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Averett · 08-04-2004, 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by ruggerp11
I would also love to have sex in Canada sometime...

I bet I know with who!

Acetylene · 08-04-2004, 09:51 AM

cuz all you guys are making it up! :P

kitchen table
on top of a wardrobe
Norway

thebeat · 08-04-2004, 09:56 AM

In my bosses 2nd bedroom

reddleman · 08-05-2004, 11:38 AM

in the middle of a field during a storm
consequently concieving a child on accident.
(didn't have enough condoms)

Slauncha Man · 08-05-2004, 11:58 AM

In a hot tub in a hotel in Florida. It was outside next to the pool. We got out and saw a guy standing on his room's balcony, watching us. Creepy considering we were both 15.

Bentley Little · 08-05-2004, 12:19 PM

In college, in December (with snow on the ground), Missouri college town, daytime, wide open wooden front porch (where everyone in the street passing by could see/watch, and did)

D_Nice · 08-05-2004, 05:13 PM

In the closet of my bedroom while I was throwing a dinner party

stonegrody · 08-06-2004, 03:30 PM

In Stanford Hospital with my girlfriend who had just gotten into a car accident and broke several vertebrae in her back

The worst part was when her nurse walked in.

I swear it was her idea and that she was fully conscious when this happened. And yes, it was as awkard as it sounds...It's actually kind of a long story but I doubt anyone wants to hear it.

Talon Valdez · 08-06-2004, 03:37 PM

The bathroom at a Bosstones concert. It was truly disgusting. I'm no neat-freak, but that was just too filthy for me to even enjoy it.

"Oh..ok yeah..That feels good and all, but don't touch me after touching the wall...No seriously, don't touch me with that hand." :/

nelbuts · 08-07-2004, 12:27 PM

A walk-in cooler on a box of French Fries! While the resturant was open and we were the only ones there! Too funny boy did she squirm around.

TurbineSlut · 08-07-2004, 01:07 PM

Some of my more interesting places:

Fingered a girl once while she was lying in a hospital bed. There were 3 other occupied beds in the room... the curtain around the bed was mostly closed... but it was interesting nonetheless. She managed to keep quiet. Heh.

Out in a field of 2 foot high grass, with a well used path some 50 feet away. We were using a flattened patch of grass that was apparently used more often. We were both nervous about someone walking to our spot.

In the mediterranean sea, during the day. with people on the beach and in the water everywhere. It wasn't very long... it was more of a proof of concept than getting eachother off.

At night under a cloudless sky with a full moon on a beach in Ghana (country in Africa, for the geographically challenged).

basmoq · 08-08-2004, 04:18 AM

on the floor in a house I was watching for someone, doing it doggy style, when the family dog pushed open the door and came to sniff our asses, we couldn't stop laughing for the next 30 min...

Dawson70 · 08-08-2004, 03:05 PM

oooo.....ooooo.... I have new one.

on the shore of a busy campground lake at night, but within a ear shot of many people....yaaaaa for me (ya you too Blonddie)

Blonddie · 08-08-2004, 04:24 PM

Lol..ditto on the camground thing....
Also in a field next to a highway in the middle of the afternoon...
And in a parking garage for a county courthouse.
(Not in the same day however....)

jdubz · 08-12-2004, 10:57 AM

At the top of BrassTown Balled visiter area, tallest peak in GA, located outside of Blairsville GA.

Yummy

ShaniFaye · 08-12-2004, 11:05 AM

If you tell me you had the energy to have sex after you made that climb im going to shoot myself hehehe

TELL me you took the shuttle up hehehehe

jdubz · 08-12-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by ShaniFaye
If you tell me you had the energy to have sex after you made that climb im going to shoot myself hehehe

TELL me you took the shuttle up hehehehe

Absolutly

No way I could do that after hiking up there.

HAHAHAH.

ShaniFaye · 08-12-2004, 11:19 AM

Whew....I was fixing to feel really inadequate if you'd said yes hehehehe

I refuse to make that climb anymore its worse than the last part of Stone Mountain.....which I've sex on top of, at night, after climbing it hehehehehe

jdubz · 08-12-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by ShaniFaye
Whew....I was fixing to feel really inadequate if you'd said yes hehehehe

I refuse to make that climb anymore its worse than the last part of Stone Mountain.....which I've sex on top of, at night, after climbing it hehehehehe

Wow, bet thats awsome. Been there sveral times, but ain't never seen it like that

ShaniFaye · 08-12-2004, 11:26 AM

It was a LONG time ago hehehe I was 18 and in much better shape....It started with one of my "sexual talents"

it was pretty cool....we really were the only people up there at the time

jdubz · 08-12-2004, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShaniFaye
It was a LONG time ago hehehe I was 18 and in much better shape....It started with one of my "sexual talents" it was pretty cool....we really were the only people up there at the time

Bwahahaha, I read about your 'talent'. One of them anyway

snoop · 08-12-2004, 08:14 PM

On a bus.

S

clog · 08-13-2004, 05:53 AM

In a "spillover for easter" pew in the balcony overlooking the sanctuary of my church when I was a young one. Kinda funny when you think about it now - It was probably the most awful fast and to the point sex any teenager has ever had.

The organ pipes were behind us but there was a large wooden railing that served as a blind from anyone below us.

meembo · 08-17-2004, 04:53 PM

Highway rest stops, our minister's house, lots of times on the side of the road, one while looking at a house with real estate agent

la petite moi · 08-17-2004, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by basmoq

on the floor in a house I was watching for someone, doing it doggy style, when the family dog pushed open the door and came to sniff our asses, we couldn't stop laughing for the next 30 min...

The reminds me- nwlinkvxd and I had to cat-sit for a friend of his mother's and we ended up having sex in a chair, as the two fat cats stared up at us/chomped noisily at their food.

guinnessgurl · 08-18-2004, 12:43 AM

in an elementary school field during classes.......poor little kids, didn't know what hit 'em

caucajun1 · 08-25-2004, 07:30 AM

An AA Club House, Essence festival was in town and couldn't find a hotel room, so we went back to the Club after hours to have a private meeting, lol.

blippo · 08-25-2004, 08:50 AM

In the office, in my boss' room, after work. There was someone in the room next door at the time and I guess we were making some audible noise because he came over and knocked on our door to see if we were ok. We didn't reply so I presume he thought we were up to something but I couldn't care less.

p.s. wasn't with my boss, it was with my gf at the time.

erion · 08-25-2004, 11:26 AM

I got a blowjob in a gazebo at a mental hospital once.
It was nighttime, and very far away from where anyone would be watching, though.

jgrayson_au · 08-25-2004, 02:54 PM

I got 2.
I class in high school... sorta. Depends on the definition of sex. This is going to sound really kinky, but my gf at the time sat opposite me in class, and she managed to get me "very excited" with a well placed foot...

Also in a wave pool... though it never really got that far. Hats off to anyone who can have successful sex in water... it just didn't seem to work.

sexymama · 08-25-2004, 05:19 PM

In a public natural hotspring that was very crowded.

In a theater, prior to the movie none-the-less.

saut · 08-25-2004, 06:46 PM

Behind you. Right now. Don't turn around.

sci · 08-26-2004, 09:50 AM

in a cemetary on a very large grave marker......in the middle of the night....i was scared

Mac1 · 08-26-2004, 11:11 AM

In the Texas capitol building rotunda.

Ninjasideshow · 08-26-2004, 01:52 PM

In a reststop. It was late and we were driving. I didn't trust myself to get a blowjob without crashing. Addmitadly I was half concerned that some kind of raid with state troopers or somthing would break up the moment.

krystalogik · 08-27-2004, 09:18 AM

I fingered my ex-girlfriend at the movies (Barbershop) while I was sitting next to her parents. I was very surprised at how quiet she was.

lexbaby · 08-27-2004, 02:15 PM

On the City's Parade Float in the City Garage. We laugh now at every parade when it goes by.

bigbark · 08-27-2004, 06:04 PM

1. women's shower room in a youth hostel in Germany
2. just off a path on a cliff in the Algarve, Portugal in the afternoon

theatril · 08-28-2004, 05:26 AM

Teachers lounge during school hours? (i'm a student) Or maybe the dining room at the school during lunch :P Or, in a taxi, or at the plane, or at a dancefloor in a club, or, at the train, or, at the bus.... etc. etc..... beat that! (my X was rather crazy after sex :P )

theatril · 08-28-2004, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by jgrayson_au

Also in a wave pool... though it never really got that far. Hats off to anyone who can have successful sex in water... it just didn't seem to work.

Thx for your hats of :P

08-04-2004, 09:51 AM	#82 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	cuz all you guys are making it up! :P kitchen table on top of a wardrobe Norway __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

08-04-2004, 09:56 AM	#83 (permalink)
thebeat Insane Location: Deep South	In my bosses 2nd bedroom __________________ random

08-05-2004, 11:58 AM	#85 (permalink)
Slauncha Man Crazy Location: Ann Arbor, MI	In a hot tub in a hotel in Florida. It was outside next to the pool. We got out and saw a guy standing on his room's balcony, watching us. Creepy considering we were both 15. __________________ -Slauncha

08-05-2004, 12:19 PM	#86 (permalink)
Bentley Little Insane Location: In my head...	In college, in December (with snow on the ground), Missouri college town, daytime, wide open wooden front porch (where everyone in the street passing by could see/watch, and did) __________________ That is my 2 cents.

08-06-2004, 03:30 PM	#88 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	In Stanford Hospital with my girlfriend who had just gotten into a car accident and broke several vertebrae in her back The worst part was when her nurse walked in. I swear it was her idea and that she was fully conscious when this happened. And yes, it was as awkard as it sounds...It's actually kind of a long story but I doubt anyone wants to hear it. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

08-05-2004, 11:38 AM	#84 (permalink)
reddleman Upright	in the middle of a field during a storm consequently concieving a child on accident. (didn't have enough condoms)

08-05-2004, 05:13 PM	#87 (permalink)
D_Nice Upright Location: Hampton, VA	In the closet of my bedroom while I was throwing a dinner party

08-06-2004, 03:37 PM	#89 (permalink)
Talon Valdez Upright Location: Georgia	The bathroom at a Bosstones concert. It was truly disgusting. I'm no neat-freak, but that was just too filthy for me to even enjoy it. "Oh..ok yeah..That feels good and all, but don't touch me after touching the wall...No seriously, don't touch me with that hand." :/ __________________ It begins and ends with this...You simply can't care what the answer will be.

08-07-2004, 12:27 PM	#90 (permalink)
nelbuts Upright Location: florida	A walk-in cooler on a box of French Fries! While the resturant was open and we were the only ones there! Too funny boy did she squirm around.

08-07-2004, 01:07 PM	#91 (permalink)
TurbineSlut Tilted Location: Netherlands	interesting places Some of my more interesting places: Fingered a girl once while she was lying in a hospital bed. There were 3 other occupied beds in the room... the curtain around the bed was mostly closed... but it was interesting nonetheless. She managed to keep quiet. Heh. Out in a field of 2 foot high grass, with a well used path some 50 feet away. We were using a flattened patch of grass that was apparently used more often. We were both nervous about someone walking to our spot. In the mediterranean sea, during the day. with people on the beach and in the water everywhere. It wasn't very long... it was more of a proof of concept than getting eachother off. At night under a cloudless sky with a full moon on a beach in Ghana (country in Africa, for the geographically challenged).

08-08-2004, 04:18 AM	#92 (permalink)
basmoq It's a girly girl! Location: OH, USA	on the floor in a house I was watching for someone, doing it doggy style, when the family dog pushed open the door and came to sniff our asses, we couldn't stop laughing for the next 30 min... __________________ "There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

08-08-2004, 03:05 PM	#93 (permalink)
Dawson70 Here to Help My Fellow TFP'er Location: All over the Net....(ok Wisconsin)	oooo.....ooooo.... I have new one. on the shore of a busy campground lake at night, but within a ear shot of many people....yaaaaa for me (ya you too Blonddie) __________________ "I Finally Finished My Goal....You Can Too! Yippie Ki Ya...

08-08-2004, 04:24 PM	#94 (permalink)
Blonddie Crazy Location: Southern California	Lol..ditto on the camground thing.... Also in a field next to a highway in the middle of the afternoon... And in a parking garage for a county courthouse. (Not in the same day however....) __________________ "There's one in every family...two in mine actually.."--- Zazu

08-12-2004, 10:57 AM	#95 (permalink)
jdubz Tilted	At the top of BrassTown Balled visiter area, tallest peak in GA, located outside of Blairsville GA. Yummy

08-12-2004, 11:05 AM	#96 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	If you tell me you had the energy to have sex after you made that climb im going to shoot myself hehehe TELL me you took the shuttle up hehehehe __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-12-2004, 08:14 PM	#102 (permalink)
snoop Insane	On a bus. S __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Insert Witty Slogan Here . . . . .

08-12-2004, 11:19 AM	#98 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Whew....I was fixing to feel really inadequate if you'd said yes hehehehe I refuse to make that climb anymore its worse than the last part of Stone Mountain.....which I've sex on top of, at night, after climbing it hehehehehe __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-12-2004, 11:26 AM	#100 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	It was a LONG time ago hehehe I was 18 and in much better shape....It started with one of my "sexual talents" it was pretty cool....we really were the only people up there at the time __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-13-2004, 05:53 AM	#103 (permalink)
clog Upright Location: Texas	In a "spillover for easter" pew in the balcony overlooking the sanctuary of my church when I was a young one. Kinda funny when you think about it now - It was probably the most awful fast and to the point sex any teenager has ever had. The organ pipes were behind us but there was a large wooden railing that served as a blind from anyone below us. __________________ One fish two fish red fish blue fish

08-17-2004, 04:53 PM	#104 (permalink)
meembo Junkie Location: Connecticut	Highway rest stops, our minister's house, lots of times on the side of the road, one while looking at a house with real estate agent __________________ less I say, smarter I am

08-18-2004, 12:43 AM	#106 (permalink)
guinnessgurl Crazy Location: here and there	in an elementary school field during classes.......poor little kids, didn't know what hit 'em __________________ Don't go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail - George Eliot

08-25-2004, 07:30 AM	#107 (permalink)
caucajun1 Upright	An AA Club House, Essence festival was in town and couldn't find a hotel room, so we went back to the Club after hours to have a private meeting, lol.

08-25-2004, 08:50 AM	#108 (permalink)
blippo Upright	In the office, in my boss' room, after work. There was someone in the room next door at the time and I guess we were making some audible noise because he came over and knocked on our door to see if we were ok. We didn't reply so I presume he thought we were up to something but I couldn't care less. p.s. wasn't with my boss, it was with my gf at the time. __________________

08-25-2004, 11:26 AM	#109 (permalink)
erion Psycho	I got a blowjob in a gazebo at a mental hospital once. It was nighttime, and very far away from where anyone would be watching, though.

08-25-2004, 02:54 PM	#110 (permalink)
jgrayson_au Upright Location: Newcastle, Australia	I got 2. I class in high school... sorta. Depends on the definition of sex. This is going to sound really kinky, but my gf at the time sat opposite me in class, and she managed to get me "very excited" with a well placed foot... Also in a wave pool... though it never really got that far. Hats off to anyone who can have successful sex in water... it just didn't seem to work.

08-25-2004, 05:19 PM	#111 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	In a public natural hotspring that was very crowded. In a theater, prior to the movie none-the-less. __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

08-25-2004, 06:46 PM	#112 (permalink)
saut Registered User Location: Pittsburgh	Behind you. Right now. Don't turn around.

08-26-2004, 09:50 AM	#113 (permalink)
sci Upright	in a cemetary on a very large grave marker......in the middle of the night....i was scared

08-26-2004, 11:11 AM	#114 (permalink)
Mac1 Upright Location: Texas	In the Texas capitol building rotunda. __________________ A good friend will bail you out of jail. your best friend is sitting there next to you saying "man that was fucking awesome"

08-26-2004, 01:52 PM	#115 (permalink)
Ninjasideshow Upright Location: Columbus, OH	In a reststop. It was late and we were driving. I didn't trust myself to get a blowjob without crashing. Addmitadly I was half concerned that some kind of raid with state troopers or somthing would break up the moment.

08-27-2004, 09:18 AM	#116 (permalink)
krystalogik Upright Location: Anaheim, CA	I fingered my ex-girlfriend at the movies (Barbershop) while I was sitting next to her parents. I was very surprised at how quiet she was.

08-27-2004, 02:15 PM	#117 (permalink)
lexbaby Upright	On the City's Parade Float in the City Garage. We laugh now at every parade when it goes by.

08-27-2004, 06:04 PM	#118 (permalink)
bigbark Upright Location: Canada	1. women's shower room in a youth hostel in Germany 2. just off a path on a cliff in the Algarve, Portugal in the afternoon

08-28-2004, 05:26 AM	#119 (permalink)
theatril Upright	Teachers lounge during school hours? (i'm a student) Or maybe the dining room at the school during lunch :P Or, in a taxi, or at the plane, or at a dancefloor in a club, or, at the train, or, at the bus.... etc. etc..... beat that! (my X was rather crazy after sex :P )