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quick question...
hey. just a short question about something that's been bothering me for a while
my "manhood" doesn't shape like others when erect, it curves. to the left i might add. the shape is roughly like this is it normal for this to happen? will it affect me in any sexual way? (virgin) any feedback would be nice. |
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Junkie
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...all the better to reach the G-Spot with
![]() --------------- Curved/Straight - doesn't matter at all from the perspective of the female
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don't ignore this-->
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with practice you'll discover little nuances about yourself and use them to your advantage. As long as the member works, don't worry too much about which way it points.
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Dude, as I understand the curve in man's unit comes from those pubescent hard ons when you're going through puberty. You know, the one's that won't let you get up right when the bell rings? Well, those stretch your dick into the position in which you hang anyway. They're neither abnormal nor harmful. Blame your pants!
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Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while.
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I thought everyone had a slight bend. I know mine does. Never any complaints and I have heard the cute comment a few times.
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By uterus did you mean "vagina"? Cause his penis isn't going to go anywhere else. ![]() Here's a little img. ![]()
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I got the same issue, but I attributed it to the pull from the gravitational field generated by my huge cock. In fact, my balls have gone into a low-grade orbit around my cock, and NASA is considering launching a space mission soon to determine the feasability of using my cock to generate artificial gravity for long flight missions into deep space.
In my days of lesser self-confidence (read: virginal), I was deeply scared of what a woman might say upon sight of my erect penis. Why? Because in my youth (pre-internet, mind you) the only dicks I had seen erect were from my gay uncle and from bad copies of 80's porn my parents had. In fact, upon first seeing my penis, my wife (we were both inexperienced, young, and fumbling about on my parents couch during Star Wars) stated I should put it in my pants straight next time. She loves it, by the way. Star Wars too. But she probably wouldn't want my cock to change, but she would like Han Solo to be shirtless and Luke to be less of a whiny shit. |
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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hrmm, its common to curve to the left?.. I figured it'd be more common to curve back in.. as for easier access to the g-spot.
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Femme Fatale
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Anyway thanks for correcting me - now I know what it's called the next time I'm giving advice ![]()
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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