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Old 12-08-2003, 12:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sex in the winter

It's winter here in New England. And winter is cold. And cold means more clothes, less sex, and being cold during sex, especially in my shittily-heated dorm room (fondly nicknamed The Igloo). And you know what? That sucks.

Any advice for us? How do we keep warm?
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I have a great solution... more sex!

sex keeps you warm...

Then again, there was that line from the "You know you're canadian when:" list that I had, I forget exactly the wording, but it followed the line that you "think sexy lingerie is long johns, tube socks, and a sweater"

gotta live in your hot&chillys and spend a lot of time cuddling, if it works for hypothermics, it'll work for you

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Old 12-08-2003, 03:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yes, get in bed... cuddle be all nice - then just go for it, always generates heat and undercovers will be like an electric blanket :P
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Old 12-08-2003, 04:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Haha... see, the problem is that your extremities get cold no matter what you do (well, not *that* extremity, but the others do). Hands and feet. And I refuse to fucking have sex with gloves on.
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Old 12-08-2003, 04:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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find a jacuzzi somewheres
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Old 12-08-2003, 04:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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well buy electric blanket !
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Sex in the winter

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It's winter here in New England. And winter is cold. And cold means more clothes, less sex, and being cold during sex, especially in my shittily-heated dorm room (fondly nicknamed The Igloo). And you know what? That sucks.
I can totally relate to that, being from Norway.. Cuddling with cold hands is far from a turn-on.
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:12 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Do whatever's necessary. You should be able to get by with an extra blanket or in a large sleeping bag.
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Sex in the winter

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I can totally relate to that, being from Norway.. Cuddling with cold hands is far from a turn-on.
As a fellow Norwegian, I can only say word. But it makes for more cuddling, once you've warmed up. Nobody wants to leave the blankets
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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stay warmer with big heavy comforters and you put 2 naked bodies under it and rub then together
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Old 12-08-2003, 10:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Go totally under your blankets for what we like to call the "cave of naughtiness." Do whatever you would normally do, but reamain completely under the blankets (head-to-toe) the entire time. By the Time you're done you'll both be sweaty and gasping for cool, crisp air. And smiling.
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Old 12-08-2003, 03:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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A monster Northern Wisconsin winter was the reason I was born, so I can't relate. Nothin a whole lot warmer than having 98.6 degrees of beautiful woman wrapped around your manhood.
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Old 12-08-2003, 03:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Alot of blankets perhaps.. That would also give a girl more reason to "snuggle up"
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I agree with the blankets... there is nothing like snuggling up under a big pile of warm blankets on a cold winter night.

The air under the blankets can get quite steamy...
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Old 12-08-2003, 05:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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you could make it a game of wrestling to be on top, you'd be worked up and warmer by the time that decision is made.
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Alot of blankets perhaps.. That would also give a girl more reason to "snuggle up"
In the course of our relationship I've encountered a maddening paradox: as much as she enjoys fooling around, if she gets too comfortable she stops and lies there and enjoys it. (Leaving me to go, ARRRGHH!!) It doesn't help that lying skin-to-skin is the most comfortable thing in the world. Maddening, too.

My girl is weird.
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That's why the trick is to stop her from getting "too comfortable" -- just when she's lying there enjoying you doing something (such as eating her out or fingering her), stop. Just before orgasm if you can time it right. She'll very quickly regain interest in getting you off if you've got an evil smirk on your face.

That or she'll smack you as hard as she can - so be prepared to duck.
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Old 12-09-2003, 05:50 AM   #19 (permalink)
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It is supposedly warmer for two people to cuddle naked, rather than clothed. And in case you are wondering if this can be made into a line, why yes it can. I actually used it on my wife when we were dating.
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Old 12-09-2003, 06:20 AM   #20 (permalink)
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You haven't really experienced 'sex in the winter' till you've done it outside at night
in a double sleeping bag resting on the snow-covered ground
at a college campus in Iowa
in January.

I don't recommend it.
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:47 AM   #21 (permalink)
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On a more practical note, cover your windows. If your dorms are anything like our dorms (small concrete box with window) your windows will be whats making your room the coldest. Theres no need for ugly plastic sheeting (the ladies don't like that). Buy some blankets and some kind of rigging to hang the blankets in front of the glass.

Get a space heater if your school will let you. If they won't let you then buy some big ole' high wattage lamps, you can stay warm like a Hardee's sandwitch.
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:08 PM   #22 (permalink)
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And I refuse to fucking have sex with gloves on.
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:53 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I have a great solution... more sex!
HooHa!
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Whoa, nobody posted before the first one there of mine?
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Old 12-10-2003, 07:11 PM   #25 (permalink)
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blankets or just one big warm one (preferrably down)

my boyfriend has this huge down comforter that is warm and well perfect!!! by the end of any session under it I normally have to throw it off b/c I am too warm!
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Old 12-10-2003, 07:15 PM   #26 (permalink)
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buy a small space heater. not like you pay utilities in a dorm. (hopefully not). less than $40 solves the problem.
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Old 12-10-2003, 07:25 PM   #27 (permalink)
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i reckon sex in winter would be better than sex in summer. it never gets cold enough here that its a major issue, but it gets plenty hot enough. throw an extra blanket on, even an electric blanket to get the cave warm, then lots of naked rubbing will ensure shared body warmth. then voila!

whereas having sex in 42C heat with a punishing northerly wind is just suicide. done it once, NEVER again. i'd much rather have to deal with the cold than heat.
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Old 12-11-2003, 12:18 PM   #28 (permalink)
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While this is no help for you folks living in dorms, my wife and I like having sex in the bathroom. Draw a nice, hot, steaming bath and you've got your own private little sauna to spend some quality time together, naked. Also forces you to be a little more creative in your positioning
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Old 12-11-2003, 12:34 PM   #29 (permalink)
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i've got the electric blanket, it does wonders!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-11-2003, 07:23 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Hmm, to me, cold weather means more time spent under the covers
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Old 12-11-2003, 11:34 PM   #31 (permalink)
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movies, hot chocolate, and hours in bed with plenty of sex. some of the only good things about winter.
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Old 12-12-2003, 12:40 AM   #32 (permalink)
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hehe, i always like the idea of steaming up the windows, like in the titanic movie

hmmm, i always seem to do this after a basketball game (in winter driving home) as well, cause i am sooo hot
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Old 12-12-2003, 03:36 AM   #33 (permalink)
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worst thing about trying to have sex in the winter is that my mouse hand has like frost bite, and you touch your wife on the arse *KAPOW*
/end of all sexual intentions for the night.
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Old 12-12-2003, 06:38 AM   #34 (permalink)
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hehe, i always like the idea of steaming up the windows, like in the titanic movie
Ah, I remeber in high school, returning to the car and finding the windows iced over on the outside. We managed to melt the ice back off before leaving.
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Old 12-15-2003, 10:15 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Try this... take a sleeping bag to the football stadium and have a great time in the stands way up at the top. Great view, very powerful feelings. This is excellent late at night or in broad daylight as football stadiums are very seldom occupied outside of the season. Or if there's too much traffic the baseball field will certainly be deserted... try center field in the clover.
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Old 12-16-2003, 08:32 AM   #36 (permalink)
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