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Old 12-03-2003, 07:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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how far do you shoot your load when getting a BJ/HJ?????

how far do you shoot your load when getting a blow/hand job??

mine today shot over my shoulded when i was getting a blowjob.


its quite amazing, i just start to laugh and my girl friend is just amazed. she says, "you get really good distance"



what im trying to get at is, am i the next coming of Peter North or is shooting it that far on a regular basis normal????


p.s. i never shoot far at all while masturbating, it tends to just fall out and doesnt really "shoot" out. i think that i just love Blowjobs so much that i just get on that higher level of performance

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Old 12-03-2003, 07:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i think it depends alot on the amount of arousal n whether you hold it in a certain way ..

porn star guys always seem to shoot theirs quite far ...
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've gotten about 7 feet out of a few blow jobs. If I jerk off, it goes 3-4 feet.
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Depends on how long since the last BJ/HJ.
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Into the next time zone....hehe
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Old 12-03-2003, 08:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lol, you know those lil' guys have been clocked at 60mph!
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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never measured, but i would say standing up, i have sent a load about 6 feet away. This is of course in the downward arc.
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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If instead of letting it go, if you hold back as long as possible, it will go farther. Couple this with not getting any for a few days, and bam!
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:58 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I've never come from a blowjob or a handjob. Picky, I guess.
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I have to agree, the more you hold back the further it is likely to go!
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:16 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:22 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I've gotten about 7 feet out of a few blow jobs. If I jerk off, it goes 3-4 feet.
That would be what... 7 feet through the back of her head?!?
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i've been laying on my back before while getting a BJ and had to move my head bout shot myself in the eye....lol
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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It all depends on how long it has been (the longer I have gone without, the longer the distance), but I have shot over my head before when I was lying down (it hit the headboard).
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:33 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Sometimes I don't get any real distance at all.

Other times I have cleared my body entirely and it ended up on the headboard.

I haven't been able to identify any contributing or limiting factors to my distance, either. Some days it's far, other days its short.

I have, In fact, taken it in the eye at least twice.
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Sometimes I don't get any real distance at all.

Other times I have cleared my body entirely and it ended up on the headboard.

I haven't been able to identify any contributing or limiting factors to my distance, either. Some days it's far, other days its short.

I have, In fact, taken it in the eye at least twice.
I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes for me, it just runs out but other times its like launching an ICBM.
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
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And women say that man dont talk about the important issues in life. Shows how much women know dont it.

As far as distance I never really noticed the disparity before but know that you mention it ive shot em near and far. Im going to start paying more attention now. May even keep a tape measure near by and use a twister mat for target practice. Could be a new orgy party game.
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:33 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Interesting... One time I think I shot some way up on my chest, near my neck. But 6 feet or more? Man, time to do Kegel's or something.
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Old 12-04-2003, 12:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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One time my SO and I were really into it, but unfortunately had no condom nearby. She gave me an awesome combo BJ/HJ, and I was standing up leaning back a little on her nightstand, and when it started to come I just relaxed a bit, then when I knew it was there, I tightened things up. I shot it clear across her room, anywhere from 10-15 feet. I havent dont that since, but I can usually do it anywhere from 3-5 feet.
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Old 12-04-2003, 12:56 PM   #21 (permalink)
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This one time, i were having some phone sex with a girl i know, and i were really getting in to it, i got down on my knees, and yanked my 'member' just the right way, while tightenen the mouscle (Whats it called again? I do kegels, hehe.)
And i shot across the room wich is .. Well about 10 feet, and hit the walls and my (somewhat) new pants :/ Yipes.
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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so many time, i shoot me in the eye!

it is just like the jism has radar for my eye! i try to dodge, but it still jizz me in the eye!
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:45 PM   #23 (permalink)
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so many time, i shoot me in the eye!

it is just like the jism has radar for my eye! i try to dodge, but it still jizz me in the eye!
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:48 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Well, it's twelve stories from my balcony to the ground....

How far is that?

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Old 12-04-2003, 03:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I've been known to hit myself in the face on a few occassions, but usually it hits me on the chest. When i get a BJ my gf usually lets me come on her tits, but i dont get much head.
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:23 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I've had mine go up and come pretty close to my face, scared the crap out of me, but i wasnt in the position to move quickly
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:51 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Yeah, distance usually varies. There have been times where it barely came out, and there have been times where I have shot over my shoulders and head.
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:22 PM   #28 (permalink)
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In my experience it all varies on the last time you've had a good sigma(other). It all depends on buildup/arousal.

About the sigma(other) see "Cryptonomicon" about that. I'm actually in the process of developing my own theory on the subject (the idea did come from Cryptonomicon originally).
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Old 12-05-2003, 06:38 AM   #29 (permalink)
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In my experience it all varies on the last time you've had a good sigma(other). It all depends on buildup/arousal.

About the sigma(other) see "Cryptonomicon" about that. I'm actually in the process of developing my own theory on the subject (the idea did come from Cryptonomicon originally).
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Old 12-05-2003, 07:53 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I've gotten about 7 feet out of a few blow jobs. If I jerk off, it goes 3-4 feet.
This is the absolute truth. He's surprised others at times. Like once we were with a couple, He surprised her with the force, even though he'd warned her, and she backed up and the next shot (completely accidentally) went across the bed and onto me on the floor at the other side of the bed. He's amazing.
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Old 12-05-2003, 11:12 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Yeah, it seems to be different. Typically, it just jumps out a few inches, and soemtimes I get the wet spot on my bed above my pillow. I definitely shoots much farther when sex is involved, and then I can get a few feet on it.
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Old 12-05-2003, 11:36 AM   #32 (permalink)
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One time i was getting a hand job in the car and it hit the ceiling of the car. That was interesting to clean up in the middle of winter.
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