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spanking the monkey
Time to fess up. . .
Masturbation is a natural part of being an animal, so . . .
How often do you wank your chain? Did you give it up when you started having sex? Ever have mutual masturbation with a partner? (a personal favorite of mine) Prefer porn or the imagination? Ever been caught?
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My mother walked in on my when I was 16 and I still beat it at least once a day. If not, you definitely know somethings the matter with me.
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-LIFE IS ABSURD-
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