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Spherion 04-08-2004 04:15 AM

12 and counting.

MSD 04-08-2004 06:53 AM

None

I'll probably get around to it someday when I have the time.

HammerHand 04-08-2004 07:18 AM

I spent a very active youth sowing my wild oats. I travelled the world, sowing, to be honest. Getting women was never a problem for me. I was, to be very honest a real prick, too. I could not be trusted around my friends wives and girlfriends. If the opportunity came up, I would bed them in a heartbeat. I wouldn't touch their daughters unless they were over 18, but their wives and girlfriends were fair game and I did a lot of them.
I was a miserable prick. What you would call a "Cocksman".
When I sobered up, I stopped all that and figured out why I behaved as I did. I won't go into that here, but, before she married me, my wife demanded that I tell here exactly how many women I had had sex with. She wanted a specific number and even names and places and dates in case one day there was a knock at the door (or a lot of knocks at the door) and somebody showed up claiming to be my kid(s), she wouldn't be surprised.
It took me quite a while but I added them all up and got her her list and it freaking shocked me!
I lost my cherry at 17 and married my wife when I was 30. In the years between, while travelling the world and going girl crazy, I managed to screw 282 women. Making out and hand jobs and blow jobs without screwing totalled another 306. Since I have been married and Sober, I have been monogamous and happy as hell - I landed a really great Irish chick. And to her credit (or insanity), she married me in spite of my past!

Averett 04-08-2004 07:47 AM

Wow.. 282! I'm surpised you kept count! Most guys would say "Oh around #"

You must have been busy in those 13 :lol:

cas305 04-08-2004 07:52 AM

I am not gonna say, I feel like a dirty whore now :) I am really surprised at the low nembers, but I guess with std that makes sense. But I am at 2 if you just count the last 12 years, with my wives. ( and no not at the same time)

losthellhound 04-08-2004 08:02 AM

282?!?!?

Well, Im happy to hear that you're happy now, and that you've found an irish wife (best combo.. forgiving, but won't put up with shit *g*)

ariekitten 04-08-2004 09:00 AM

two for me, but as far as the second one goes, i'd rather the number be one. no biggie, though. :p

31Friction 04-09-2004 02:27 PM

282?! damn man. your competing for a title with a number like that.

Aladdin Sane 04-09-2004 04:48 PM

I think around 30. In 16 years time. Two a year on average. Not bad. Starting at age 14 and ending at age 30, when I got married. Women really were attracted to me during my twenties. Boy how times have changed. I haven't had a woman come on to me since Reagan was president. Yikes! Will someone please bring me some hemlock.

yakimushi 04-09-2004 08:08 PM

Two, both caring and serious relationships.

Been going dry for a few months and I'm starting to desperately wonder where number three is :D

tarvuz 04-09-2004 11:34 PM

over 100 but it is not as cool as it sounds. I stopped fooling around so much when I was 28. Between 15 and 22 I had some magical jedi power to have sex with pretty much anyone I was attracted to. Left a ton to be desired in the emotional department though.

maxhooters 04-10-2004 06:18 AM

yea i fit in, with 2-5 im so happy

Jack Ruby 04-10-2004 01:00 PM

One. I'm still with my first serious girlfriend (ten months next week, yay). It's still great :)

DEI37 04-10-2004 01:31 PM

My number is ten so far. Should be eleven after tonight!

Hard8s 04-10-2004 01:42 PM

2 for full intercourse, 4 if you count oral intercourse.

rockzilla 04-10-2004 04:24 PM

Somewhere around 15, I was never really counting.

Ace_O_Spades 04-10-2004 05:58 PM

just the one for me

diddagirl 04-10-2004 08:46 PM

Just one.... very meaningful. Very happy with my number.

queedo 04-11-2004 07:20 PM

15, most I dated for at least 6 months to a year

TM875 04-11-2004 08:33 PM

in the neighborhood of about 35.

What I want to know is: how can you guys go your entire life without wondering what it would be like to sleep with only one person your entire life. Isn't there any doubt there? What if they are really bad in bed, and you just don't know it?

Even now that I'm seriously dating someone, my girlfriend or I occasionally bring home a new person to have fun with (usually while together). It just makes life worth living.

Hirare 04-14-2004 11:30 PM

None - haven't meet the right person yet and isn't a priority atm.

livingitup101 04-15-2004 01:25 PM

Do prostitutes count?

nanofever 04-15-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by livingitup101
Do prostitutes count?
Only if you go to one, not if it is your occupation. I say that because the question would then be "how often do you go to work" if you were a prosititute and it would throw off the curve.

Eugeni 04-18-2004 01:55 PM

3.
Before I started dating my gf I had sex with two girls with whom I had unsatisfactory sex due to no real feelings were involved.

Strange Famous 04-19-2004 01:48 PM

Im just going to say 2 - 5, because it sounds better than 2

minyn 04-19-2004 02:26 PM

realizing a small number is an okay thing, kinda bothered me due to the feeling of lack of diversity and experience. glad i realized otherwise... a few friends made me understand what its like the other way around.

SixEdxMia 04-19-2004 03:23 PM

E-GAD!
 
Jeezus christ,Way to make a girl think.
Okay..So..I guess the only way to find out is to count the notches on my headborad next time I'm tied to it?!?

Fishin Musician 04-19-2004 06:37 PM

Well I feel a bit better now, seeing I am in the average range...LOL

The wife and I was just talking about this the other day, was doing a retrospective of my life (closing in on 40). And was feeling a bit down, cause I had only been with three girls, including her, and the other two were one timers. And she had a lot more experience than me, to tell the truth…she taught me everything I know.

But still, I wish I would had been a bit more adventurous in my younger years…yep if I only knew then what I know now.

Paradise Lost 04-19-2004 06:40 PM

My zeroness shall go down in the record books along with
Sir Isaac Newton. We should all look up to him for more than
just his mathematics :P

pocon1 04-20-2004 08:19 AM

By raeanna74:
14 men (counting hubby)
8 women

22 people total

All since I got married.

By dei37:
My number is ten so far. Should be eleven after tonight!

I love you guys! you two are the best.

Scabs the Clown 04-20-2004 09:26 AM

I've had sex (of any sort) with 2 women (the only 2 women I've dated). The first was while I was in my early 20s over a span of about 3 years. Since then I've only been with my wife (for over 21 years now).

PDOUBLEOP 04-21-2004 08:37 AM

If I actually told my wife - she would divorce me.

I'm her second. She thinks 5 or 6 is alot. I'm somewhere between 20-25.

Redgirl 04-21-2004 10:56 AM

I have been with 1 man, my husband, and 1 woman. As a matter of fact, the only 2 people I've kissed are that same man and woman.

I used to be really curious about sex with another man, kind of just to say I'd done it. But after many years (12) with my husband I realize that I have everything I need and that it's really special that we have such a unique relationship. He was there with me when I was with the woman (not a 3some though) so even that was just an extension of our relationship. Something we did for each other in a lot of ways.

I am really surprised to see all these other people who have only been with their spouses, too. I thought we were unique! :P

majik_6 04-21-2004 11:31 AM

edit: I'm at 3.

Two serious relationships (one 1.5 years, the other 3 years).

The third was a girl that I have very strong feelings about, but lives 14 hours away. Quite possibly the best I've had (at least that I can remember).

ozzybogan 04-24-2004 06:30 PM

hehe
 
8 here

* Puppylove (11 month lationship)
* First real g/f (23 month relationship)
* One night stand (damn you alcohol)
* Another g/f (4 month relationship)
* Another g/f (1 month relationship)
* Fuckbuddy (6 times in 6 months)
* Fuckbuddy (3 times in 3 days)
* Another g/f (3 month relationship)

And still not satisfied...

(sounds bad, doesn't it)

Waiting on 3some... that would bring total to 10 hehe

phlox 04-28-2004 12:41 PM

Three so far. I'm fairly discriminating. And I like my genitals sans warts, strange discharges, etc.

tenchi069 04-28-2004 01:12 PM

1 here. My fiance. Never had a desire to go "all-the-way" with anyone else.

Wolph 04-28-2004 02:49 PM

17. I loved 3 of them, a couple where just randoms the rest girlfriends.

nanofever 04-28-2004 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HammerHand
I spent a very active youth sowing my wild oats. I travelled the world, sowing, to be honest. Getting women was never a problem for me. I was, to be very honest a real prick, too. I could not be trusted around my friends wives and girlfriends. If the opportunity came up, I would bed them in a heartbeat. I wouldn't touch their daughters unless they were over 18, but their wives and girlfriends were fair game and I did a lot of them.
I was a miserable prick. What you would call a "Cocksman".
When I sobered up, I stopped all that and figured out why I behaved as I did. I won't go into that here, but, before she married me, my wife demanded that I tell here exactly how many women I had had sex with. She wanted a specific number and even names and places and dates in case one day there was a knock at the door (or a lot of knocks at the door) and somebody showed up claiming to be my kid(s), she wouldn't be surprised.
It took me quite a while but I added them all up and got her her list and it freaking shocked me!
I lost my cherry at 17 and married my wife when I was 30. In the years between, while travelling the world and going girl crazy, I managed to screw 282 women. Making out and hand jobs and blow jobs without screwing totalled another 306. Since I have been married and Sober, I have been monogamous and happy as hell - I landed a really great Irish chick. And to her credit (or insanity), she married me in spite of my past!

Are you James Bond ? You are arn't you...

ZenkiChica 04-28-2004 03:49 PM

hrmm...


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