Weirdest place you've ever had sex?
 

So yesterday, nwlinkvxd and I ended up having sex on the toilet. We were too nervous (we both live with parents) to risk me bleeding (I bleed without warning occasionally during sex), so he suggested we do it on the toilet.

Despite the nastiness of doing it in a bathroom, it was still really good sex!

Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

On a cliff at a popular cliff jumping spot at Christina Lake. Afterwards we jumped 60'.

I'm sure you know this already, but that's not good... You should see your doctor, or maybe go slower, or use lube, or something...

I want to be the first person to say "In the ass" :lol:

But that would be a lie...

So my answer is Canada :D

..damn you Averett... you beat me to the punch line (but now we know what you did in Canada besides look for bags of milk).


Behind the screen of a movie theatre, while a movie was playing...

An old abandoned dump, under the stars!

I think the full quote you are looking for is "That would be up the butt, Bob."

Mine isn't too weird, but more stereotypical: under the boardwalk. Hey, my wife is from New Jersey, so I couldn't say no to that!

On the floor of the men's locker room at a community pool. I worked there so it was easy enough to get in during the off hours :D She was sooooo hot during that session....hmmmmmm.

Is it a lie because it wasn't the weirdest place or because it never happened? :D

That's awesome...what movie? :D

Mine would have to be, The Vancouver Art Gallery men's room on the second floor (with a chick btw):lol:

Because it never happened :p

But Canada? Man, thats one weird country :lol:

For me? New York ;)

Hotel Sauna
In the middle of the sports park on a weekend afternoon.
Handicapped washroom at public pool

to name a few

In a cemetary and in the back of a pick up truck going down the interstate

The catwalk of my high school auditorium druing a show. Out catwalk ran laterally (parallel to the stage), high, and all the way in the back. That means that no one was facing up, except for the actors. We assumed that they really wouldn't be able to see, because of the lights. Well, you can guess what the reality was...


Got many a high five after the show.

My boss' office at college. Not with my boss...with my girlfriend at the time. I had a key and it was late.

The city morgue while interning for the summer. She didin't say a word the whole time! It was the best partner I've ever had. I've been trying to get a job there ever since...

In a tree ounce when we were hiking :)
Climbed up n a big branch and had a great tine

In a hot tub that was next to a huge indoor public swimming pool in Vancouver Canada. The place was packed at the time so we had to be very sublte. It was also on a high school field trip so there were tons of my classmates and chaperones around. ah, good times.

In a K-Mart parking lot.

I honestly can't remember... but I also did it in the front lobby of the theatre in full view of the street... it was 4 am though

i'll say it.
in the ass.
or in the bedroom.
pretty weird.

God, I must be uber boring.

In the bedroom.

ON A BUS DURING A CHURCH MISSION TRIP

beat that :cool:

Well not sure if these are weird, but on an airplane over the Atlantic, in a hallway in a German apartment complex (middle of the day) and Heidelberg Castle . All of those were the same trip, what a summer =)

believe it or not, I once did it at band camp...

Im not that adventerous, but my x always loved exploring new things...so:

in the car
atop a laundry machine, while it was washing. Despite the rumors, I dont think it makes sex better.

the stacks of the Texas Tech Library... it was pretty fun...

when we called the elevator to go downstairs the doors opened up and some guy got off on our floor

in a seat at the beastie boys 2dollar bill show here in Vegas.


...the office was a wierd situation too, during buisness hrs.

in my horse barn

In a car (small cars really don't make for good places to have sex, but we were curious)
On the grass next to a church - ooh, I'm gonna burn for that one ;)

Nah, God says to "go forth and multiply". Most branches of the christian church were pro sex until about 100 years ago (obviously there were exceptions like the puritans, but they didn't like anything enjoyable)

That was my first thgouht.. and under the boardwalk.. thats very funny, my gf and i visited her daughter in CApe May and spent the day on teh boardwalk. It later hit us it would have been a great place to do it... I'm envious...

Holy shit man...they have a name for that....necrophelia...:lol:


On a 2nd floor patio balcony in downtown Milwaukee apartment.

Sorry cameron....I could not resist!!:lol:

yep

in ohio!!! come on there is nothing good in ohio! it is a very weird place

IN the church balcony

Nuff said.

wait... theres a behind the screen??



sorry for the double post but uhh :eek:

city morgue...
didnt say a word
IT WAS the best partner

I hope when I die your not my interum:hmm:

bah double post

The ride didn't stay dark enough for sex, but I did get a bj on the peoplemovers at Disneyland.

Swinging on a swing on an elementary playground. Driving down LBJ freeway in Dallas. Yes, I was driving. She sat on me.

I wonder why so few females respond to this question?

The weirdest place ive ever had sex was in a stock room of a hat store in the mall.

This is bad don't hate me............

In my ex-boyfriends (also my boyfriends best friend) bed, at his party.

We are now married so it's not as bad, but back then could have been horrible.

Oh, ya the brother of the friend walked in, but was too drunk to realise what was going on.

According to my mother, "I don't care what the context is, necrophilia isn't a laughing matter." Yes, she actually said that. I think she said it around two weeks ago.

What's scary is that I actually used to be friends with a guy who boinked dead people.

Don't ask me how or where.

The weirdest place my boyfriend and I have ever had sex is in the bushes, right next to a main road in peak hour traffic, also in the public park

Oh, another one: on top of the Alewife parking garage in Cambridge, MA, several times. And a stairwell in the Quincy Market, north wing (blowjob). And the backrow of the dolphin show at the Aquarium (just fingering).

All of the above while my GF was visiting during summer break for college.

I've always wanted to do that.

Back seat of my then-16-year-old girlfriend's parents' van, who were driving it at the time, while her younger siblings sat in the seat in front of us, for most of the trip home from the airport picking me up (2 hour drive).

Almost forgot about this one, lol...

On a picnic table next to a church. It was about 1 a.m, so it was at least a little dark. But it was right across the street from the bar we were drinking at, so there was a good chance of someone else stumbling out of the bar and seeing us.


Ah, good times...

On a picnic table, in a public park. (late at night, and that was also the end of my virginity.)

In the walk-in cooler at the McDonalds that I used to work at, oh so many years ago.

In an elevator, in a hospital.

In the ladies room of the Douglas County Courthouse. (celebrating my divorce from my first wife...and not with my "ex". ;) )

At the zoo behind the monkey house,

In a sailboat sitting in the boat sales showroom (during business hours), and

in the hospital bed next to my brother's who was in with pneumonia

That is beautiful

In a hot tub in the backyard of some woman's bed and breakfast in the mountains back in Alaska.

Always wanted to do the department store dressing room thing though.......

Don't know if you have anything like this where you are from, but in New Zealand we have "Capping Day" once a year. This is the day before people graduate from university - the day they are "Capped".

It is tradition for grads all over the country to perform stupid university student stunts on this day. Engineering students have the reputation for the most outrageous stunts of all, and so as not to let the side down, I took up the dare that my girlfriend and my mates through down at the time.

My girlfriend and I had fully naked, hot sex on a blow up mattress at 9am in the morning, in the middle of a traffic roundabout while hundreds of rush hour commuters drove past.

We both got arrested for that one...
Got a slap on the wrist an told never to do anything like it again.

The incident made the papers though - photos and all (discreet photos).
And I made it to my capping ceremony.

That was 15 years ago.

How!?
Where!?
I know it's sick, but you can't say that and not tell more.

No, really, we don't want to hear about some guy who had sex with dead people.

Airplane bathroom. (I'm not a small guy, 6'4", about 215-220LBS, it was a extremely hard trying to have sex there)

A hammock (This was really fun)

The rainforest (Recent trip to Costa Rica)

He was an online friend, and although he did tell me his methods a long time ago, I don't remember.

In the back of an ambulance.

No, not with the patient, Stimpy, you idiot! :D

In a post office in the middle of the afternoon.

Inside a fireplace during a tornado.

In a walk-in refridgerator.
or
At a bus stop on a busy street.
or
During a showing of Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban.

I knew the lines at the post office were long but .... damn. :lol:

I have a friend who did it in the kids BALL pen area at McDonald's in La at 3 am.

LOL

And thats just one of the reasons I won't let my kids go anywhere near those things...

Wow, that's...um...pretty wierd alright.

Steam room of a public spa.. or a cruise ship cabin.

Oh dear, one of my first posts since re-joining the board and its this... :D

Over here (in the UK) we have an amusment park called Alton Towers - http://www.alton-towers.co.uk/ Its built around the remains of an Alton Castle, which has been partially restored and is open to the public. Anyhow it has quite a few secluded little rooms and... do I have to carry on? :crazy:

Oh yeah, and up a tree... and in a sauna

Laters
Flip

At the feet of my girlfriend (at the time)'s mother, who happened to be passed out on a Lazy Boy. She had been drinking, so it wasn't likely she was going to wake up (hopefully).

I don't know if it counts but I've received oral in a movie theater during a movie and in the car while driving on a long road trip.

...on the trampoline in my boyfriend's back yard...

Mine isn't anywere near as interesting but, in a parked car parked on a busy street. In was cool out, so the windows were fogging up-that helped. But, there were people parking next to and walking right buy us. Don't know if they knew what was going on, but I'm pretty sure they did.

I also did it on a hillside overlooking the small town she was from. Didn't think about it then, but I recently drove into that town and noticed just how fully open and easily seen that hillside is from the main road.

in front of my friends.

:eek:

holy mother of . .

:hmm:

All I can think of is a Penny Arcade comic at this point, one with the punch line of " the monkey watches."

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In the backseat, with the car parked in the church parking lot that is just around the corner from my house

oh i forgot one, on the floor of my friends bedroom while him and his girlfriend were going at it on the bed

On the double grave of a married couple with the last name "Dominick."

One of the strangest experiences of my life. I'll never forget looking at the gravestone when we were done, and thinking hmm...I wonder what they would think if they were alive. :p

On the front porch at my 'rents house in plain view of the road. ;-)

I got head in a cinema (the movie was Sidewalks of New York, she was bored with the movie, I liked the movie, and I got head. Excellent!)

Yesterday afternoon I had sex in a field by a river, with families having BBQs only 100 meters away. Yay!

In a swimming pool in a backyard across the channel from the Palm Springs Country Club during the afternoon. There were golfers going up the fairway about 40 yards away. We were almost caught by a gardener.

While hiking around the top of a mountain just south of Innsbruk, Austria (the one with the bobsled run) my wife and I got off the trail a bit and went at it.

In my parents boat (had to break it in). In the kitchen? My long term ex wasn't that adventerous, the most recent ex hated PDA and the girl I am kind of seeing wants to get into law school someday, lol.

I am hoping to find a hottie for my plane ride over to the UK. :D

I would also love to have sex in Canada sometime...

I bet I know with who! :D

cuz all you guys are making it up! :P

kitchen table
on top of a wardrobe
Norway

In my bosses 2nd bedroom

in the middle of a field during a storm
consequently concieving a child on accident.
(didn't have enough condoms)

In a hot tub in a hotel in Florida. It was outside next to the pool. We got out and saw a guy standing on his room's balcony, watching us. Creepy considering we were both 15.

In college, in December (with snow on the ground), Missouri college town, daytime, wide open wooden front porch (where everyone in the street passing by could see/watch, and did)

In the closet of my bedroom while I was throwing a dinner party

In Stanford Hospital with my girlfriend who had just gotten into a car accident and broke several vertebrae in her back :|

The worst part was when her nurse walked in.

I swear it was her idea and that she was fully conscious when this happened. And yes, it was as awkard as it sounds...It's actually kind of a long story but I doubt anyone wants to hear it.

The bathroom at a Bosstones concert. It was truly disgusting. I'm no neat-freak, but that was just too filthy for me to even enjoy it.

"Oh..ok yeah..That feels good and all, but don't touch me after touching the wall...No seriously, don't touch me with that hand." :/

A walk-in cooler on a box of French Fries! While the resturant was open and we were the only ones there! Too funny boy did she squirm around.

interesting places
 

Some of my more interesting places:

Fingered a girl once while she was lying in a hospital bed. There were 3 other occupied beds in the room... the curtain around the bed was mostly closed... but it was interesting nonetheless. She managed to keep quiet. Heh.

Out in a field of 2 foot high grass, with a well used path some 50 feet away. We were using a flattened patch of grass that was apparently used more often. We were both nervous about someone walking to our spot.

In the mediterranean sea, during the day. with people on the beach and in the water everywhere. It wasn't very long... it was more of a proof of concept than getting eachother off. :lol:

At night under a cloudless sky with a full moon on a beach in Ghana (country in Africa, for the geographically challenged).

on the floor in a house I was watching for someone, doing it doggy style, when the family dog pushed open the door and came to sniff our asses, we couldn't stop laughing for the next 30 min...

oooo.....ooooo.... I have new one.:)

on the shore of a busy campground lake at night, but within a ear shot of many people....yaaaaa for me (ya you too Blonddie)

Lol..ditto on the camground thing....
Also in a field next to a highway in the middle of the afternoon...
And in a parking garage for a county courthouse.
(Not in the same day however....)

At the top of BrassTown Balled visiter area, tallest peak in GA, located outside of Blairsville GA.



Yummy :)

If you tell me you had the energy to have sex after you made that climb im going to shoot myself hehehe


TELL me you took the shuttle up hehehehe

Absolutly :) No way I could do that after hiking up there.


HAHAHAH.

Whew....I was fixing to feel really inadequate if you'd said yes hehehehe

I refuse to make that climb anymore its worse than the last part of Stone Mountain.....which I've sex on top of, at night, after climbing it hehehehehe

Wow, bet thats awsome. Been there sveral times, but ain't never seen it like that :D

It was a LONG time ago hehehe I was 18 and in much better shape....It started with one of my "sexual talents" ;) it was pretty cool....we really were the only people up there at the time