Roboshark, if I had a violin, I'd play you a weepy melody. Heres an opposite story; a good friend of mine had been begging his wife for a blow job for ages, but she would never agree. It finally got to the point that it was more of a tradition to ask than to expect one, sometimes I would even ask her to help the poor boy out. Finally, she decided to suprise him for his birthday, and sure enough gave, or at least appempted to give him one. When it was all finished, he looked down at her and said "honey, that was the worst blowjob I ever had". Now he doesn't even bother to mention it...
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