that was embarassing

The best compliments I ever received:

- "I think you're right, the ceiling should be blue."
- "I know who you are and I'm going to call the cops."

My personal favorite:
- "Oh good, you're done. I'm hungry."

I won't tell you the bad ones...

:hmm:

Probably the best was the heavy breathing and sobbing from the the first time we found her G-Spot. About an hour later she asks where the hell I learned that. I looked at her with a smirk, "I read books too, you know."

Also, she makes the comment after every oral session that she will build a shrine to my tongue so that everyone can worship at it.

She's great for my ego.

***deep sigh***
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(snoring)


maybe not something i love to hear, but i try to keep my sense of humor about it.

"That was great. Hey, the bed's broken!"

"Were did you learn how to do that so well?!"

:D

"I don't know what you did, but, FUCK!" and "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Here's a compliment - Fucked a girl named Carol one night and apparently she liked it, because early the next evening there was a knock on the door. I answered it to find a girl standing there. "Hi, I'm Lorraine, I'm Carols sister. Are you feeling horny?" True story.

LOL! That's awesome.

My fav: "Okay, 25% discount. You need it more than I do."

Now that would definitely be a compliment I'd enjoy :thumbsup:

My favorite:
"You are so sexy."
"That was a really nice surprise."
"Where did you learn that?"
"Can you just stay in my bedroom forever as my sex-slave?"
"Do you want me to do anything for you? Just name it."

You do know that you are better than all of my lesbian girlfriends.... Are you sure you are a vergin (I was at the time).

Later "You are the only man I can say this to; I'm in love with you"

That and "I love how we simply... fit"

Then came (with a surprise) "Um... I think i want to marry you. Really."


OOH!! I forgot!! then there are the times where she grabs me somewhere interesting and says "mmm.... mine."

'I love you'

thats all i will ever need to hear.

"Can I write you a check?"

This one was cool :D

"I can't stand up, I'm too dizzy!"

(pppppbbbbbbt! ppppppbbbbbbt!) *Spitting* "I got pubes in my mouth"

Is that ether that I smell?

"Don't move - I'll get you a washcloth. Oh, and can I get you anything from the kitchen?"

"What do you mean you can't find the keys?.. Get me the fuck out of this thing!"

"Please don't tell my boyfriend - he'll kill me."

"Say, I should be paying YOU!"

"Oh shit! Did you just come?"

"We just totally made love"

"thank you," "you are soooo good," and "my toes are numb. seriously, i can't feel my feet..."

but what i really love is when my current bf says nothing at all. he just looks at me with this look that takes my breath away. and sometimes he pulls me really close and just sorta pets me, which for some strange reason also makes me feel really really good.

"I love you" is always good to hear.

"Maybe I won't get up just yet..."

Reminds me of a joke.

What's does newfie say after sex?
Get off me dad, your squishing my smokes.

Peace,

Pierre

"I'll brush the crumbs off of you if you put away the seltzer bottle"...

"I'll be back tomorrow"

whats your name?

The best still is "Ay mi amor que rico!"

"Wait, no, not just yet, let me catch my breath again!"

And of course, there's "I love you!" as well, but that's been said enough it's almost cliche now ;)

"Are you OK"

"I'cant walk"

favorite - "Can I suck your cock unitl you get hard again?"