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View Poll Results: A qu3estion of etiquette | |||
Girl: Ass | 6 | 7.59% | |
Girl: Crotch | 38 | 48.10% | |
Guy: Ass | 26 | 32.91% | |
Guy: Crotch | 21 | 26.58% | |
Whatever at the time | 33 | 41.77% | |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 79. You may not vote on this poll |
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10-21-2003, 05:15 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Fast'n'Bulbous
Location: Australia, Perth
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A question of etiquette
Not sure which forum this should be in, but it has crotch and ass in the question so i put it in sexuality?
Anyway, ripped from fight club, when you pass someone in the hall or narrow passage, and you have to turn sideways to get past, what do you give them? or face them with, ie your ass or your crotch? i myself have 2 preferences for different situaitons. It may be a little dodgy, but if its a chick then its the crotch, but if its a guy its my butt. Although some or most of the time i don't conscioulsy make a decision, today i did it about 9 times (ie i thought about what i would do). anyway, just fill out the poll what you would do for either sex, or just the last option if you don't cosider it at all and just do whatever at the given time. |
10-21-2003, 05:50 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Depends on the physical situation more than on the gender of the other person. Whichever doesn't require that I contort my body more than necessary.
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10-21-2003, 06:52 AM | #6 (permalink) |
Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while.
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Don't usually think about it but if it someone I prefer not to talk to I give them my ass. Less chance they will try to start a conversation.
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10-21-2003, 08:10 AM | #12 (permalink) |
paranoid
Location: The Netherlands
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Whatever direction I happen to turn to..
I really don't give it much thought, I think I usually face the people I'm passing, but it is not a consious descision...
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10-21-2003, 12:02 PM | #14 (permalink) |
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Location: Upper Michigan
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I guess it must be crotch since I tend to lead with my right shoulder. Otherwise it depends on which foot is leading as we pass. Left foot - ass, right foot, crotch. Doesn't matter to me.
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10-21-2003, 12:19 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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Usually crotch, unless I'm feeling self-conscious, then it's ass. Sometimes I just want to avoid eye contact with people when I'm grumpy or something to that effect, so I turn away from people. When Im in a good mood, I turn to face people and smile.
In case I accidentally trip and fall on someone, I think it's best to fall forward and hug someone than fall backwards and sit on someone! So basically I wouldn't think of it as a ass/crotch deal, but an eye contact or no risk of eye contact sort of thing. Sometimes looking at people straight in the eye is too much for me. I tend to be on the shy side.
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10-21-2003, 12:39 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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Give the guy the ass and the girl the crotch. Just like Tyler did in the movie.
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10-21-2003, 03:56 PM | #21 (permalink) |
I'm baaaaack!
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If I am that close to the person that I have to turn to get past them, I would give them my ass. Therefore, I do not have to be so close with them face to face. However, if it is a hot guy, I still give him the ass, I am just sure to make it rub across his crotch so I can feel it.
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10-21-2003, 07:19 PM | #23 (permalink) |
Natalie Portman is sexy.
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Girl: I give her the crotch.
Guy: I give him the ass, or I walk as usual and make his ass get out of the way.
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10-21-2003, 07:58 PM | #26 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Rio Grande Valley, Texas
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I agree with what many above have said, crotch toward the other person is better because it doesn't put your face in the wall and restrict your arm mobility.
The ass toward the other person puts one in a vulnerable position.
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10-21-2003, 10:35 PM | #28 (permalink) |
Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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I do whatever is easiest at the time, but more often the crotch since I too don't like to turn my back on people.
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10-22-2003, 07:24 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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Location: northern california
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I'm lil so if i have to squeeze by someone it is an awful tight spot. hehehe I give them crotch. Plus this way I can see if they were looking hehehehehhe
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10-22-2003, 08:32 AM | #32 (permalink) | |
Natalie Portman is sexy.
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