I want to go to a massage parlor. Any tips? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SSJTWIZTA · 10-18-2009, 05:44 AM

i see that the answer is no.

i should ask some of buddies that do work in this field about this.

james t kirk · 10-18-2009, 05:48 AM

Toronto is the massage parlour mecca of North America (and Montreal)

They are licenced by the City. Here we simply make the distinction between body rub parlours (massage with sexual contact) and RMT (Registered massage - 95% no sexual contact) Massage palours seldom get busted unless the city has received complaints AND they are not licenced. If they are licenced, they are left alone.

Everything you ever wanted to know about the pay for sex hobby can be found here:

www.terb.ca

(Just get a USER ID and you'll figure out the rest.)

The top tier Massage Parlours are Allure, Hands from Heaven, SRM, Airport Golden Massage, and Platinum. They typically feature absolutely beautiful women who may or may not be good at what they do. (There in lies the challange and there in lie the beauty of TERB where you can do your research before spending your hard earned cash. Expect to drop $150.00 for 40 minutes on average for the body slide opetion (she's nude and slides up and down your body and if she's good will think of any numerous ways to make you cum. Think of it as the ultimate lap dance.)

Here are the links to the top tier MP in Toronto. (And no, they don't suck or fuck.)

Allure:

http://www.alluremassage.ca/index.asp

(Think Robin or Jessica.)

Hands from Heaven

https://www.handsfromheaven.ca/

(Think Sasha, Sasha, and Sasha, oh, and Ashley and Claudia)

SRM

http://www.royalspa.ca/attendants.php

Platinum

http://www.torontoplatinumspa.com/

Airport Golden

http://www.airportgoldenspa.com/

Xerxys · 10-18-2009, 06:08 AM

I suddenly hate Canada less! In fact, I think I'm moving, I just need to PM martian, I need to bum on his couch!

seamaiden · 10-20-2009, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys

I suddenly hate Canada less! In fact, I think I'm moving, I just need to PM martian, I need to bum on his couch!

:-O !! You hate Canada...why?

Xerxys · 10-21-2009, 03:27 AM

It's a joke I say, a joke son! The hate part, but I really am moving ... er ... visiting, but I'm coming to Ottawa. Tonight. Martian, ... MARTIAN!!

fun4foz · 11-15-2009, 09:06 PM

Look for massage adds showing hot girls. Usually, there will be a towel there but the will not tell you to use it. If they come in with your ass covered then they know you just want a massage. If you a naked laying on your stomach with your legs kinda spread apart they know you want to be masterbated at the end. If they ask if there is any particular part of your body that you want massaged, tell them your ass and upper legs. As she gets to your legs and ass, arch your ass up a bit to signal to her that you want your testicals massaged. If she brushes you testicals or anus, tell her how good that feels. Torward the end she will ask you to flip. If she is still unsure she will ask if there is anything else you want massaged, at that point tell her you want release.

That works for me anyway.

Xerxys · 11-16-2009, 09:01 AM

^^ Now I know your just another account by The_Jazz ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Well.....

My first suggestion was going to be to show up naked wearing only a cock ring and see where it goes from there ...

10-18-2009, 05:44 AM	#41 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	i see that the answer is no. i should ask some of buddies that do work in this field about this. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

10-18-2009, 05:48 AM	#42 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	Toronto is the massage parlour mecca of North America (and Montreal) They are licenced by the City. Here we simply make the distinction between body rub parlours (massage with sexual contact) and RMT (Registered massage - 95% no sexual contact) Massage palours seldom get busted unless the city has received complaints AND they are not licenced. If they are licenced, they are left alone. Everything you ever wanted to know about the pay for sex hobby can be found here: www.terb.ca (Just get a USER ID and you'll figure out the rest.) The top tier Massage Parlours are Allure, Hands from Heaven, SRM, Airport Golden Massage, and Platinum. They typically feature absolutely beautiful women who may or may not be good at what they do. (There in lies the challange and there in lie the beauty of TERB where you can do your research before spending your hard earned cash. Expect to drop $150.00 for 40 minutes on average for the body slide opetion (she's nude and slides up and down your body and if she's good will think of any numerous ways to make you cum. Think of it as the ultimate lap dance.) Here are the links to the top tier MP in Toronto. (And no, they don't suck or fuck.) Allure: http://www.alluremassage.ca/index.asp (Think Robin or Jessica.) Hands from Heaven https://www.handsfromheaven.ca/ (Think Sasha, Sasha, and Sasha, oh, and Ashley and Claudia) SRM http://www.royalspa.ca/attendants.php Platinum http://www.torontoplatinumspa.com/ Airport Golden http://www.airportgoldenspa.com/ Last edited by james t kirk; 10-18-2009 at 06:11 AM..

10-18-2009, 06:08 AM	#43 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	I suddenly hate Canada less! In fact, I think I'm moving, I just need to PM martian, I need to bum on his couch!

10-21-2009, 03:27 AM	#45 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	It's a joke I say, a joke son! The hate part, but I really am moving ... er ... visiting, but I'm coming to Ottawa. Tonight. Martian, ... MARTIAN!!

11-15-2009, 09:06 PM	#46 (permalink)
fun4foz Upright	Look for massage adds showing hot girls. Usually, there will be a towel there but the will not tell you to use it. If they come in with your ass covered then they know you just want a massage. If you a naked laying on your stomach with your legs kinda spread apart they know you want to be masterbated at the end. If they ask if there is any particular part of your body that you want massaged, tell them your ass and upper legs. As she gets to your legs and ass, arch your ass up a bit to signal to her that you want your testicals massaged. If she brushes you testicals or anus, tell her how good that feels. Torward the end she will ask you to flip. If she is still unsure she will ask if there is anything else you want massaged, at that point tell her you want release. That works for me anyway.