la petite moi

So yesterday, nwlinkvxd and I ended up having sex on the toilet. We were too nervous (we both live with parents) to risk me bleeding (I bleed without warning occasionally during sex), so he suggested we do it on the toilet.

Despite the nastiness of doing it in a bathroom, it was still really good sex!

Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

Mango

On a cliff at a popular cliff jumping spot at Christina Lake. Afterwards we jumped 60'.

Averett

I'm sure you know this already, but that's not good... You should see your doctor, or maybe go slower, or use lube, or something...

I want to be the first person to say "In the ass"

But that would be a lie...

So my answer is Canada

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Charlatan

..damn you Averett... you beat me to the punch line (but now we know what you did in Canada besides look for bags of milk).


Behind the screen of a movie theatre, while a movie was playing...

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absorbentishe

An old abandoned dump, under the stars!

Redlemon

I think the full quote you are looking for is "That would be up the butt, Bob."

Mine isn't too weird, but more stereotypical: under the boardwalk. Hey, my wife is from New Jersey, so I couldn't say no to that!

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Blackthorn

On the floor of the men's locker room at a community pool. I worked there so it was easy enough to get in during the off hours She was sooooo hot during that session....hmmmmmm.

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onetime2

Is it a lie because it wasn't the weirdest place or because it never happened?

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the_marq

That's awesome...what movie?

Mine would have to be, The Vancouver Art Gallery men's room on the second floor (with a chick btw)

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Averett

Because it never happened

But Canada? Man, thats one weird country

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losthellhound

For me? New York

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fallenangel

Hotel Sauna
In the middle of the sports park on a weekend afternoon.
Handicapped washroom at public pool

to name a few

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ShaniFaye

In a cemetary and in the back of a pick up truck going down the interstate

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TM875

The catwalk of my high school auditorium druing a show. Out catwalk ran laterally (parallel to the stage), high, and all the way in the back. That means that no one was facing up, except for the actors. We assumed that they really wouldn't be able to see, because of the lights. Well, you can guess what the reality was...


Got many a high five after the show.

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FaderMonkey

My boss' office at college. Not with my boss...with my girlfriend at the time. I had a key and it was late.

cameroncrazy822

The city morgue while interning for the summer. She didin't say a word the whole time! It was the best partner I've ever had. I've been trying to get a job there ever since...

billwood

In a tree ounce when we were hiking
Climbed up n a big branch and had a great tine

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Bobaphat

In a hot tub that was next to a huge indoor public swimming pool in Vancouver Canada. The place was packed at the time so we had to be very sublte. It was also on a high school field trip so there were tons of my classmates and chaperones around. ah, good times.

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BonesCPA

In a K-Mart parking lot.

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Charlatan

I honestly can't remember... but I also did it in the front lobby of the theatre in full view of the street... it was 4 am though

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anti fishstick

i'll say it.
in the ass.
or in the bedroom.
pretty weird.

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Kalnaur

God, I must be uber boring.

In the bedroom.

herostar

ON A BUS DURING A CHURCH MISSION TRIP

beat that

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robodog

Well not sure if these are weird, but on an airplane over the Atlantic, in a hallway in a German apartment complex (middle of the day) and Heidelberg Castle . All of those were the same trip, what a summer =)

Bobaphat

believe it or not, I once did it at band camp...

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mew

Im not that adventerous, but my x always loved exploring new things...so:

in the car
atop a laundry machine, while it was washing. Despite the rumors, I dont think it makes sex better.

JStrider

the stacks of the Texas Tech Library... it was pretty fun...

when we called the elevator to go downstairs the doors opened up and some guy got off on our floor

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DirtyVegas

in a seat at the beastie boys 2dollar bill show here in Vegas.


...the office was a wierd situation too, during buisness hrs.

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mrbigdog

in my horse barn

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Pragma

In a car (small cars really don't make for good places to have sex, but we were curious)
On the grass next to a church - ooh, I'm gonna burn for that one

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robodog

Nah, God says to "go forth and multiply". Most branches of the christian church were pro sex until about 100 years ago (obviously there were exceptions like the puritans, but they didn't like anything enjoyable)

blindawg

That was my first thgouht.. and under the boardwalk.. thats very funny, my gf and i visited her daughter in CApe May and spent the day on teh boardwalk. It later hit us it would have been a great place to do it... I'm envious...

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Dawson70

Holy shit man...they have a name for that....necrophelia...


On a 2nd floor patio balcony in downtown Milwaukee apartment.

Sorry cameron....I could not resist!!

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Ace_O_Spades

yep

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maxhooters

in ohio!!! come on there is nothing good in ohio! it is a very weird place

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raeanna74

IN the church balcony

Nuff said.

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Jam

wait... theres a behind the screen??



sorry for the double post but uhh

city morgue...
didnt say a word
IT WAS the best partner

I hope when I die your not my interum

Jam

bah double post

fhqwhgads

The ride didn't stay dark enough for sex, but I did get a bj on the peoplemovers at Disneyland.

Aladdin Sane

Swinging on a swing on an elementary playground. Driving down LBJ freeway in Dallas. Yes, I was driving. She sat on me.

I wonder why so few females respond to this question?

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