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okay i originally posted this is a dream thread in paranoia (for some reason i cant spell that word right now, it just wont come to me). and i thought it was damn funny, and true by the way, it happened last night, so i thought you people would like to hear about it, and if not then im sorry

well last night i had a dream that i was screwing my ex gf, im talking about an ex from 5 years ago, anyways maybe this belongs in sexuality but i think its damn funny!!! okay it was in my work lockerroom and she was there! and she was in the little cheerleader outfit and all sexy as hell, then i was facing her and she was facing the lockers and she mounted me like this, so there we were doing in, (me sitting down facing her back and her riding on top) and she got this banana and started eating it, im like okay whatever if you want to eat a banana go ahead! then she turns around and looks at me and was gonna try feeding it to me (we are still doing it by the way) and then instead of putting it in my mouth she slams it into my face and i got bannana all over the place! and im like what the fuck! then i woke up, crazy eh!