blahblah454

okay i originally posted this is a dream thread in paranoia (for some reason i cant spell that word right now, it just wont come to me). and i thought it was damn funny, and true by the way, it happened last night, so i thought you people would like to hear about it, and if not then im sorry

well last night i had a dream that i was screwing my ex gf, im talking about an ex from 5 years ago, anyways maybe this belongs in sexuality but i think its damn funny!!! okay it was in my work lockerroom and she was there! and she was in the little cheerleader outfit and all sexy as hell, then i was facing her and she was facing the lockers and she mounted me like this, so there we were doing in, (me sitting down facing her back and her riding on top) and she got this banana and started eating it, im like okay whatever if you want to eat a banana go ahead! then she turns around and looks at me and was gonna try feeding it to me (we are still doing it by the way) and then instead of putting it in my mouth she slams it into my face and i got bannana all over the place! and im like what the fuck! then i woke up, crazy eh!

Tuffy_McGee

weird.

la petite moi

Strange.

(Even stranger are your run-on sentences.)

qtpye4u84

Wow............Weird. Did you get some in your dream?? I guess not huh?
Well, In my dreams I can get some it feels so real hehehe.
Maybe the girl you use to date was mean, thats why she did that because thats the way you remember her?????
Maybe you were looking at her pic during the day and saw a banna some where in your day too???

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HockeyGuy

indeed

blahblah454

heh sorry about the run on sentances, ive been having a problem with that!
I'll try my hardest to fix that (I'm being serious)
and no this chick was very nice and very hot! and yes the dream felt real, I woke up with the biggest stiffy.

coyote

I dreamt that I was playing poker with my dad, Willie Nelson, and Ryan Newman the other night. Yours sounds better, at least in the beginning.

wallace1

Perhaps the "bannana" was symbolic, and the reason she smashed it in your face was because she felt that you were more interested in it then her.

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gar1976

I concur.

redarrow

Did you cream?

livingfossil

I dreamed the other night my teeth had collapsed in the centers, & started fizzling like alkaseltzer. I woke nauseated.

I'd take sexy banana over that.

Of course, when I don't dream about teeth, I do dream about sex.

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impulse03

lmfao! hahahaha

monkeydriven

My guess is that the banana represented a penis and her smashing it all over you represented your latent desire for a facial....


or not....

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lemon0444

Wow, i've had the same dream...but not only once. Its this weird recurring dream where all my teeth just shatter for some reason. I end up spitting out teeth for what seems like eternity, and keep freaking out about how i'm now a freak.