Holo

You have any choice adjectives or phrases you say that your SO really gets ticked when you say them?



My gf gets really ticked when I use the phrase "eat my ass with a spoon" (sometimes I add "and a fork" for color) in relation to a certain asshole person like a loud neighbor or someone in traffic tailgating me trying to get ahead when I'm speeding already. It really offends her for some reason as opposed to the multitude of other rude things that spew forth from my cakehole. I think it's kinda comedic but it bothers her a lot for some reason. What word or phrase bugs you or your SO when either one of you utter it? If you're single then past SO stories are fine too.

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I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince

Strange Famous

Well, I dont have a girlfriend, but my ex used to really hate it if I called anyone a c u next tuesday.

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Holo

Yeah that's a universal one I think. I remember one of the rare times I watched The Osbournes and Ozzy called Sharon a cunt and then he says something like "Now I've done it. When you say the *C* word to a woman, there's like a "death" that falls over the room." Funny enough my gf isn't really bothered by that one as I mainly use it in traffic and I've never said it to her.

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I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince

Harshaw

It wasn't so much something I would say as something I would do.

I would bare my top teeth and clamp them down on my lower lip like an idiotic smile. I think she liked my smile more than any other physical aspect. So it would bug her to no end.

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Zegel

Really depends on her mood.. I have to watch myself really really carefully. Somedays a cute joke can make her laugh, and other days the same joke could make her livid as hell. I'm still kind of a relationship noob so I have a hard time realizing which time is which, so it sucks sometimes =P

gremlinx8

My boyfriend doesn't care for the phrase what not. He also hates when I snap my gum or chew my ice.

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StormBerlin

He uses a phrase, "That's what you get for thinkin." When I say something like, "I thought we were going out tonight." etc.. and that wasn't the plan. Its the most degrading thing ever.

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World's King

I tell my girl she's ugly all the time... does that count?

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WarWagon

"Drunk"

The ex claims that I was only nice to her when I was drunk. :-/

Boo

I get bad looks when I say "You left your spoon in the cats ass again"

I had a girlfriend a long time ago that was very pretty. Unfortunately, I could only stand her when I was drunk.

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isis

My boyfriend hates when I call him "Stinky" or "Stinks"

I used them completely a pet names, but he really just didn't like it, because I guess it implied to him that he was .. stinky. So I don't do that anymore

HockeyGuy

'Same Difference' I get yelled at everytime.. lol 'UGH IT MAKES NO SENSE!'

iceburn

Yeah when I first heard "same difference" it pissed me off too. Now I use it myself. I say about as many stupid phrases as possible to get under peoples' skin. If someone's atempting to sound deep or prophetic I'll say "True dat gawd," "werd, or for reals" or "gnar-gnar" gnar gnar makes zero sense and will usually always rub people the wrong way. I address groups as "yallz" and answer the phone "Jel-lo?"

other phrases to piss people off
"shit on my tits!" to express disappointment
"take it SL-eazy","eat a bloody vagina", "what's on the va-genda for today?", "shpadoinkle", "well fuck my cock!"

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thebiz

bahahahah. thats classic.

"thats what ya get for thinkin'"

I love it.

Jesus Pimp

My ex-gfs always hated when I said something sucks because it's so negative. I was only telling the truth.

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monkeysugar

My girlfriend doesn't like it when I say "I get it" or "I got it"

For example: She had been telling me about the cute bunny sticker she saw at the bookstore for the last five minutes. I got the point in the first 30 seconds. After listening to her talk about it for the next 4.5 minutes, she is starting to annoy the hell out of me. As she starts into the story again, I say "Sweetie, I get it".


Oops.

"You could have just let me finish! You always do that and it makes me feel stupid. It's not like I was going to go off talking about it forever!"

Five minutes going on six listening to someone who is almost 20 talk about a bunny sticker sure as hell seems like forever to me. Fuck, even when it's a five year old talking about a sticker, it stops being cute and gets pretty fucking annoying after about thirty seconds.

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Lebell

My ex INSISTED on singing the opening bars of "O, Canada" whenever someone mentioned Canada.

After 18 years, I was ready to kill her.

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phathom

I think I can speak for all men when I say, "It doesn't matter what you say, it matters what she hears, whatever you say, YOUR FUCKED!"

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Lunchbox7

Im a big fan of mum jokes and my gf hates it with a passion.

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Prince

My wife hates it when I call one of the cats an idiot for doing something dumb. She loves those cats to bits. So, the cat took a piss on the carpet, threw up next to the couch, in the bedroom, in the living-room, is having major diarrhea because she can't get it through her head to keep out of the cleaning supplies that are in the closet where she's not allowed... but she's not an idiot, she's a poor, poor kitty.

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Mephex

LOL, that's too funny. I would be too though.

Me ex's hated when I would ask repeatedly "Is something wrong?" "Are you okay?" It was just my way of looking for reassurance, but I sure got an earful all the same. Funny how something like that can actually make a situation NOT okay :P

macmanmike6100

cunt was bad with a girl in the past. the girl has gotten used to everything that comes from my mouth...oh, except for "shut up"

Harshaw

Ok, I need to put one I hate.
"What are you thinking?"
This question never fails to annoy the hell out of me. I am a pretty open guy; talk to me, have a conversation... what I am thinking will come out. Asking me point blank what I am thinking is cheating, and sometimes I just don't feel like sharing. I can almost understand it after sex because sex in itself is such a bonding experience. But ugh, I wish I didn't have to field this question.




There... that's what I am thinking.

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Tholo

"funky funky fresh"

its lost all meaning to me outside of annoying her.

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HYEHORSE

MY GIRL HATES IT WHEN I REFER TO MY TOOL BY THE NAMES SKIN FLUTE, TUBE STEAK, OR COCKASAURUS REX.

digme

nice

My girlfriend works in a medical field. I am very squeamish. I hate it when she tells me the gory details of her work (which she wants to do all the time.)

AlCap0wn

I've got a mouth like a drunken sailor, and I'm worse when I'm driving. Gesturing, too.

To really understand why, you have to realize a few things about my personality - I'm normally fairly quiet, easygoing, and jovial. But when I do raise my voice, it's deafening. So when she sees me pull the Jekyll-Hyde transformation behind the wheel, stick my entire body out the driver's side window, and cuss out an entire intersection after a near collision, it's a bit of a shock.

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smithja0423

Fortunately my girlfriend has figured out that I am and equal opportunity offender, that my choice of language isn't going to change, and that she might as well just get used to it.

Last night she called me a filthy cunt during dinner.

I almost cried I was so happy.

imperfect_anya

"Fo' shizzle, dizzle, my nizzle....etc."
I CANNOT stand those phrases!

And he, for some odd reason, hates to be called "dude."

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sillygirl

I HATE THOSE WORDS! Ok. I'm done.

I can't think of anything in particular I say now, I'm not sure, as we've only been dating a short while.

But I had an ex that HATED it when I called him "Homie". Which I did to irritate him.

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feedthekittee

the only things that seem to give him the jibblies are the silly nicknames... "pooper" is one that is particularly effective.

there's one that drives *me* to the brink of insanity:
occasionally i will pause in the middle of a sentence to gather my thoughts or ... to figure out what the hell i'm trying to say ...

my SO tilts his head, takes a patronizing tone and says, " ... use your words ..."

ARGH!
he thinks it's funny.
i think it's a line from a movie or something.
he does it just to make me broil.

cathiihtac

If I hear him yell "that's what i'm talking about" while we are fully clothed and he jokingly fakes an orgasm....I think I'll slit my wrists.

Not really...but...really.

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Mantus

Off the top of my head…she hates it when I say:

“Riiiiiiight….”

“Ello” – with a British accent

Girlfriend tell me about something she would like.
I reply: “Yah, we want lots of thing” – in a frank tone.
I usually get bitten at this point.

And the one that takes the cake is the word “Cute”

StormBerlin

LOL!! That's the best. I'm gonna try that one and see if I succeed in annoying Chewy...

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StephenSa

I take common words and change them I call Canada Canadia. Education is edumacation. A gymnyst becomes a gymnasticater, they also engage in gymnastication. I use these and many more to drive my girl crazy. I don't know that she gets really ticked but it annoys the heck out of her.

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Bleed Me Dry

I used to get thoroughly annoyed by the words "tight" and "hella"

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