How long till you can pee on a girl ?
 

One of the most frustrating things about relationships is the time it takes before you or the other person to get comforatable with each other. Its one thing if its a one night stand but when your in committed relationshps the time seems unending. You have to wait a week or so to touch some boobage or a month or so for some sex. And depending on the girl and her religion its almost 4 or 5 months before she will give you some good head. Hell most women wont let you know they ever poop or fart till the 2 year mark and sometines never.

A friend of mine told me he had to wait a year before his old lady would let him stick his finger and penis in her ass and a year and a half for her to do it to him. SO how long do you have to wait before you can pee on a girl ? Im sure we've all done it on accident in the shower together but when can you do it sexually?

Dont know if this counts but it took 3 years just for my wife to go pee while I was getting ready for work in the bathroom. I think that is one of those things that is taboo.

Re: How long till you can pee on a girl ?
 

Why should that be frustrating?:rolleyes:

Are you frustrated because you can't pee on a person? Why? WTF?

Um. Never.

God forbid you should have to wait until the person you're dating is comfortable to do more things physically with you. :rolleyes:

why the hell would you want to pee on a girl, not to mention stick anything up her ass.. Last I checked the ass is an exit only orafice.

It's all about comunication.


If you and the girl are willing to talk it through you can be peeing you little hearts content withing six months. You have to understand that peeing is not one of thoes "natural progression of sex things" you can't just look at your girlfriend and say... "I've stuck my dick in your ass now the next step in peeing on you." It doesn't work like that.

Give it time... talk to her about it. You never know... she may just want it righ now.

Since when is the pussy an entrance-only orifice? Doesn't piss and blood and other pleasantries exit from here as well? :D

Maybe for you... but in general, it can be a great part of sex.

As for peeing... Original King hit it on the head. There is no stepping-stone to urination. You have to MAKE steps to it, and by that, I mean conversation.

pissing on someone doesn't strike me as part of the average progression of a relationship... I wouldn't assign a timeframe to something like that. Talk to her about it if it intrigues you and you don't think she would freak out and skip town (and damn you King for telepathically stealing all my points)

not everyone is into peeing..

and OK is rite, communication is key, as always.

personally...

i suggest try suggesting doing it in the bath or shower...

but it depends too on if it's more just a quirky-playful-intimate thing or a sexual-golden-shower thing that you seek.

Enzomat... how old are you really?

thats probably what enzomat wants

I never said the pussy was an entrance only.. just that the ass is an exit only. If I wanted to stick my dick up an asshole I'd be gay. at least thats my take on the whole anal thing.

What?! That makes absolutely no sense. Maybe i've spent a long time misunderstanding what "gay" means, but last i checked it generally was between members of that SAME sex. How does enjoying another genders anal-region make you gay? If your really so close-minded that you think enjoying the ass makes you gay...well, i feel sorry for your partners.

Felt tits - 3 hours.
Sex - 3 days.
BJ - 2 months (she didn't like it at first).
Married - 6 years
Peed in the same room as - Never
Peed ON - NEVER EVER EVER

Never had the desire to piss on her. The thought has never really entered my mind. I have deep feelings for her and would never degrade her that way.

1) There is no exact sexual progression formula. You can't expect it to be okay to touch a woman's breasts after 3 weeks, etc. So, to begin with, you're asking the wrong question. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL.

2) Not all women enjoy urophilia. So again, you're asking the wrong question. You can't assume that it will be okay to do with all women after a certain amount of time. Some women will never do it. Some women love it. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE CREATED EQUAL.

3) Communicate. If you ask her about what she thinks about urophilia casually in conversation, it will give you a better idea of how she might react to the idea of experimenting with it. DO NOT just pee on her and see how she reacts. You have to talk to her about the actual act itself before doing it. TALK TO HER.

Felt tits - 7 days
Sex - 2 months
BJ - 1 month
Peed in the same room as - 2 months
Peed ON - NO... and I never will.

Peeing on someone is a sign of disrespect to me. Id never do it, and I dont see it as being necessary as part of a healthy relationship.

My g/f and I are completely comfortable with each other. Nudity, taboo things in each others company, if we cant do it together, its not worth doing. We would consider anything with each other, and do what we are interested in. Neither of us are interested in peeing on each other. Ever.

I don't really have anything to add to this post, but I just wanted to say as I was skimming this forum and saw the title of this post I got a great laugh from it :D


...carry on

If you really want to piss on her then take a shower with her and just say it was an accident. Blame it on the water running. I doubt that will fly with her but you can try it.

On a serious note...I find it disrespectful to pee on someone because to me it makes them feel that they are below me somehow. IMHO

Let me get this straight, you want to pee on your girlfriend?

um i think ill just bite my tongue on this one...

Felt Tits - 2 Days
BJ - 2 Weeks
Sex (Vaginal) - 1 Month
Anal Sex - 3 Months
Pissed in the same room - 1 Month
Pissed on - NEVER, EVER

Go with OK's advice.

Each couple is different.

You'll have to communicate to figure out the boundries of your sexual relationship.

I've yet to find anyone willing to let me pee on them.. most likely because I've never asked. I'm sure if it's something you realllly want to do.. you could find a hooker and just pay for it..

If you really like, her just go ahead and do it. She'll understand.





LOL.

Do not do this. Talk to her about it if you're into things like that. It will save a lot of heartache...

once in a while, but not terribly often I hit a thread in here that just sorta leaves me scratching my head wondering WTF... I'd like to point out that this is one of those times.. WTF are you REALLY asking, are you being facetious, or did I miss it when they handed out the standardized schedule for approved dating practices? And does that manual only apply to the Stepford dates?

Hahahaha, me too... Im still wondering whats going on...

I want to know how long you have to date before you can put your.... oh, never mind.

One more vote for good communication. If peeing is your thing, you're not alone, but you are going to have some looking and chatting to do before you find someone else who is into it.

i'm a guy and i can't stand the thought of a girl knowing when or hearing me in the bathroom...it's just a thought that drives me insane.

i don't know why.

so as far as when i could pee on a girl..never, i don't think i could relax that much unless i were piss drunk...oh..

i did, however, have a gf that insisted on peeing in front of me constantly, she would drag me in the bathroom with her to keep talking while she was peeing. I"m like..no...nono..no.

hehe
fun stuff

just talk to her, you never know, she may wanna pee on you...

Felt Tits - 2 Days
BJ - 2 Weeks (for strictly a blow-job only)
Sex (Vaginal) - 4 days
Anal Sex - 2.5 Months (tried once no luck she hated it)
Pissed in the same room - 2 weeks
Pissed on - NEVER, EVER

we were college students, still are, and were horny... and we worked togather AWESOME... it was one of those "I know this will work, why play the bullshit game" relationships

.. I dunno what to say, but I wouldn't really like someone to urinate on me, I will agree people have fetishes and if thats what gets them going, then so be it.. chances are she will not partake in it one bit, unless you have found someone who digs that...

People will be experimentive with sex some times, but I doubt alot would be willing to urinate on one another etc :|

good luck :)

Um, unless she is into getting pissed on, you are just out of luck.

Most people, when they enter into a relationship, know that eventually, if things go well, they will end up having sex. The same is true for kissing, feeling tits, and nowadays blowjobs. But there is absolutely no implicit contract to get pissed on. Just like you can't really ask "How long until my girlfriend will let me shit in her mouth?"

Things just don't work that way.

omg.....that's some funny as hell

Well the answer I have is simple... When can you pee on this girl?....... The minute before the end of the relationship..

It is a wonder how men run the world when there heads live in such fantasy....

That is just wrong. I'll never piss or shit on my girlfriend or wife.

Boy, there are some CRAAZZZZYY people out there!!!:crazy:
So she absolutely wanted you to see her pee??? Have some trouble understanding really...

But please, this is great fun, continue!!!

Holy shit.

I've just recently returned from a nice, long, winter break from classes, and I boot up the ol' computadora, log onto tfp, and find this.

I just want to reiterate: holy shit.

Enzomat, I've a strong suspicion you're just fooling around, which means you've got a great sense of humor. Kudos.

And, on the off chance you're serious... Just, one more time, holy shit.

Just a thought..... but maybe some people just don't wanna feel like a fire hydrant.

I dont think I would ever want piss on a girl ever.

I guess it is the kind of topic you would have to bring up very carefully, and it would realy depend on how adventorous and open the two people involved where.

Felt Tits - 2 hours
BJ - 6 hours
Sex (Vaginal) - 6 hours
Anal Sex - 3 Months
Pissed in the same room - 6 hours
Pissed on - not yet...doubtful that ever.

Nah, she's not a slut, we'd been romantically involved online for about 2 years before I got the chance to finally meet her. It's from that point that I started counting..

I was, at some point, interested in the idea of her peeing on ME, not vice versa. She would've done it, but in the end I said it's ok, I doubt I'd really get anything out of it. I think the only reason I had even considered it was because you see a lot of that shit in porno flicks. Anywho, I know some folks are into it, and that's fine; I don't see it as a sign of disrespect, however I do see it as a sign of getting your rocks off on being in a dominant role...to me being on someone is about domination.

There's no timetable. You shouldn't expect to get something within a certain timeframe, just be happy when you finally do. Push it and rush it, and it'll just slip away.

If I have to piss bad enough .. do you really think I am gonna care enough if some man is in the bathroom? Hand me some toilet paper would ya.. make yourself useful.

Felt Tits - Everyday (that's what's nice about having them)
BJ - He gets one anytime he wants
Sex (Vaginal) - 4 days
Anal Sex - 6 months
Pissed in the same room - NEVER
Pissed on - NEVER, EVER

If my man just up and started pissing on me I would kick his no-toliet using self out.

If this is really a serious thread I hope your woman knows that you are into this stuff.

In my limited experience...

Felt Tits - 3 weeks
BJ - 3 months
Sex (Vaginal) - 2 months
Anal Sex - Never, never want to
Pissed in the same room - Never
Pissed on - Never, never wanted to

One thing I must add, in this thread, when people where giving timescales, its seems as if it giving head was something less intimate than sex.

To me, it always seemed the other way round, and that head was something you would do with someone you cared about, and straight sex is just an animal kind of thing.

I thought about that ^^ as soon as I saw the thread.

To the thread starter; You need to hang out in places where girls who like this frequent, fetish clubs, stores, maybe personal ads of a carnal nature. I find many women aren't too adventurous sexually outside of anal sex so finding a "human fireplug" is a hefty task if you're not looking in the right place. Maybe you should download some GGG Betty to tide your "thirst" :o

As others have said here already it's all in the communications. This is an area of sexual activities that some people will never get into either so if you talk plenty about it and she is still adamant about it just give it up. If its that important to you find fetish pron to satisfy that need or another girl if you NEED it. Whatever you do DON"T surprise her with it. I am very open to different types of fetishes and willing to try almost anything at least once. I take the "you can't knock it till you try it" philosophy. I have allowed hubby to give me golden showers in the shower but never where it will make a mess. He surprised me with a golden shower on the bed once. He's lucky I didn't knock his block off and only made his wash the bedclothes. I haven't cooperated with it since.

Golden showers aren's a natural progression - if you talk about it clearly and calmly you might get a little cooperation out of her. When I did cooperate with it I just made the condition that it couldn't be in my face. The smell just nauseated me.

I've noticed that oral is more personal than genital sex, but generally, if i do one with a girl, i'm gonna do others, and i'm a very...forplay loving guy, so oral is something i love doing all the time.

haha i'm entertained.
I didnt even know people did that!

I always wanted to pee in a girl. But once I get it up I can't pee.

I hope this is a joke thread. Pee on a girl or have a girl pee on you? Very gross.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm......odd. :D

Don't be so quick to move things along. Men are funny that we constantly want to push the envelope but eventually we get bored and want a new shiny toy to play with. A friend of mine is a young single guy and had a girl that offerred up anal on the first date. He became bored with her quick, because the excitement/thrill/challenge was gone.

Slow down and enjoy that excitement/akwardness that comes with doing something with someone new for the first time.

That's an interesting point. It seems within the last decade or so the bases of the sexual baseball diamond have been reordered and have become more progressive. I think the old one was similar to this:
1st - kissing
2nd - making out
3rd - vaginal sex
Home plate - oral

Now it seems something more like this:
1st - making out
2nd - oral
3rd - vaginal sex
Home plate - anal

I like the new base order, but what's a home run? Oh yeah, a 3some. :D

Well in that case....

Tits - 3 hours
Sex - 3 days
BJ - 3 months
3some - 7 years.

Its worth the wait :D

more like

Tits/ass-3 hrs
BJ-2 days, maybe 1 if you take her out to a really good restaurant...
Sex-within 7 days, max
3some....when she brings home the hot girl. Seriously, guys should never pick out a girl for a threesome...let the lady do it, she'll surprise you and bring home the hotness prom queen

Good pun ! and now for a groaner...

Perhaps he should just take a gold shower to supress his urges...

That is very true. :cool:

Man, this thread is hilarious.

no offense but...
ew ew ew ew ew...

Pee on a girl? Dang man, you are one freaky guy. The ratio of girls that like that arent too good. Good luck......

Golden showers are great

This is pretty much how I feel...

I'm not huge on the whole peeing thing. If the body is trying to get rid of it..why sit there and take it?

ok I have let me first say I have no desire to pee anywhere near a girl. But I don't think it's completely wrong for people to engage in it if both parties get off to it. You gotta respect other people though so if she doesn't want it your just not gonna get it. Who knows thogh maybe she will be interested I guess the only way to gauge is to somehow see her reaction like telling a story involving it or a porno with a random pee scene(if you watch them together). I admit I'm a little hard up for advice on this one but i tried.

Married 18 years now, never ever peed on her. Never wanted to. Thats kinda gross, not kinky.

Have both peed at the same time, same area while camping ect... with no problems.

you know the honeymoon days are gone
they have left like a wilted flower,
when the wife comes in and takes a shit
when you are in the shower!

wait wait wait
you mean...
women actually take a s**t?

weirdness...i didn't know this

I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

sorry, it's just that most women are so private and careful not to show they are human.

then again, i'm the same way..

My wife and I pee in front of each other, its no big deal. I have no desire to pee on her, but she would probably let me in the shower, but only because she would not think of the dominance aspect of it. But, you have to ask her, and expect to get rejected. If it happens, great. She might like doing it for you.

I'm going to third that...

Personally I think that would be both disgusting to both parties and rather degrading to the recieving end, but to each their own i suppose.

why would you want to pee on someone?

*hint* *hint* some people get-off on degrading others and being degraded themselves, I'm pretty sure that is the whole point.

i have a gf and i would never piss on her. i mean wtf? that seems pretty nasty to me...

yah...he's got it!

Totally agree!

But this thread however is funny as fuck? How long is a piece of string anyway?

Wow! I'm not sure how you casually ask a woman if it's okay if you take a piss on her. I mean casually implies you may ask over dinner or while at a ball game. I can see it now, sitting behind third base at the game in the fifth inning. "Hey Carol, I've had a few beers do you think you'd mind if I took a pee on you?" WTF? It's not that I think it's strange to have that desire (I don't think that nor do I have the desire) but rather I have no idea why you would want to do this or feel frustrated by the fact that you can't figure out when it's okay to do it.

At my age of 39 I've dated a lot of women and the following I believe to be true about the women I've dated:

a) Not one of them would answer yes to that question (Can I piss on you?)
b) Not one of them would go out with me again after asking that question
c) Not one of them would not go out of their way to tell all of their friends and probably mine about the request and
d) They would all think it was more than just a little odd that someone they were dating would ask such a thing.

Perhaps I'm sheltered just a bit in my experiences but I don't think I would ever be able to find a taker for this activity outside of Las Vegas where it would likely cost you a couple of hundred dollars.

Actually, you may be a bit sheltered, there are quite a few people into this..i don't think i could be, but one of my exes was, though we didn't try, she just mentioned it when we were getting to know the more obscure sides of each other..

So, just remember, if there is something you like,t here is probably another person out there who likes it as well..

ahh
found it

chappelle show...chappelle does Rkelly remix

"haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want, none of the above, i wanna piss on you.

Lyrics to "I want to pee on you" an R. Kelly parody by Dave Chappelle.

"The only thing that will make my life complete
is to turn your face into a toilet seat.
I want to PEE ON YOU, yes I do...
Yes I do, I'll pee on you,

Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I dont even want,
none of the above,
I want to piss on you,

Yes I do, I'll pee on you, Before you stop, I'm going to fart,
I'm going to fart on you."

im sorry but all that pee and scat stuff is just plain nasty, i know some people are into that stuff but not me

oh yea and that chappelle song is just flat out hilarious

Anyone else want to nominate this thread to be stickied and get a badge for the best thread ever?

22 days

this post is soo funny to me. It's like a scene out of that movie, not another teen movie.

I've been dating my gf for a good 5 years now, this question always comes up. She still does not allow me to pee on her. (hehe, I'm just playing, I would never pee on her)

But I do gotta say I agree with you. If your dating someone and you both want the same thing, why wait for it? on the flip side, if you're new to the game, waiting is the best thing. You need time to "grow" and learn.

I say from the start, set the expectitions, just like a business deal :D

Let's see - I probably did it in my first few months of life, but I would neither be game enough to suggest it, or even remotely inclined to, now. It's just not something that's on my 'to do' list.

'caint help myself...

"... and may all of your showers be Golden."

thank you, Gary Burbank.

I have to state the obvious here. Why not seek out women who are into that type of fetish? Some girls I bet just may beg for you to pee on em within minutes. With some 'vanilla' women, though... consider yourself lucky if you could even broach the topic alone within a lifetime.

this thread is crazy... who wants to pee on there GF... and really... i agree this is so not a natural progression... and to be honest... could you really respect her after she let you pee on her?

wait a minute! how can you pee with a hardon(i know you can a little but that hurts)?

shower... it gets all over the walls (jet propulsion: ceiling?) but it does empty the tank...

Check that one out in the morning wood thread...

:)

Wouldn't even want to find out. Not a fetish for me.

How could you ever look at anyone seriously again after peeing on them?

In an attempt to answer the original post, I'll suggest that this sort of thing happen with a one-night-stand person.

i think you should try to get to know a girl that enjoys getting peed on already rather than try to get some random girl to accept. Check out some kinky chatrooms for people around your area. Your fetish is obviously in the minority, you'll have to search out like-minded people that enjoy that sort of thing. Good luck on your fantasy.

I'd like to second the nomination :lol:

This seriously has to be one of the funniest but sickest damn threads I have read to date!

I'm still trying to figure out how one accidentally pees on someone in the shower...

i think that you need to talk with your girl about it before you come to us asking for a "deadline" of sorts...I cannot imagine the desire to urinate on a girl but am certain that it's very personal and she, obviously, has control of the situation

holy cow i cant belive that someone is asking this question. How long do you think it would take unless you got some freat that is into golden shower. good luck. maybe you should ask this on a frist date and if she is into it then you dont have to wait long on anything else that you asked!