CityOfAngels

I've been playing videogames ALL my life. Many include tasks that require uber-fast reflex button-mashing, which I have seemed to perfect. No one can beat my Mr. Driller Records, exercising in GTA: San Andreas was a piece of cake for me, and I seem to be able to tap a button just as fast as turbo-mode on most controllers can send the signal to the machine.

What does this have to do with the act of pleasuring a wooman with your fingers? EVERYTHING! At least for one woman I know. Here's my story:

I went to visit an old "friend" of mine yesterday. At some point during the day, she got tired and laid down on her bed. I was about to leave when she asked me to join her. So we just laid there, talking for a little bit, and she seemed to go to sleep. I tried, but I just couldn't; I mean, I had this beautiful woman laying next to me, who whenever I saw her in the past, I ended up having sex with her. How could I just go to sleep?

She noticed my tossing and turning, and she proceeded to say, "I know. I'm sexually frustrated, too." You see, she has a boyfriend, now. That's why we were restraining ourselves. After a few minutes, I asked her, "Would you like me to help you with some of your 'frustrations'?" She said, "We can't have sex, but I always loved the way you used to finger me. You can finger me if you want." I know what you're thinking; "No sex!? No way!" But I really did want to help her, not just myself, so I proceeded to finger her until (I think) orgasm (A guy never knows when a girl orgasms, but given it was super-wet, she was writhing around, essentially humping my hand, and when she asked me to stop she was too exhausted to stay awake, I'd say it's safe to say she had one).

So, here is my technique that she oh-so-loves. First I do all the slight-rubbing foreplay crap that really gets her in the mood; y'know, rubbing around the thighs and the sides of her pussy. Then I enter with one finger, first going in and out as if it were intercourse with a really really small penis. But here's where all that videogame practice comes in (I know you're saying "Finally this guy has a point"): I start moving that finger inside her with a rapid motion. I use the same "twitch reflexes" that I would use to build Carl Johnson's stamina on a treadmill. After awhile I then put a second finger in (first my middle finger, then my index finger), doing the same thing with those two fingers. Then goes in the third, and very rarely a fourth.

What she loves to do is, while lying on her back, raise her ass up into the air so I can "explore" deeper with my fingers. She loves it when I go in as deep as I can and move those fingers in unison with my "twitch reflexes" (I call 'em that because it feels like I'm not completely controlling my fingers; like all I'm doing is tensing my muscles and the fingers do almost all the work for me), and doing that is what brought her to orgasm.

So women; if you, too, enjoy a speedy hand when being pleasured by your SO, get him to play the heck out of any videogame where you have to mash the buttons. It really helped in my case!

P.S. For the record, I was NOT thinking about videogames when this took place.

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KirStang

I can just see this now, you sitting there, fingering her and thinking, "man, if this was GTA:SA, carl johnson would have enormouse stamina now!"

Back on topic, i've always wondered if my speeding typing correlated to an ability to 'manipulate' my fingers. But, being young and inexperienced, I really have no idea...

Locobot

dude have you tried UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT?

instant orgasm

blahblah454

Haha I never thought about fingering and Video games. But as a guitar player that really seems to help, me and my best friend are both guitar players and our SO's were talking with eachother about how good we can finger them and they came up with the reasoning that we play guitar. And one thing that guitar players say is "Just stick your left hand down her pants and play that new guitar solo you just lerned on her clit"

blahblah454

And the best move is up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-A-B-Start a la contra and other konami games!

skier

hahahahahaha

man that's some good shit

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Gustoferson

Now the question arises, between the g-spot and the clit, which one is 'start' and which one is 'select'??

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fatbob

ah see the computer games that i play have given expert, felxible thumbs...i find that they come in useful from time to time...

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boredom

heh my fingers are double jointed its amazing what a finger can do.

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waltert

i play video games and turn wrenches. but some serious fingering on the girl makes for a hell of a workout. i seem to be pretty good at it....or so she tells me.

absorbentishe

What cheat code do you use?

pocon1

The nice thing about video controllers is my hand doesn't smell afterwards.

bill96ab

My woman is really good at the old atari style "joy stick".. sure i use my mad Nintendo skills on her, but i am simple, all she needs to do is treat me like an atari stick, and one button...

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Bill

Ctrl-Alt-Del - works for me!

ShaniFaye

you cant tell? Hell Dave cant get his fingers out when I orgasm because my internal muscles clench down on him so hard

btw this wouldnt work on me...the technique is SO what I dont like...so guys dont assume its gonna work on everybody

(not that Im bashing the technique...Im sure its great for lots of women )

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LoganSnake

That's pretty much exactly what I do. Who says you can't learn anything from playing games?

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sobedrummer

I've thought some about this. For me, i think being a drummer helps quite a bit. Stamina and (similar to the "twitching") being able to diddle well (drumming term) gets my girl screaming all night.

daneo

I think it's all about rhytm, but that's perhaps just a misconception of mine.

MSD

dude, b comes before a.

boredom

lol i couldnt help thinking about mortal combat falatilies if i was doing combos...

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Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys?
Cop: Uh, no sign of him, Chief.
Wiggum: Princess Opal?
Opal: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta
Burke and Major Dad.
Wiggum: But they seem so happy!
-- ``Bart the Murderer''

Zeraph

I've gotten up to a 107 words per minute, and used to play a lot of video games, can't wait to test my finger-skills...

Irishsean

If your fingers get tired, try tracing IDKFA or IDDQD with your tongue, works wonders!

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NegativeNine

All I do is play computer games and drum, so I should be able to finger well...
up untill the point i get carpal tunnel... :/