old 11-08-2004, 06:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If no one answers, let us know the results of your tests. I would be interested myself.
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Old 11-08-2004, 06:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Semenax is the greatest word ever created. I can't believe they actually called it that.
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I ordered some when this stuff first came out (no pun intended). My wife seemed okay with it, but it's kind of expensive to use on a daily basis and even if it improves the taste for her, the powder tastes like ASS for you when you mix it and drink it. More helpful was the info that came with the packets that describe the effects cutting back on smoking, drinking, and different types of foods will have on your taste. All that info can readily be found on line with a bit of searching.

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Old 11-08-2004, 12:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Mikey Chalupa,
The thread was worth reading just to see your avatar. LOL
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Old 11-08-2004, 06:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I heard that eating a banana or a strawberry or two 30 mins b4 cumming makes it taste better. Also eating some parsley.
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Old 11-08-2004, 08:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i have looked at that stuff before, but wasnt sure if it would work.
it would be worth it if my girlfriend liked it, since one of her big complaints is taste.
let us know how it works for you.
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Old 11-08-2004, 09:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Drink pineapple juice, or eat celery, both make your cum sweet. And avoid beer, makes it very bitter. At least, this is the stuff my wife tells me. And who am I to argue?
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Old 11-17-2004, 08:08 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Update: So I recieved the Semenex powder the other day. The mix is basically a dehydrated mix of several vegetables and fruits (broccoli, pineapple, a couple of others) with a balance of powdered herbs (nutmeg, ginger?, others) mixed in. The directions tell you to pour two tablespoons of this powder onto 6 ounces of water, shake it vigorously, and drink it down. They recommend that you 1) ejaculate 1-2 times before starting "treatment", 2)take it before bed for two nights running and 3)then perform the taste test within 24 hours of your last dose.

Not so surprisingly, powdered broccoli and nutmeg in water don't taste so good. It isn't the absolutely worst thing that I have tasted, but it is pretty close. I pressed on in the name of science. I have had two doses of Semenex at bed time for two nights running. I should be properly primed now. If my wife is feeling amorous, I may have a report for you tomorrow.

In the process of talking about this test with my wife, she told me that it isn't really the taste that bothers her, but rather the texture or stickyness. I'm not sure if Semenex will do anything to change or affect that. So this stuff may not do anything for her (or for me) if it isn't a taste issue for her. I'll report back as more information becomes available.

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For those of you who are insatiably curious, the worst thing that I have ever tasted was... cabbage juice. I was on a health kick and had one of those home juicer machines. I read that cabbage juice was one of the most healthful things that you can drink; benefits this, aids digestion that, yadda, yadda. The same evil f'ing text said that it was vitally important to drink the cabbage juice down as quickly as possible as the vitamin quickly degraded with time and exposure to air. What can I say? I was young and ignorant. So I made myself a good size glass of cabbage juice and drank it down real quickly without even tasting it. It hit my stomach and I tasted it in my mouth at the same time. I probably would have been better off if I had thrown it up, but I stubbornly held it down. I did literally fall down on the kitchen floor and writhe around in pain. Don't believe me that it was that bad? Go make some for yourself and try it. HEINOUS!
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Old 11-17-2004, 08:15 AM   #10 (permalink)
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It is kind of funny how just to make your spunk taste better for your woman, that you would drink something that tastes so awful. The things us men do.

p.s. I heard pineapple helps out bigtime.
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Old 11-17-2004, 09:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It is kind of funny how just to make your spunk taste better for your woman, that you would drink something that tastes so awful. The things us men do.
there are probably 10 women sitting around a table, concocting this potion, -- ok ladies, let's make it as nasty as possible... See how much it's worth it to him

I hope she shows you proper appreciation for your efforts
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Old 11-17-2004, 04:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re "[Edit]: Link may be NSWF like many things on this board"

Wouldn't this entire forum be NSFW?
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Old 11-23-2004, 06:20 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Update: So, I can add a few comments now about my experiences with Semenex. I already mentioned the less-than-pleasant taste. I was able to work around that by drinking it quickly without really letting it stay in my mouth. (Sounds like advice for her, right?! ) I took it for several consecutive days as per the package directions. Ultimately, I can not recommend this product. Here is why:

1. It didn't change the taste in any significant way. Maybe I have a good diet anyway and there isn't room for improvement. I don't smoke, rarely drink, and eat several servings of fruits and veggies daily. I also drink a lot of water. All of these things are supposed to help with the taste naturally. This may vary for you if you don't have the best diet etc.

2. The package directions also suggest that you don't ejaculate other than orally while you are trying to "sweeten" the taste. This just did not fly well with me! I have way to much drive to just wait it out until the time is right to get a BJ. Whether flying solo, having "regular" intercourse, or whatever, I felt that this was very restrictive on my sexuality. I did hold out for a few days to give the product the best chance of working, but it was not really conducive to having a good time sexually. This leads to my last point.

3. Being on this product puts undo pressure on something which should happen naturally as a gift from her to you. You're taking this horrible tasting stuff and abstaining from other release, both of which can make you kind of grumpy and/or anxious to get that release that you crave. Not the most romantic way to feel. She knows you are on this stuff and what you are expecting/looking forward to. This is a big turn off for my S/O. When she gives me oral stimulation, she wants it to be a surprise and a "gift" that she gives me when and where she feels like it. She really felt like when I was on Semenex, I was always looking at her to get down there and do her job. I can sure see how that would make the whole process less than appealing for her. She was a good sport and did her part taking a sample of the "enhanced" product, but in talking with her we came to the conclusion that the product just took the fun out of oral sex.

Things might work differently for you. You may see a marked improvement in taste. If your S/O is eager to see if it improves your taste, then give it a try. Or, as another poster in this thread suggested, educate yourself and make some changes in your diet and lifestyle first to see if that improves things. For us, it was no fun for me to go without sex in anticipation of the big event. It was too much pressure for my wife leading up to the big event. Ultimately it made a chore out of something that should be about intimacy and fun.

I still have a few servings of the powder left. I may take some more on the sly to see if it happens to affect anything. This time though, I am not abstaining from other sexual activity, I am not expecting oral from my wife, and I am not telling her when I am taking it so she won't feel any pressure.

So, that is my report. Take from it what you can, good gentlemen.
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Old 11-23-2004, 03:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I just found this thread. Decided to come look for any opinions on the product cause i just took my first dose last night. I agree with the bad taste. But not so sure if it's the taste itself or the chunkies that didn't dissolve on top of the fact that it is cold. If it was warm it may taste like warm cider? It sure smells good in the container, that's for sure. Like ginger bread cookies or something.
Anyway, i should have a report within the next few days.

My wife hasn't swallowed since we were dating many years ago so i can't really give a good before/after comparison. But it was so nasty for her back then she has refused to do it since. But she is willing to give it a go again for science sake.

If she does say it taste better than before, to the point of being tolerable, i may ease off the stuff again to see if it goes back to being really nasty. I know my diet has changed a lot since then but i still eat dairy products which is supposed to have a bad effect.
Oh well, we'll see....
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Old 12-14-2005, 02:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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miko, any news to report back? Should I try and cancel the order I just made before they ship it?
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Old 12-14-2005, 06:00 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Sounds interesting, however when I read the title I thought it said Semtex... I was wondering what explosives had to do with Sex (getting rid of an ex?)!
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Old 08-14-2010, 09:40 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I'd just be happy if my wife EVER let me cum in her mouth. She acts like it's battery acid or something and hates when any amount gets on her. WTF?
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Old 08-14-2010, 12:51 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Urban legend has it that drinking pineapple juice leads to a more pleasant-tasting c'mon-baby experience.
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Old 08-16-2010, 02:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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If it is so important to improve your taste then why not focus on doing it though improved diet, rather than taking some expensive contrived supplement?

My wife said the best thing for my taste was when I quit smoking.
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