emphant

A bit of a dilemme here.

I had DSL, but had to cancel it due to financial reasons. My mom's work gave her a laptop, and an internet connection, but since it's her work laptop, I'm scared I will get her fired if I go to the titty board or anything like that. Can they track where I go, and if so, is there a way I can stop it?

Looking at the same porn you've had for the last 3 months without any new sucks.

slimshaydee

delete your history, and your cache and dont save the files and you should be fine, as long as you dont get caught in the act of looking.

Jam

i wouldnt recomend it... go to the library... they may ban you... but your mom wont get fired

Addiction

The ISP would probably be able to provide info about which sites were visited by which IP, if requested. I just don't know if any workplaces would be anal enough about a "no-porn" policy to do that. Also, I'm not sure if that's even legal, but it'd be technically possible. I mean, the RIAA knows which music people download, ditto with the MPAA and movies.

So it's possible, but questionably legal.

spived2

I doubt you'll have any problems if you just delete your history and temp internet files. Even if they do figure it out (which I'm pretty sure they are not going to go to lengths to do) do you think they'll care? If you know for a fact that it will get her fired, don't do it. Otherwise...

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jay-g

go buy some magazines or videos

TheOne

it all depends on how her work has the laptop setup to connect to the internet. The could have it set so that she has to connect through a proxy or what not and then they can track what ever she ( or you ) do on the net

Evil Milkman

I agree with jay-g. I'm thinkin' vids or magazings might be your best bet for now. Or, you could always opt to go for some tangible females. Good luck, man.

ismark

Don't be tempted, even flushing leaves residual avidence that is hard to extract. Also if the company is paying for the Internet connection they can trace through there as well.

I have a strict no porn policy on my work laptop which I attach to my home network. Its not worth the anguish.....ohh nad yes some companies are extremely retentive about porn to some its a sccking offence even out of hours.

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feelgood

Dude, get a P2P program. Dont bother with Kazaa or Morpheus. I have a internet provider that really really fuckin bitches when I visit at least ONE porn site or even a website that allows you to download mp3s. There's a P2P that's called DC++. If you're a power computer user, I highly recommend it but if you're one of those technologically challegenced people, then stick to kazaa and download cheap pron.

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emphant

I only get to see my girlfriend twice or three times a week at most, so it's more for the other 4 or 5 days. But this laptop doesn't have any proxies or anything. Would something anonymizer or idzap work?

Jam

ask your mom if you can download porn on HER WORK computer.. see what she says

Fire

I live in a big time university town- in other words most buisinesses have a prob w/ pron surfing- and lots of employees who think they can do it wihtout being caught. in short, yes they can track it, yes I've known people that were fired over it- its porn- and therefore not worth fucking over your mom for

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phaedrus

Listen to ismark.
The real answer is how does your mother's laptop connect to the net? Does it go through one of the company's servers? Does she connect through a proxy or a VPN? If the answer to any of these is yes, then do not even think of using her connection to look at porn. If the company is simply paying for her to have a highspeed connection to the house (ex. pacbell dsl) then you might be safe using that connection with your computer. Do not use the laptop to look at porn.

Arrion

Does anyone have a link to the titty board? I always hear about it but never have found it.

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tritium

Altiris makes a program that logs activity. Its certainly not in a class of monitoring programs by itself. In fact, there are innumberable activity monitoring software programs out there that run invisibly. Don't do it -- your Mom's IT geeks might have monitoring software running.

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tritium

Good point too. While there may be no monitoring software loaded on the laptop, there is always the spectre of using a company proxy or direct internet connection. These forms of internet connectivity almost ALWAYS come with some form of access logging.

It's just not worth the risk, man. Get your fix somewhere else. Use a public library or a university network -- just don't use your Mom's stuff...

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vveronica

simply not a wise move...

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skysooner

Things can be tracked, and you never really know who is looking. My business doesn't particularly care to track it, but I know others that will fire you for accessing hotmail or yahoo mail (concerns about security).

Minx

Oh I'm sure your Mother wouldn't mind getting fired just because you wanted to surf for some porn.

(Note the slight sarcasm here kids?!)

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mlrd

I wouldn't do it. As others have said, it's not worth the risk, and you never know who's looking. Get some vids or mags as already suggested.


Although, you could try pruchasing some kind of security solution from one of those "Warning! You computer is broadcasting an IP address!!11!!11" -popups

What? In porn, one good pic is enough. If you have good imagination, even that isn't necessary

John Falcon

Is the titty board still up? I don't see it anymore.

louiedog

John Flacon, mine just disappeared as well, maybe because I haven't been too active lately?

And to contribute to the thread, how about art sites? Just find some nice nude female (or male) forms that don't count as pornography. Too bad that excuse never works.

dragon2fire

that is the best advice


there is alot of porn out there that does not need the internet

biginch

I too have lost the titty board....whats up? Does anyone have an answer?

Flesh

titty board is gone cause of server issues.. they are conserving bandwidth for a few weeks until they get the real server back up

HockeyGuy

tx for the info flesh, saves me askn as well!

on the subject though i wouldnt risk it.. everything gets traced if itsneeded to be

dudemac

find a buddy and have them burn you cd's of porn

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macmanmike6100

yeah, ask for some burned porn from friends, instead of risking your mom's job...

good luck

Prince

Way too risky. Don't even.

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hunnychile

If you donate $ REGULARLY - then you will have a better chance of getting the Titty Board and the other juicy sites open again.

It's that easy.

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mazak

mm lets see,its moms laptop not yours.had dsl due to financial reasons?do not have it now,and ? how many jobs do you have? its moms do not mess up her job!!!!!! because you are selfish.

macro

I wouldn't do it. In fact, I know of a guy who was fired today for having porn on his PC at his workplace. There may have been ulterior motives here, but why would you even want to take the chance? (especially with ya mum!)

hellasnow

DC++ and ODC fucking rock the monkeys asssssssssssssss!!!!

it took me awhile to figure out how to use them but now i can get lost in the program for days finding stuff.

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soxsfans

Just say no!! When it comes to work places..... Big Brother is always watching you!

sman

HAHAHA, that's a good one.

TheBrit

Just have a friend burn porn on to a cd, and use it on your own non interneted computer. Really not complicated. Or buy some magazines/videos.
Oh yeah, and watching porn on your mums laptop that her work gave to you. No.

Corneo

Wait. I though the titty board was long gone and wasn't coming back anymore? Someone fill me in.

God of Thunder

YES!!!!!!
Any more questions?

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dragon2fire

honestly just go buy some porn

or gasp

get a so