Calorie Content in Semen! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

insidious_machinae · 03-31-2004, 05:33 PM

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cj2112 · 03-31-2004, 05:36 PM

nothin to see here ladies.....move along

doncalypso · 03-31-2004, 05:37 PM

Whoever came up with those numbers must have personal beef against swallowing cum because semen consists mostly of glucose and proteins.

Women will say anything not to swallow....

raeanna74 · 03-31-2004, 06:31 PM

Now if it only tasted a little better - it sounds like there's enough positive benefits in it that the calories are inconsequential unless you are so strictly watching calories that you can't eat hardly one calorie. If it makes your man happy then I'd say forget the calorie - or just spit if it matters so much. The guy would probably not care if that's your quibble.

Sleepyjack · 04-01-2004, 12:44 AM

They're some pretty good numbers and stats

SixEdxMia · 04-01-2004, 02:37 AM

So..Uhh..I don't think this changed anyones mind
(except the anorexics)
And the stats must have been researched by women,
What man would care?
Anywho.. after excessive exercise..You need a snack anyway.
: )

tisonlyi · 04-01-2004, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nwlinkvxd
For those who wanna get away with spitting:

'Anyway, here are the "Nutritional Facts" on the average "dose" of semen (suggested serving size: five tablespoons), which I found on Jenny Craig's website (www.jennycraig.com): One serving of semen has 100 calories (not six!), and they're all fat calories. If you swallow, you're ingesting 11 grams of fat (17% of your recommended daily fat dose), and 7 of those are saturated fat grams (35% of your recommended daily saturated fat dose)! If you're worried about your figures, you and the rest of the girls would be better off swallowing Cinnabons whole than swallowing semen!'

However, for those who need reassurance, here's a seemingly more realiable source (http://abbys-sexual-health.com/):

As reported by Gaia Church

According to the Re/Search Guide to Bodily Fluids (Paul Spinard, 1994), the average man produces about 3.5 mL of semen per ejaculation whose nutritional value is:
less than 1 calorie
150 mg. protien
11 mg. carbohydrates
6 mg. fat.
3 mg. cholesterol
7% US RDA potassium
3% US RDA copper
3% US RDA zinc
300 million spermatoza
(Someday men will have to have all this tattooed to the side of their hip, like a can of Coke or a box of Wheaties.)

It looks healthy enough per serving size, but when compared to breast milk (which has about 170 calories per cup), semen has about 40% more calories (about 230 calories per cup). High levels of fructose (fruit sugar!) is normal in the semen and this sugar comes almost entirely from the seminal vesicles.
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For the "average" man, the ejaculate contains over 80 million sperm. In addition to the little wiggly things, semen contains (taken from several web sites):
-water
-ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
-blood-group antigens
-calcium (yes, just like milk!)
-chlorine (add your own little contribution to cleanliness!)
-cholesterol (Is this the "bad cholesterol" or "good cholesterol"?)
-citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium (what do you know, these are good for fertilization too!)
-prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions)
-purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
-sodium (good to have, especially if you've been sweating a lot)
-sorbitol, spermidine, spermine
-vitamin B12 and zinc (you would think it's a multivitamin)

Now, if i can just boil this down into a handy - bite/swallow? - size, I think it'd make one hell of a fantastic tattoo.

yournamehere · 04-01-2004, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SixEdxMia
Anywho.. after excessive exercise..You need a snack anyway.
: )

Nature's protein shake - the more you shake it, the more . . . . oh, never mind.

Date the Banana · 04-01-2004, 08:06 PM

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054

I don't know who to believe anymore...

h45e · 04-01-2004, 08:58 PM

There is this internet comic I read once, where a scientist created a potion to make semen taste like chocolate.

Basically, a guy drinked the potion and got a girl to suck him off. Then the girl didnt want to stop sucking him because she loved the taste too much.

Was hell funny. wish I knew where that page was.

h45e · 04-01-2004, 09:05 PM

YAY!!!
Found it,
Here is the comic but be warned
NSFW!!!

http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl162.jpg

http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl167.jpg

http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl178.jpg

http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl179.jpg

Thats it.

03-31-2004, 05:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
insidious_machinae Psycho	Calorie Content in Semen! This message has been deleted. Last edited by insidious_machinae; 03-20-2010 at 09:49 AM..

03-31-2004, 05:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
doncalypso TFP Mad Scientist Location: Philadelphia, PA	Whoever came up with those numbers must have personal beef against swallowing cum because semen consists mostly of glucose and proteins. Women will say anything not to swallow.... __________________ Doncalypso... the one and only Haitian Sensation

03-31-2004, 06:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	Now if it only tasted a little better - it sounds like there's enough positive benefits in it that the calories are inconsequential unless you are so strictly watching calories that you can't eat hardly one calorie. If it makes your man happy then I'd say forget the calorie - or just spit if it matters so much. The guy would probably not care if that's your quibble. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

04-01-2004, 02:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	So..Uhh..I don't think this changed anyones mind (except the anorexics) And the stats must have been researched by women, What man would care? Anywho.. after excessive exercise..You need a snack anyway. : ) __________________ Honey,We're home.

04-01-2004, 08:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Date the Banana Insane Location: Japan	http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054 I don't know who to believe anymore... __________________ all work and no play make Date something something

03-31-2004, 05:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	nothin to see here ladies.....move along

04-01-2004, 12:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	They're some pretty good numbers and stats

04-01-2004, 08:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
h45e Tilted	There is this internet comic I read once, where a scientist created a potion to make semen taste like chocolate. Basically, a guy drinked the potion and got a girl to suck him off. Then the girl didnt want to stop sucking him because she loved the taste too much. Was hell funny. wish I knew where that page was.

04-01-2004, 09:05 PM	#11 (permalink)
h45e Tilted	YAY!!! Found it, Here is the comic but be warned NSFW!!! http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl162.jpg http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl167.jpg http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl178.jpg http://www.sexylosers.com/comics/sl179.jpg Thats it.