There are very few people with fetishes like yours so I would talk to her before even thinking about pissing on her (very much doubt she would)

enzomat was definitely screwing with us. There has been one post by him to start the thred and that's it. To respond and keep it going, however, I have in fact peed on my girlfriend many a time. Granted it's in the shower but I do it on purpose. She usually doesn't notice until she sees this big goofy grin on my face and then freaks out. I laugh my ass off every time. She's cool about it though and I love her. Honestly, if either of us ever asked the other to piss on them while they masturbate, the answer would be yes. Then again, we're extremely enlightened, which is why we started the thread about sex advice.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is that kinda like when you're in bed and you're both under the covers, then it gets silent and one of you smiles sheepishly....


then the stench hits and you hold her under the covers...

Turtle..so much fun

You need a really freaky girl if you think she will ever let you pee on her,! It's not cause you see it on the internet that it means most girls will let you do that! Most girls i know would kill you if you tried that.!

So, how could you bring up the subject? hmmm, let me think a moment......I know!!

When she's in the shower, just open the shower curtain and hose her down!! Although that may be a little less intimate than what you're looking for....just give me a minute.....GOT IT!!

Scenario: Thanksgiving dinner-everyone is just sitting down to eat and just before everyone starts heaping food on their plates say, "You know, I've been thinking, the oral sex is nice, and I like that you can take the whole thing, but something is missing. Don't get me wrong, anal sex with you is amazing, especially when you "clean" me afterwards, but I think we need to take things to the next level." Then, before anyone can react, stand up and piss on her.

Ahhhh, yes, romance. Nothing says, "I love you" like a pint of steaming hot urine.

I am so glad this isn't my particular kink....

namely, i get "pee-shy" (?) and can't go when i think someone can hear me....

Being pissed on is enough to ruin anyone's day.....unless they're into that kind of thing.

WTF? Why in the hell do you want to pee on your woman?

If you as me, I think that if you want to pee on someone you need to get some help.