roboshark

This happened to me, so I decided to post it here for your enjoyment and entertainment.

I used to date a girl a while back. She wasn't into blowjobs, so she didn't give me any. I wasn't pushing it, because I liked what we had at the time. Then one day, she suddenly discovers she wants to give me head. Naturally (what a guy thing to say) I was very happy about it, and she took to it with great determination. What happens next, she decides she loves giving head. She's blowing me every time we're together. She's unstoppable. She blows me in the movie theater. In her father's study while he's downstairs watching T.V. In the back of the bus. In the park, behind some bushes, while I watch children playing soccer and old couples strolling by. At night, in bed, she'd start blowing before I even knew what was going on. I was ecstatic: for I while there, I really thought Belinda Carlisle was right when she sang Heaven is a Place on Earth.

A few weeks pass, in bliss, I might add. I'm loving our every encounter, can't wait to see her again. Life is truly beautiful. Until, one day, it dawns on me that the blowjobs are starting to lose their edge. It's still nice to get blown, but it's becoming habitual, mundane. I never thought this possible. I'd always dreamed of getting blown as much as possible, and was in fact living out my dream right there and then! And yet, every time she'd go for it, I'd be thinking, not again. I'd let her do it, because I thought I had discovered a true paradise here, but each time I found myself wanting it over and done with as soon as possible. Not quite the dream I had imagined at the start. I'd be there, hoping for some good old fashiong banging, and she'd start sucking, while I found myself unable to interrupt her, afraid of breaking the magic spell. I guess I figured it would pass.

Only it didn't.

It got worse. So bad in fact that one day, I felt compelled to tell her about this. It probably won't surprise anyone if I told you that she never blew me after this. Two weeks later, I craved for a blowjob, but was afraid to ask for one. It was over. You see, I had been handed my own private paradise, which I had subsequently discarded without a thought. Oh the vanity.... oh the waste.

Just a variation on the old adage about being careful what you wish for....

doncalypso

Return the favor and start going down on her all the time... maybe she'll catch the hint and resume giving you head. Hell, you two should have yourself a 69-fest and orally pleasure each other all night long.

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hilbert25

The first thing I thought of upon reading this is the Joni Mitchell Song, Big Yellow Taxi:

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

LondonsBurning

Can I have her number?

Trisk

You should have just suggested that you have normal sex or said you weren't in the mood a few of the times when she wanted to do it.

Depending on how you told her it was too much, she might not have a problem giving them when you ask. If you gently just told her that you wanted to take a break from them for a few days, she may just be waiting for you to ask . If you told her you don't like them or gave her attitude, she might not want to give them to you anymore.

Dawson70

oh what a sad sad story...*sniff*

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RelaX

me... I would never have told a single thing... I would've kept quiet even if blow jobs got to the point that they became like breathing... perfectly natural and nothing to get worked up about in the slightest.
If only because I would know that male population at large would kill for a girl like that.

That being said, if she was blowing you all day and all night, that isn't normal behaviour and probably overcompensation or something. Like she felt that for all the time that she didn't blow you, that now she had to make up.
I would take Trisks advice... just talk about it with her...

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absorbentishe

Well, you sort of knew what was going to happen if you said anything. Sorry you were getting too much of a good thing (not really though). Just return the favor to her, as much or more than she did for you, seems like you never did that in the first place.

Charlatan

A story indeed Mr. Midas.

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unoaman

Roboshark, if I had a violin, I'd play you a weepy melody. Heres an opposite story; a good friend of mine had been begging his wife for a blow job for ages, but she would never agree. It finally got to the point that it was more of a tradition to ask than to expect one, sometimes I would even ask her to help the poor boy out. Finally, she decided to suprise him for his birthday, and sure enough gave, or at least appempted to give him one. When it was all finished, he looked down at her and said "honey, that was the worst blowjob I ever had". Now he doesn't even bother to mention it...

stonegrody

I remember the worst blowjob I ever got...it was GREAT!

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hilbert25

I'm going to have to agree with stonegrody here, I'd still rank the worst blowjob above many things, including perhaps eating, sleeping, and watching tv.

filtherton

nice.

You could've asked me for help. I'm always down to "take one for the team".

Seaver

Yeah dude, that's like a person who traveled Europe during the summer complaining that now he HAS to go visit the Keys for a few weeks because his parents already bought the tickets.

You have every mans dream and you're complaining.

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imkeen

"...the leather in my BMW is too soft..."

Ah, the problems some people have to deal with!

roboshark

Everyone, I wasn't looking for advice, but thanks none the less.

This happened 10 years ago. I'm not complaining. I'm not suffused with wistful yearning for those days of inbridled b/j action. I just thought you people might find the story interesting.


It cracks too. It creaks when you move in your seat. And it gets so sticky in the summer. Leather seats suck :-)

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snoop

Geez . . just wish I could get my wife to go down . . . . happens once in a blue moon, but she won't swallow . . . strange, she always used to . . shoulda had this put in the pre-nup eh?

S

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bbb

I wish I had your problem. But I suppose you will just have to wait for her to forgive and forget and ease back ito it( but only in moderation).

alpha

I feel for ya.

Bentley Little

Not if she bites.....hard.

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hotzot

My wife used to give head all the time before we got married. After we got married you may ask? 5 times in 24 years. Count your blessings, name them one by one......

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pinkie

Everything in moderation... To much of any good thing can become overkill. It's all about supply and demand, not to mention, food always tastes better when you let yourself get really hungry. Same applies to blowjobs.

jordan_is_god

tired of head?? what the hell is wrong with u dude?? lol... seriously i had the same thing happen to me... the girl loved giving it and i got bored with it... only i didnt open my mouth i was just like hmmm its this or beatin off.... hmmm thats a tough 1... hmmmmm... every once and a while i would just pull her off of it and do it the old fashined way just to mix it up or i would just lay there and think how lucky i am... rembeder the grass is green on the other side but you still have to mow it

xxjuicesxx

ffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggnnnnnnnnn

adam

I can get tired of receiving oral sex, and while I enjoy it I seldom come from it. (On the other hand, giving my wife oral attention is always fun.) To each his or her own...

CityOfAngels

Um...here's a thought: Call ME whenever she wants to give head and you're tired. Here's my #: 555-ILIKEBJS!!!

Zatoichi

quit being a pussy and tell her to give you head when you want it. she obviously likes doing it and isnt going to be upset

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tropple

You poor, stupid bastard.

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maypo

Well, I understand even if no one else does. Sex requires a certain amount of anticipation and tension to make it interesting. If that edge is gone it becomes routine, even boring.
Too bad it just couldn't be scaled down but that is, alas, life.

berty1978

I'm just trying to imagine the kids being distracted from their game, I hope you were hiding in the bushes there.

My girlfriend doesn't mind giving me head but it's only usually when I've gone down on her, she's no blowjob expert yet and she can't take very much of my cock in her mouth (she complains I'm too big) , so I find it difficult to cum this way but it's still nice.

Blackthorn

Here's an idea!

Tell her what you just told all of us! Open communication....live it...love it.

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Dengar

damn man. i wish my g/f loved giving head that much. its sometimes a one way street for me. not that i mind, but to give that up, geez.

water_boy1999

I kinda feel you pain. Some women are just not good at giving BJs. They are too soft with it, don't put any pressure on it, treat it like it was a piece of glass, etc.....when you don't have a good BJ, it does sometimes seem mundane. It makes you want to get back in the coochie, take control of the situation, and do things that will make your jimmy sing again.

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crossova

all good things come to an end. but you have yourself to blame. you should have said that you wanted to give her some oral gratification first or maybe have sex first then do a mutual oral session. just something different.

steve urkel

Same here. Once in a while she would just spontaneously do it.