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I got the same issue, but I attributed it to the pull from the gravitational field generated by my huge cock. In fact, my balls have gone into a low-grade orbit around my cock, and NASA is considering launching a space mission soon to determine the feasability of using my cock to generate artificial gravity for long flight missions into deep space.
In my days of lesser self-confidence (read: virginal), I was deeply scared of what a woman might say upon sight of my erect penis. Why? Because in my youth (pre-internet, mind you) the only dicks I had seen erect were from my gay uncle and from bad copies of 80's porn my parents had. In fact, upon first seeing my penis, my wife (we were both inexperienced, young, and fumbling about on my parents couch during Star Wars) stated I should put it in my pants straight next time.
She loves it, by the way. Star Wars too. But she probably wouldn't want my cock to change, but she would like Han Solo to be shirtless and Luke to be less of a whiny shit.
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