How long till you can pee on a girl ?
 

One of the most frustrating things about relationships is the time it takes before you or the other person to get comforatable with each other. Its one thing if its a one night stand but when your in committed relationshps the time seems unending. You have to wait a week or so to touch some boobage or a month or so for some sex. And depending on the girl and her religion its almost 4 or 5 months before she will give you some good head. Hell most women wont let you know they ever poop or fart till the 2 year mark and sometines never.

A friend of mine told me he had to wait a year before his old lady would let him stick his finger and penis in her ass and a year and a half for her to do it to him. SO how long do you have to wait before you can pee on a girl ? Im sure we've all done it on accident in the shower together but when can you do it sexually?

Dont know if this counts but it took 3 years just for my wife to go pee while I was getting ready for work in the bathroom. I think that is one of those things that is taboo.

Re: How long till you can pee on a girl ?
 

Why should that be frustrating?:rolleyes:

Are you frustrated because you can't pee on a person? Why? WTF?

Um. Never.

God forbid you should have to wait until the person you're dating is comfortable to do more things physically with you. :rolleyes:

why the hell would you want to pee on a girl, not to mention stick anything up her ass.. Last I checked the ass is an exit only orafice.

It's all about comunication.


If you and the girl are willing to talk it through you can be peeing you little hearts content withing six months. You have to understand that peeing is not one of thoes "natural progression of sex things" you can't just look at your girlfriend and say... "I've stuck my dick in your ass now the next step in peeing on you." It doesn't work like that.

Give it time... talk to her about it. You never know... she may just want it righ now.

Since when is the pussy an entrance-only orifice? Doesn't piss and blood and other pleasantries exit from here as well? :D

Maybe for you... but in general, it can be a great part of sex.

As for peeing... Original King hit it on the head. There is no stepping-stone to urination. You have to MAKE steps to it, and by that, I mean conversation.

pissing on someone doesn't strike me as part of the average progression of a relationship... I wouldn't assign a timeframe to something like that. Talk to her about it if it intrigues you and you don't think she would freak out and skip town (and damn you King for telepathically stealing all my points)

not everyone is into peeing..

and OK is rite, communication is key, as always.

personally...

i suggest try suggesting doing it in the bath or shower...

but it depends too on if it's more just a quirky-playful-intimate thing or a sexual-golden-shower thing that you seek.

Enzomat... how old are you really?

thats probably what enzomat wants

I never said the pussy was an entrance only.. just that the ass is an exit only. If I wanted to stick my dick up an asshole I'd be gay. at least thats my take on the whole anal thing.

What?! That makes absolutely no sense. Maybe i've spent a long time misunderstanding what "gay" means, but last i checked it generally was between members of that SAME sex. How does enjoying another genders anal-region make you gay? If your really so close-minded that you think enjoying the ass makes you gay...well, i feel sorry for your partners.

Felt tits - 3 hours.
Sex - 3 days.
BJ - 2 months (she didn't like it at first).
Married - 6 years
Peed in the same room as - Never
Peed ON - NEVER EVER EVER

Never had the desire to piss on her. The thought has never really entered my mind. I have deep feelings for her and would never degrade her that way.

1) There is no exact sexual progression formula. You can't expect it to be okay to touch a woman's breasts after 3 weeks, etc. So, to begin with, you're asking the wrong question. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL.

2) Not all women enjoy urophilia. So again, you're asking the wrong question. You can't assume that it will be okay to do with all women after a certain amount of time. Some women will never do it. Some women love it. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL.

3) Communicate. If you ask her about what she thinks about urophilia casually in conversation, it will give you a better idea of how she might react to the idea of experimenting with it. DO NOT just pee on her and see how she reacts. You have to talk to her about the actual act itself before doing it. TALK TO HER.

Felt tits - 7 days
Sex - 2 months
BJ - 1 month
Peed in the same room as - 2 months
Peed ON - NO... and I never will.

Peeing on someone is a sign of disrespect to me. Id never do it, and I dont see it as being necessary as part of a healthy relationship.

My g/f and I are completely comfortable with each other. Nudity, taboo things in each others company, if we cant do it together, its not worth doing. We would consider anything with each other, and do what we are interested in. Neither of us are interested in peeing on each other. Ever.

I don't really have anything to add to this post, but I just wanted to say as I was skimming this forum and saw the title of this post I got a great laugh from it :D


...carry on

If you really want to piss on her then take a shower with her and just say it was an accident. Blame it on the water running. I doubt that will fly with her but you can try it.

On a serious note...I find it disrespectful to pee on someone because to me it makes them feel that they are below me somehow. IMHO

Let me get this straight, you want to pee on your girlfriend?

um i think ill just bite my tongue on this one...

Felt Tits - 2 Days
BJ - 2 Weeks
Sex (Vaginal) - 1 Month
Anal Sex - 3 Months
Pissed in the same room - 1 Month
Pissed on - NEVER, EVER

Go with OK's advice.

Each couple is different.

You'll have to communicate to figure out the boundries of your sexual relationship.

I've yet to find anyone willing to let me pee on them.. most likely because I've never asked. I'm sure if it's something you realllly want to do.. you could find a hooker and just pay for it..

If you really like, her just go ahead and do it. She'll understand.





LOL.

Do not do this. Talk to her about it if you're into things like that. It will save a lot of heartache...

once in a while, but not terribly often I hit a thread in here that just sorta leaves me scratching my head wondering WTF... I'd like to point out that this is one of those times.. WTF are you REALLY asking, are you being facetious, or did I miss it when they handed out the standardized schedule for approved dating practices? And does that manual only apply to the Stepford dates?

Hahahaha, me too... Im still wondering whats going on...

I want to know how long you have to date before you can put your.... oh, never mind.

One more vote for good communication. If peeing is your thing, you're not alone, but you are going to have some looking and chatting to do before you find someone else who is into it.

i'm a guy and i can't stand the thought of a girl knowing when or hearing me in the bathroom...it's just a thought that drives me insane.

i don't know why.

so as far as when i could pee on a girl..never, i don't think i could relax that much unless i were piss drunk...oh..

i did, however, have a gf that insisted on peeing in front of me constantly, she would drag me in the bathroom with her to keep talking while she was peeing. I"m like..no...nono..no.

hehe
fun stuff

just talk to her, you never know, she may wanna pee on you...

Felt Tits - 2 Days
BJ - 2 Weeks (for strictly a blow-job only)
Sex (Vaginal) - 4 days
Anal Sex - 2.5 Months (tried once no luck she hated it)
Pissed in the same room - 2 weeks
Pissed on - NEVER, EVER

we were college students, still are, and were horny... and we worked togather AWESOME... it was one of those "I know this will work, why play the bullshit game" relationships

.. I dunno what to say, but I wouldn't really like someone to urinate on me, I will agree people have fetishes and if thats what gets them going, then so be it.. chances are she will not partake in it one bit, unless you have found someone who digs that...

People will be experimentive with sex some times, but I doubt alot would be willing to urinate on one another etc :|

good luck :)

Um, unless she is into getting pissed on, you are just out of luck.

Most people, when they enter into a relationship, know that eventually, if things go well, they will end up having sex. The same is true for kissing, feeling tits, and nowadays blowjobs. But there is absolutely no implicit contract to get pissed on. Just like you can't really ask "How long until my girlfriend will let me shit in her mouth?"

Things just don't work that way.

omg.....that's some funny as hell

Well the answer I have is simple... When can you pee on this girl?....... The minute before the end of the relationship..

It is a wonder how men run the world when there heads live in such fantasy....

That is just wrong. I'll never piss or shit on my girlfriend or wife.

Boy, there are some CRAAZZZZYY people out there!!!:crazy:
So she absolutely wanted you to see her pee??? Have some trouble understanding really...

But please, this is great fun, continue!!!

Holy shit.

I've just recently returned from a nice, long, winter break from classes, and I boot up the ol' computadora, log onto tfp, and find this.

I just want to reiterate: holy shit.

Enzomat, I've a strong suspicion you're just fooling around, which means you've got a great sense of humor. Kudos.

And, on the off chance you're serious... Just, one more time, holy shit.

Just a thought..... but maybe some people just don't wanna feel like a fire hydrant.

I dont think I would ever want piss on a girl ever.

I guess it is the kind of topic you would have to bring up very carefully, and it would realy depend on how adventorous and open the two people involved where.