This one time, i were having some phone sex with a girl i know, and i were really getting in to it, i got down on my knees, and yanked my 'member' just the right way, while tightenen the mouscle (Whats it called again? I do kegels, hehe.)
And i shot across the room wich is .. Well about 10 feet, and hit the walls and my (somewhat) new pants :/ Yipes.
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