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Old 11-16-2003, 11:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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spanking the monkey

Time to fess up. . .

Masturbation is a natural part of being an animal, so . . .

How often do you wank your chain? Did you give it up when you started having sex? Ever have mutual masturbation with a partner? (a personal favorite of mine) Prefer porn or the imagination? Ever been caught?

. . . .

My mother walked in on my when I was 16 and I still beat it at least once a day. If not, you definitely know somethings the matter with me.
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Old 11-16-2003, 11:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm having regular sex, and I still masturbate frequently. She's not around all of the time to sleep with, is she?

We've masturbated together before. It's fun, but not a regular thing. We eventually wonder why we're not simply having sex.

I've never been caught masturbating. I am stealthy.
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Old 11-16-2003, 11:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Do a search before starting a new thread, this way you can contribute to what others are already talking about, and not start a duplicate thread.

I wank too much, therefore...
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Meh, i spank the monkeh all the time, but yeah i'm stealthy too, lewl, so i've never been caught :-P
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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we are all adults here, we can call it what it is, masterbation, it is normal and does nto need to be hidden under teh guise of cute names.
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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we are all adults here, we can call it what it is, masterbation, it is normal and does nto need to be hidden under teh guise of cute names.
wow, i guess your pet name for mr. winky is 'penis' too? how very professional of you.
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not knocking on you dude, but it was just meant to be a fun thread.
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I think I generally do better when I don't masturbate, I guess the whole state of having that need running through my body gets me to be more active.

I know for sure if I go crazy on a weekend or something I actually get depressed... that's how it seems. I don't know. Does anybody else get that? You go on a spree and then you end up feeling worse? Not just temporarily but for say an entire day.
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Old 11-17-2003, 12:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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i am a habitual spanker of thy monkeh! im not sure what to call it.. a good habit.. or a bad habit... meh.. ohwell...


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Old 11-17-2003, 06:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hell, even Britney does it.

Quote:
NEW YORK - Britney Spears likes masturbating so much, she's written a song about it.

"The Touch of My Hand" appears on her new album, "In the Zone." Spears tells "People" magazine that "it's a positive thing to indulge in yourself in a sexual way." She says "guys can talk about it. Why can't girls?"

Spears says she doesn't "do it all the time," but "if you say you don't do it, then you're lying." Spears says masturbating teaches you what turns you on. Then, she says, "you're able to give more to other people."
<b>Linky</b>


So, how much would you pay to see....
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Old 11-17-2003, 09:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Well it is sorta second to what is best... a long hard throbbing muscle so deep inside meeeeeee.... oh ah okay gotta go.... heheheheheheh
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Old 11-17-2003, 09:46 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I "pull the tab" on a regular basis. Both porn and the imagination work equally well. I'm married but you know sometimes you just need soemthing to do.
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Old 11-17-2003, 03:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Been wanking since 11 years old.....aint stopping now 20 years later, it's what makes me who I am......A WANKER!!

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Old 11-17-2003, 03:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Omg is that Britney Spears article true? If so, that is freaking awesome and I'd give all I had and then some.
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Old 11-17-2003, 11:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Of course I do. Pretty much a daily thing and at times it helps to put me to sleep at night.
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Old 11-18-2003, 12:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The Winker's Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker's Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist

My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.
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Old 11-18-2003, 12:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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holy smoke, i always yank my member even if i have sex two times in the day!

my drive is very much for sex, so i must relieve my stiff member more and more!
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Old 11-18-2003, 02:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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At least three times a week, more if my girlfriend isn't in the mood
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Old 11-18-2003, 11:01 PM   #18 (permalink)
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wow, i guess your pet name for mr. winky is 'penis' too? how very professional of you.
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not knocking on you dude, but it was just meant to be a fun thread.
no offense taken the way the post read it seemed like you wnted to get some weight off your chest but were to embarised to speak of it out in the open.
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