Bwahahaha, I read about your 'talent'. One of them anyway:crazy: :D :crazy:

On a bus.

S

In a "spillover for easter" pew in the balcony overlooking the sanctuary of my church when I was a young one. Kinda funny when you think about it now - It was probably the most awful fast and to the point sex any teenager has ever had.

The organ pipes were behind us but there was a large wooden railing that served as a blind from anyone below us.

Highway rest stops, our minister's house, lots of times on the side of the road, one while looking at a house with real estate agent

The reminds me- nwlinkvxd and I had to cat-sit for a friend of his mother's and we ended up having sex in a chair, as the two fat cats stared up at us/chomped noisily at their food.

in an elementary school field during classes.......poor little kids, didn't know what hit 'em

An AA Club House, Essence festival was in town and couldn't find a hotel room, so we went back to the Club after hours to have a private meeting, lol.

In the office, in my boss' room, after work. There was someone in the room next door at the time and I guess we were making some audible noise because he came over and knocked on our door to see if we were ok. We didn't reply so I presume he thought we were up to something but I couldn't care less.

p.s. wasn't with my boss, it was with my gf at the time.

I got a blowjob in a gazebo at a mental hospital once.
It was nighttime, and very far away from where anyone would be watching, though.

I got 2.
I class in high school... sorta. Depends on the definition of sex. This is going to sound really kinky, but my gf at the time sat opposite me in class, and she managed to get me "very excited" with a well placed foot...

Also in a wave pool... though it never really got that far. Hats off to anyone who can have successful sex in water... it just didn't seem to work.

In a public natural hotspring that was very crowded.

In a theater, prior to the movie none-the-less.

Behind you. Right now. Don't turn around.

in a cemetary on a very large grave marker......in the middle of the night....i was scared

In the Texas capitol building rotunda.

In a reststop. It was late and we were driving. I didn't trust myself to get a blowjob without crashing. Addmitadly I was half concerned that some kind of raid with state troopers or somthing would break up the moment.

I fingered my ex-girlfriend at the movies (Barbershop) while I was sitting next to her parents. I was very surprised at how quiet she was.

On the City's Parade Float in the City Garage. We laugh now at every parade when it goes by.

1. women's shower room in a youth hostel in Germany
2. just off a path on a cliff in the Algarve, Portugal in the afternoon

Teachers lounge during school hours? (i'm a student) Or maybe the dining room at the school during lunch :P Or, in a taxi, or at the plane, or at a dancefloor in a club, or, at the train, or, at the bus.... etc. etc..... beat that! (my X was rather crazy after sex :P )

Thx for your hats of :P

I just noticed this... who? :D :icare:

Um, let's see. A convertible Mustang GT at Lillith Fair in Denver. People started watching as the windows got steamier and the car bounced.

The handicapped bathroom at the Phoenix, Denver, Chicago, Seattle, Milwaukee airports. Heathrow, Madrid, Tenerife airports. My ex and I loved airport bathrooms for a while.

A study room at Helen C White Library in Madison, WI during the busiest time of the night.

Back of a police car.

On the bar at the Hard Rock in Phoenix.

On a Volcano in the Canary Islands.

My ex's bachelorette party. Yes, I banged my ex 48 hours before she got married to some poor schlub.

**looks at watch** Wow, I did a lot in 28 years.

OK, can we hear the stories behind these two? I'm especially intrigued by the police car one.

Let's see:
In a cemetary.
On a golf course at night; actually almost got caught twice, once by a guy in a golf cart who must have seen us on top of the green in the full moon, which forced us to hastily relocate (and use some ninja-esque hiding skills when he drove by). After we relocated we were just getting in to it when we heard voices and dove into some chest-high weeds thinking the guy had called the cops; belly crawled through the weeds for 20 m or so before I realized that what I was smelling was pot. Turns out a bunch of highschool kids had come out to smoke up. Scared the hell out of them when we materialized out of the brush behind them. Then proceeded to drive out to a more secluded park to christen the bridge I'd built for my eagle project.
On the front lawn of a house for sale in a subdivision at night; again, almost got caught when someone pulled into the driveway of the house next door while I was going down on her. Saved yet again by quickly covering in the dark blanket we were on.
In tall grass inside the fence of a national lab, right next to the lane that the guards drove to patrol the site. (several times too)

Personally the best I've heard of is a guy I knew who managed to have sex inside a mental hospital with another patient while he was on suicide watch; the man had some talent.

As fairly unoriginal as this is... In the backseat of a movie theater during Carrie 2.
Now the act wasn't the funny thing, walking out of the movie to a standing ovation from the theater manager and the popcorn kids was. :thumbsup:

Well, since in a plane is actually common now, I'd have to say that either a school bus in hichschool, or A Small World at Disney Land.
Yes, I'm banned for life.

In the back seat of a car while my friend was driving. We got pulled over for speeding and the cop was laughing to hard to give my friend a ticket.

And on the balcony of my wife and I's apartment.

And I've done it while a friend was watching, if you count the fact that he participated as well.

weirdest and best....directly beneath the stage while alice cooper played "is it my body?"

cemetary... many many times...my high school sweet heart had a thing for it i guess..... in her front yard at about 9 at nite... in her pool while her mom laid out on the deck 10 feet from us... i broke into my best friends house while he was on vacation and used his bed... i even left the condom for him... that was mean

My ex wanted to go see Chasing Liberty, so of course, mid-movie I got bored as heck. So I started kissing up on her neck and fondling her breasts. Soon enough, we were trading oral sex right there in the theatre!

Strangest place I ever went all out was my mother's bathroom when we went to visit her for mother's day.

Or would it be my aunt's bathroom during her birthday party? I dunno.

I guess the weirdest place was in my girlfriends room while her parents were in the next room. I also did it in my room (different girl) while my mother was in the next room. My first wife once gave me a blow job while I was driving on highway 101 below Eureka, Ca. I have also been masterbated (different girl) while driving. One time I picked up a employee of one of the casinos in Reno and she directed me to a remote location where we had sex. I never saw or had any contact with her since. I regret not writing down our address or phone numbers. If a child came from our indiscretion, I wanted to fulfil my obligation as a father.
Wait--I just remembered the weirdest place. It was only oral sex but we did it a Tunnel of Love water ride in Portland I think. The next boat was just maybe 15 feet away. At the time I did not think they saw us, but I am certain they did. I also did oral to a gal on the main trail in the Pinnacles near Soledad, Ca. There was no one in our sight, but I did hear a shout from above.

in a public restroom

The name of the club was Tantra in Houston, TX. It was about 3:30 in the morning and this girl and I started dancing pretty close, to the point I was fingering her. She led me to a restroom (it had four restrooms in the joint, two of which had locks and some bizarre chairs in them) and in there was another couple she knew and I just had sex with her, there, bent over the counter while the other couple was in a chair watching.

What I found out later was that in Tantra, this strangeness was par for the course.

In church.. sigh im going to hell.. but heh well NM

Hehe, that happened to me when I went to see This Is Spinal Tap with one of my ex's. We were the only two people in the theater, so we desided we could watch it later...

In the hall of a university building that we ducked into on the way to a movie... nobody saw us, I think. ;)

public trail as people walked by trying not to look at us....it was kinda dark out though n we were high.

Wow you guys, I thought I had done pretty well in this category until I read all of your posts! :p

Okay let's see, I might forget some, but...

Cemetaries - lots of times.
In a median strip between two lanes of traffic. It was a wide one though, with a little stream and benches.
Inside the steeple of a catholic church.
In a laundromat, lots of times actually.
On a partially-sunken cement ship.
On the bleachers of our local high school in a pouring rainstorm.
On the stage at a community college.
In front of the stage at a university concert hall.
On the hood of my car by the side of the road with people driving by.
In the doorway of a building downtown.
On the fire escape of a building downtown.
In a jail cell.

I’m sure there’s more that I can't remember right now :D

IN old tower in a state park while people where banging on the door in the floor trying to get in....

a frontage road on the way back from a concert, outside of the truck!

...wow...your going to hell for sure. lol.

howd u pull off the jail cell one?

I think Squishor has another one to add.

Oh yeah, I'm going to hell...but I come from a Catholic family so I just had to, you see.

The jail thing was pretty simple, really, no big mystery to it. I was in jail, I was bored, and then this little minidyke with a stallion tattooed on her arm showed up. The rest is easy to imagine, right?

As far as how I got away with it goes, I guess I had a lot of status so even though everybody knew what was going on, nobody told on me - even the guard who busted her.

I have a new one for the list from today, although I'm not sure how weird it is - underneath Cannery Row in Monterey.

on a trampoline when i thought my friend was out of town, his step dad caught us or in a park in the middle of the day in one of those tubes

in a cemetery

Under the curtains on stage in a theater during a play...

cemetary, in a darkroom (the photo developing kind, not just a "dark room" hehe), in the middle of a bridge in the country - not in a car, actually on the bridge at night, public park covered slide.....that's all I can think of at the moment.

:eek: :eek: The weirdest place I've ever had sex would have to be Magic Mountain, in the bushes right next to BATMAN the ride...No B.S. We almost got caught by security :eek: :eek:

Strangest place was the computer help desk center where my girlfriend was the phone answering girl. Luckily, she worked alone and at nights, so we had the place to ourselves. She was definitely a fun one. Wonder whatever happened to her...

On my husband's commander's desk. HOOAH!

Rachel

In a row boat and finished on the beach. In a 747 on our way to Australia....

this is crazy, but one time i gave oral to my gf in the backseat of a car while my mom and sister were in the front... don't even ask how i pulled that off cause i have no clue.

In a dark corner on stage at a dance club in a small Mid-Western town.

On a conference table at work---in a movie theatre parking lot in the middle of the day(several times)---on a boulder in the woods in a State Park about ten feet from a trail in broad daylight---on the ground behind a bush in the same State Park in broad daylight---in a car while on lunch at work in broad daylight(many times)---with my sister's friend, in my sister's bed while my sister was in the other room(awake)---in the stall of a mens room at a truck stop---in a car in the parking lot of a bar (It was a birthday present and it was in the front seat. I had power windows and her foot hit the button. Didn't realize the window was down until afterwards. She was quite a screamer and the lot was still filling up. Got a lot of smiles when we walked back in the bar. :thumbsup: )---on a train in Germany in broad daylight---on a bench next to my neighbors pool when he was home---in an empty loft of a poolhouse with a hot brunette while my girlfriend was banging on the door and yelling for me---in my room during a party while my girlfriend and her sister were drinking on the couch outside my room :D

Behind a rock at Annapurna Base Camp in Nepal. Yes, it was a bit cold - still, only minor shrinkage ;-)

On a drum kit. On stage. Immediately post show. *sighs* Yes, there were people still there. No, I didn't care. Yes, he was HOT. Yes, I would do it again (with him, lol)

*grins* I think that about covers the bases of the questions people usually ask me about that one.

Oh, yah, and in a confessional at a church. Had to talk the bf into that one. *shrugs* He wasn't even Catholic, I was surprised he balked, lol. I'm the Catholic, or I was at the time, hee hee.

Oh, and on the hood of my car next to the train tracks (*shrugs* don't ask me, it wasn't my fantasy, lmao)

Um, I don't think the "against the wall in a bar" one is too weird exactly, but that one was lots of fun.

On the floor behind the front counter of the drycleaners where I used to work. Oh, and against the wall once in the racks of clothes at the cleaners, too.

In the library in the research stacks. My gf at the time had to keep her hand over my mouth while she got me off. *grins*

I've had a lot of partners, what can I say? lol... lots of opportunity for "unusual" sex.

A couple were pretty different for me...

On the front steps of a church (late at night).

And my personal favorite, at the drive-inn on evening. Not *IN* the car, but out of it on the hood... :love:

on a king size bed in a model home for a new subdivision
in the middle of the living room floor at a friends house during a party
in a lounge chair beside the pool in some apartments i was living in
on my front porch
on a park bench
a corner booth at denny's
a glass elevator
the lobby of a high rise office building where i worked nightshift as a security guard
the grassy knoll in dallas

Middle of the dance floor at a party
In the back seat of a car at a gas station while friend was filling up the tank (we kept it up for the next 30 miles)
A dormroom, not mine, not hers, we weren't sure whose but they left their door unlocked
at a concert, lifted up the skirt on the girl and went to town

Ah...memories

I haven't really done it in an interesting place, just outside in the open is the only abnormal spot I've ever done it.

All this talk of crazy sex places really makes me want to have sex in all sorts of places. The hardest part is finding a girlfreind who would be into that.

And just left her there like that? That's kind of mean, don't you think?

Weirdest places, let's think...

The baby-changing toilet at Frankfurt International Airport.

On the train between Chesham and Paddington Station.

In the lounge while her mother was in the kitchen making dinner.

Saudi Arabia.

Hmm, I think I've posted in here before, but it's been a while. Let's see.

A house under construction (my house actually), forest preserves, cemetery, hotel balconey, top bunk in my college dorm (the ladies next door kept pounding on the wall), floor of the college dorm with the blinds open (bottom floor of Lincoln Hall at NIU, the windows were at ground level), sand dunes, beaches, her parent's backyard, hallway of a two flat, hotel windows, cars, bed of a pickup (in our garage, really wasn't THAT daring), weight benches, air hockey table, pool table, back of a Suburban, hotel pool, front seat and back seat at the drive-in (movie, what movie? ), on the conference table at work (several jobs), IT room, on the filing cabinets right outside my office, and a few other places I can't think of right now.

In a watermelon patch with a ripe one....

What a naughty girl.....mmm..but I like it..... :thumbsup:

*grins and curtsies, dipping low enough to show off her deep cleavage* Why thank you, thank you very much.

In a church.....I loved it.

i beat you all!.... and im only 17....

ocean city maryland... on the surfboard, in the water

"clap" allllllriiiiiight

this user has been banned for being underaged, please stop reporting the post already

:thumbsup: good call!

Then what are you doing here?

HAHAHA you win alright

How did you manage this?
 

You got some 'splainin' to do! How'd you pull this off?

Tonight, at my place of business.

on a jetski floating down the hudson river. before and after we rode around like crazy up and down the river. no idea why she decided we should stop and take a break but no complaints here :thumbsup:

Very dangerous, but...
 

While driving down East TN country roads! An ex girlfriend got naked and jumped in my lap and went to town. We actually got back to "society" and were stopped at a traffic light where a cop was turning our direction--good thing we had tinted windows! We ended up pulling into a vacant construction site because I couldn't drive anymore.

Here's a female responce: in the back room of my high school choir room. On a chouch that had seen waaay too much action for its own good. There were people in the other room. Thank goodness the door had a lock.

back of a vw rabbit(the back seats were out) in the parking lot of the pagoda in reading, pa

I love trying new places, the first wierd place was in my High Schools photography room where you change out the film. It was pitch black and one of my classmates was in there, I had never gone out with the girl prior just made a comment and she said lets go. Second is in the deep end of he pool when my parents were in at the same time, again it was dark and they thought we were talking.

I usually win this debate but i did have a friend that says she and her b/f at the time had sex in the babtismal at their church, unknow if ceremny was in progress but thats crazy for me!

Against the back door of a church

BJ on a little Sunfish sailboat in the middle of a small lake.
BJ in the barracks during the day at Tan son Nhut AB Vietnam. (Love those housegirls)
On the tenth green (at night) of the country club I lived by.
In the hot springs pool in Glenwood Springs, CO. (When the steam temporarily blew away there were many others nearby in the same "pose".
In my office during business hours. (My secretary came in every morning to "go through the mail"...and give me head.)

In the Storage Closet of an old apartment.

In an airplane washroom over the Atlantic.

In a car just on the shoulder of a major highway.

In a Public park next to a street across from a big rave (and the weirdest part is neither of us were high)

In my parents living room with my brother asleep on the couch across from us.

On the floor of some guys house with an ex, while the guy was sleeping on the couch.

In Canada, (and yes I am completely serious there)

Trying to get pregnant the wife and I decided to try the Phallic Rock (no kidding) on the island of Molokai in Hawaii. You guessed it;after 8 months prior of trying, we got pregnant. Look up the story of the "rock". Kinda cool.

In a two-man tent with my girlfriend's mother asleep next to us. My gf was in the middle. I could have easily reached over and grabbed the mothers tit, if I'd wanted to.

Once did it in a luxery suite at MSG at a Knick game....

On top of the Crowne Plaza in Manhattan on a high school band trip :lol:

In the ball pit at a McDonald's play land. It was hard for me to finish though because of all the little kids looking at me....

1) On the grass at Ft Mason in SF, just before heading down to Greens for a lovely meal. A little fresh air and exercise is good for one's appetite.

2) In a driftwood shelter on the Lost Coast with a friend dropping in periodically to bring us wine, fresh incense...hours of entertainment.

3) In the steam tunnel under the physics building at ISU in Ames, IA. That would be sorta dull, except we were on a ping pong table left over from the folks that were developing the A-Bomb in that facility a few decades earlier.

4) In the second floor men's room of the bacteriology building at ISU...on a sink, in a stall, up against the wall...during classes. Not bad for a quickie.

5) While climbing a staircase between three floors of an apartment in Vancouver, BC. Started on the kitchen table, then she wrapped her legs around me waist and I carried her to the top floor, boinking all the while, until we transferred to a softer environment. Excellent. Enjoyed the tunes on the radio, too.

6) On a United Airlines flight between Miami, FL and Minneapolis, MN. Funky!

7) At the Minneapolis airport after that flight, in a kiosk (called a "Ziosk"). Proposed shortly thereafter.

Kinda running on here...plenty more

Man. I've just done it on the back of a WMATA bus in DC, late at night. Wouldn't do it again, though

About 5 years ago I went with a BF to New Orleans. The high rise hotel we stayed at had a hottub in it. Well late one night we were relaxing in the rub and started getting frisky. Well one thing led to another and i was sitting on his lap and we were going at it. Well this other young, cute couple walks out onto the patio deck and catches us redhanded. I was so embarressed, but they were like 'oh its cool' then got in the hottub too and started going at it!

on the pitchers mound at a High School baseball field...
then in the dugout...
then in the field on the way home...
then in her yard....

Front lawn at Pepperdine University (below the chapel, overlooking PCH).

Back of a Chevrolet Chevette. How could anyone get any driving a Chevette? She must have been desparate. :D

Man! I used to go to that pool all the time... mostly on field trips in elementary school.

I knew there was a reason the water smelled bad all the time.

Bingle

Here's my list:

walk-in referidgerator at Pizza Hut
cemetery
high school auditorium
city park
movie theater

Nothing too wild. There's always the future to look forward too. :)

I had sex on the couch right next to his dad. It was creepy and scary.

In a church parking lot. With the to down under the stars!!!

Got a BJ in the lobby at the Peabody in the early morning.

in the back of taco bell, under the cups

in the front seat of my 1977 toronado while driving ( actually driving ) back from a weekend getaway at seaworld.............

We got it on in the changing room at Dillard's. The handicapped changing room is HUGE. I felt bad though that I used some clothes that someone had left in there for cleanup. Ah, but that's the price to pay for sex in Dillard's. WOrst part was I accidentally shot some on the wall and forgot to clean it up. Didn't remember until I was already ont he way home.

So if you're ever in Dillard's in Rocky River, OH you'd be smart to steer away from the women's dressing rooms. Especially the handicapped one! ;)