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Old 07-24-2004, 09:24 AM   #41 (permalink)
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The weirdest place ive ever had sex was in a stock room of a hat store in the mall.
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:03 PM   #42 (permalink)
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This is bad don't hate me............

In my ex-boyfriends (also my boyfriends best friend) bed, at his party.

We are now married so it's not as bad, but back then could have been horrible.

Oh, ya the brother of the friend walked in, but was too drunk to realise what was going on.
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:21 PM   #43 (permalink)
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The city morgue while interning for the summer. She didin't say a word the whole time! It was the best partner I've ever had. I've been trying to get a job there ever since...
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:38 PM   #44 (permalink)
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What's scary is that I actually used to be friends with a guy who boinked dead people.

Don't ask me how or where.
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Old 07-26-2004, 04:01 AM   #45 (permalink)
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The weirdest place my boyfriend and I have ever had sex is in the bushes, right next to a main road in peak hour traffic, also in the public park
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Old 07-26-2004, 07:17 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Oh, another one: on top of the Alewife parking garage in Cambridge, MA, several times. And a stairwell in the Quincy Market, north wing (blowjob). And the backrow of the dolphin show at the Aquarium (just fingering).

All of the above while my GF was visiting during summer break for college.
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Old 07-26-2004, 08:11 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Behind the screen of a movie theatre, while a movie was playing...
I've always wanted to do that.

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ON A BUS DURING A CHURCH MISSION TRIP

beat that
Back seat of my then-16-year-old girlfriend's parents' van, who were driving it at the time, while her younger siblings sat in the seat in front of us, for most of the trip home from the airport picking me up (2 hour drive).
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:16 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Almost forgot about this one, lol...

On a picnic table next to a church. It was about 1 a.m, so it was at least a little dark. But it was right across the street from the bar we were drinking at, so there was a good chance of someone else stumbling out of the bar and seeing us.


Ah, good times...
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:22 AM   #49 (permalink)
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On a picnic table, in a public park. (late at night, and that was also the end of my virginity.)

In the walk-in cooler at the McDonalds that I used to work at, oh so many years ago.

In an elevator, in a hospital.

In the ladies room of the Douglas County Courthouse. (celebrating my divorce from my first wife...and not with my "ex". )
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:19 PM   #50 (permalink)
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At the zoo behind the monkey house,

In a sailboat sitting in the boat sales showroom (during business hours), and

in the hospital bed next to my brother's who was in with pneumonia
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:20 PM   #51 (permalink)
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In the ladies room of the Douglas County Courthouse. (celebrating my divorce from my first wife...and not with my "ex". )
That is beautiful

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Old 07-26-2004, 03:07 PM   #52 (permalink)
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In a hot tub in the backyard of some woman's bed and breakfast in the mountains back in Alaska.

Always wanted to do the department store dressing room thing though.......

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Old 07-26-2004, 04:51 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Don't know if you have anything like this where you are from, but in New Zealand we have "Capping Day" once a year. This is the day before people graduate from university - the day they are "Capped".

It is tradition for grads all over the country to perform stupid university student stunts on this day. Engineering students have the reputation for the most outrageous stunts of all, and so as not to let the side down, I took up the dare that my girlfriend and my mates through down at the time.

My girlfriend and I had fully naked, hot sex on a blow up mattress at 9am in the morning, in the middle of a traffic roundabout while hundreds of rush hour commuters drove past.

We both got arrested for that one...
Got a slap on the wrist an told never to do anything like it again.

The incident made the papers though - photos and all (discreet photos).
And I made it to my capping ceremony.

That was 15 years ago.
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Old 07-26-2004, 06:04 PM   #54 (permalink)
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What's scary is that I actually used to be friends with a guy who boinked dead people. Don't ask me how or where.
How!?
Where!?
I know it's sick, but you can't say that and not tell more.
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Old 07-26-2004, 06:41 PM   #55 (permalink)
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How!?
Where!?
I know it's sick, but you can't say that and not tell more.
No, really, we don't want to hear about some guy who had sex with dead people.
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Old 07-26-2004, 07:20 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Airplane bathroom. (I'm not a small guy, 6'4", about 215-220LBS, it was a extremely hard trying to have sex there)

A hammock (This was really fun)

The rainforest (Recent trip to Costa Rica)
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Old 07-26-2004, 07:28 PM   #57 (permalink)
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How!?
Where!?
I know it's sick, but you can't say that and not tell more.
He was an online friend, and although he did tell me his methods a long time ago, I don't remember.
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Old 07-26-2004, 10:38 PM   #58 (permalink)
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In the back of an ambulance.

No, not with the patient, Stimpy, you idiot!
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Old 07-27-2004, 06:53 AM   #59 (permalink)
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In a post office in the middle of the afternoon.
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Old 07-27-2004, 08:44 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Inside a fireplace during a tornado.
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Old 07-27-2004, 09:00 AM   #61 (permalink)
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In a walk-in refridgerator.
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At a bus stop on a busy street.
or
During a showing of Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban.
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Old 07-27-2004, 05:33 PM   #62 (permalink)
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In a post office in the middle of the afternoon.
I knew the lines at the post office were long but .... damn.
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Old 07-28-2004, 09:38 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I have a friend who did it in the kids BALL pen area at McDonald's in La at 3 am.
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Old 07-28-2004, 04:28 PM   #64 (permalink)
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I have a friend who did it in the kids BALL pen area at McDonald's in La at 3 am.
LOL

And thats just one of the reasons I won't let my kids go anywhere near those things...
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Old 07-28-2004, 11:55 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I have a friend who did it in the kids BALL pen area at McDonald's in La at 3 am.
Wow, that's...um...pretty wierd alright.
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:08 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Steam room of a public spa.. or a cruise ship cabin.
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:55 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Oh dear, one of my first posts since re-joining the board and its this...

Over here (in the UK) we have an amusment park called Alton Towers - http://www.alton-towers.co.uk/ Its built around the remains of an Alton Castle, which has been partially restored and is open to the public. Anyhow it has quite a few secluded little rooms and... do I have to carry on?

Oh yeah, and up a tree... and in a sauna

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Old 07-29-2004, 10:48 PM   #68 (permalink)
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At the feet of my girlfriend (at the time)'s mother, who happened to be passed out on a Lazy Boy. She had been drinking, so it wasn't likely she was going to wake up (hopefully).

I don't know if it counts but I've received oral in a movie theater during a movie and in the car while driving on a long road trip.
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Old 07-30-2004, 08:11 AM   #69 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2004, 04:11 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Mine isn't anywere near as interesting but, in a parked car parked on a busy street. In was cool out, so the windows were fogging up-that helped. But, there were people parking next to and walking right buy us. Don't know if they knew what was going on, but I'm pretty sure they did.

I also did it on a hillside overlooking the small town she was from. Didn't think about it then, but I recently drove into that town and noticed just how fully open and easily seen that hillside is from the main road.
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Old 07-30-2004, 04:49 PM   #71 (permalink)
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in front of my friends.
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Old 07-30-2004, 09:33 PM   #72 (permalink)
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in front of my friends.


holy mother of . .



All I can think of is a Penny Arcade comic at this point, one with the punch line of " the monkey watches."
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Old 07-31-2004, 12:33 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2004, 02:54 PM   #74 (permalink)
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In the backseat, with the car parked in the church parking lot that is just around the corner from my house
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Old 07-31-2004, 02:55 PM   #75 (permalink)
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oh i forgot one, on the floor of my friends bedroom while him and his girlfriend were going at it on the bed
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Old 08-01-2004, 12:17 PM   #76 (permalink)
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On the double grave of a married couple with the last name "Dominick."

One of the strangest experiences of my life. I'll never forget looking at the gravestone when we were done, and thinking hmm...I wonder what they would think if they were alive.
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Old 08-01-2004, 03:21 PM   #77 (permalink)
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On the front porch at my 'rents house in plain view of the road. ;-)
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Old 08-01-2004, 04:31 PM   #78 (permalink)
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I got head in a cinema (the movie was Sidewalks of New York, she was bored with the movie, I liked the movie, and I got head. Excellent!)

Yesterday afternoon I had sex in a field by a river, with families having BBQs only 100 meters away. Yay!
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Old 08-04-2004, 07:09 AM   #79 (permalink)
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In a swimming pool in a backyard across the channel from the Palm Springs Country Club during the afternoon. There were golfers going up the fairway about 40 yards away. We were almost caught by a gardener.

While hiking around the top of a mountain just south of Innsbruk, Austria (the one with the bobsled run) my wife and I got off the trail a bit and went at it.
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Old 08-04-2004, 07:54 AM   #80 (permalink)
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In my parents boat (had to break it in). In the kitchen? My long term ex wasn't that adventerous, the most recent ex hated PDA and the girl I am kind of seeing wants to get into law school someday, lol.

I am hoping to find a hottie for my plane ride over to the UK.

I would also love to have sex in Canada sometime...
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