Semen vs Moisturizer - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Shokan · 10-20-2003, 09:13 AM

http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php

It doesn't really have to do with sex, but with the semen content I figured this is the appropriate forum.

I'm not sure what to make of this. I've noticed when I get cum on my hand, after a few minutes the skin starts feeling good. Then I wash it off, and the area seems smooth.

But of course, quoted from the article, - " I think that thing about cum being good for your skin is a myth straight men made up so women would suck their dicks more often."

World's King · 10-20-2003, 12:44 PM

I just read this two days ago. A friend of mine had this magazine on her coffee table. I laughed my ass off.

*still looking for lost ass*

Averett · 10-20-2003, 12:46 PM

I have your lost ass over here. Can you pick it up later?

Hilarious article.

pocon1 · 10-20-2003, 02:39 PM

I thought everone knew, cum isn't good for the outside of the skin, you have to swallow it. It has about fifty calories, is almost all protein, and it contains the building blocks for life, so it sends a regenerative message to the rest of the body. In fact, many women get wrinkles from frowning and saying, "I'm not sucking that".

vveronica · 10-20-2003, 02:57 PM

I'm sure if i look in my lil book "Lame-Lines-guys-Use", it would be in there some place. geeshhh

elfuq · 10-20-2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pocon1
In fact, many women get wrinkles from frowning and saying, "I'm not sucking that".

Snort

*Nikki* · 10-20-2003, 03:12 PM

I have found that semen doesn't absorb as well as mositurizer.

Saku · 10-20-2003, 05:59 PM

This is new lol.

analog · 10-20-2003, 10:29 PM

<overly elaborate description for the purpose of sarcastic humor> I have found that while it is pleasing to release on the facial area of the female, the satisfaction is far, far greater when the release occurs inside her mouth, most especially when she continues to suck as I come, and swallows what I issue forth unto her. </overly elaborate description for the purpose of sarcastic humor>

Oh, and I wouldn't put cum on my face anyway.

Doos · 10-20-2003, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pocon1
I thought everone knew, cum isn't good for the outside of the skin, you have to swallow it. It has about fifty calories, is almost all protein, and it contains the building blocks for life, so it sends a regenerative message to the rest of the body. In fact, many women get wrinkles from frowning and saying, "I'm not sucking that".

Sleepyjack · 10-21-2003, 05:28 AM

Another one could be conditioner?

I don't use conditioner myself, i don't think i ever have? but the protein would surely be good for it. ALtohugh girls normally don't like cum in their hair, either. Understandable.

Funny article though

yournamehere · 10-21-2003, 11:55 AM

I think the biggest difference is that you don't have to shake the moisturizer container quite so much to get some to squirt out.

shannon · 10-21-2003, 12:18 PM

oh my god that's funny. as soon as i saw this i started laughing. when my bf and i used to not be at the sex stage yet, he used to come on my chest, and if he missed a bit i would rub it in a wink and say it was good for my skin. i guess it's good we didn't do it all that much.

mb99usa · 10-21-2003, 12:23 PM

I always thought the proper process was:

1. Cum on chest
2. Rub on nipples
3. Towel off
4. Repeat if desired

Works for me and the wifey.

pocon1 · 10-21-2003, 12:47 PM

Actually, my wife does swallow and people at work tell her that her skin is very nice. (it is). Also, in a 69 her juices really tighten up my skin as well.

madsenj37 · 10-21-2003, 11:57 PM

I knew a girl in High School who swore her back was smooth from all the come. No kidding.

10-20-2003, 09:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	Semen vs Moisturizer http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php It doesn't really have to do with sex, but with the semen content I figured this is the appropriate forum. I'm not sure what to make of this. I've noticed when I get cum on my hand, after a few minutes the skin starts feeling good. Then I wash it off, and the area seems smooth. But of course, quoted from the article, - " I think that thing about cum being good for your skin is a myth straight men made up so women would suck their dicks more often." __________________ Legalize it.

10-20-2003, 12:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I just read this two days ago. A friend of mine had this magazine on her coffee table. I laughed my ass off. still looking for lost ass __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown Last edited by The Original King; 10-20-2003 at 01:46 PM..

10-20-2003, 12:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I have your lost ass over here. Can you pick it up later? Hilarious article. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

10-20-2003, 02:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
vveronica Psycho Location: northern california	I'm sure if i look in my lil book "Lame-Lines-guys-Use", it would be in there some place. geeshhh __________________ ...We find ourselves in a struggle for our very right to exsist... We will not go quietly into the night... We will not give up without a fight...

10-21-2003, 11:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	I think the biggest difference is that you don't have to shake the moisturizer container quite so much to get some to squirt out. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either. Last edited by yournamehere; 10-21-2003 at 11:58 AM..

10-20-2003, 02:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	I thought everone knew, cum isn't good for the outside of the skin, you have to swallow it. It has about fifty calories, is almost all protein, and it contains the building blocks for life, so it sends a regenerative message to the rest of the body. In fact, many women get wrinkles from frowning and saying, "I'm not sucking that".

10-20-2003, 03:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	I have found that semen doesn't absorb as well as mositurizer.

10-20-2003, 05:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Saku Upright Location: Brooklyn, NY	This is new lol.

10-20-2003, 10:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
analog Banned	<overly elaborate description for the purpose of sarcastic humor> I have found that while it is pleasing to release on the facial area of the female, the satisfaction is far, far greater when the release occurs inside her mouth, most especially when she continues to suck as I come, and swallows what I issue forth unto her. </overly elaborate description for the purpose of sarcastic humor> Oh, and I wouldn't put cum on my face anyway.

10-21-2003, 05:28 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	Another one could be conditioner? I don't use conditioner myself, i don't think i ever have? but the protein would surely be good for it. ALtohugh girls normally don't like cum in their hair, either. Understandable. Funny article though

10-21-2003, 12:18 PM	#13 (permalink)
shannon Psycho Location: Canada	oh my god that's funny. as soon as i saw this i started laughing. when my bf and i used to not be at the sex stage yet, he used to come on my chest, and if he missed a bit i would rub it in a wink and say it was good for my skin. i guess it's good we didn't do it all that much. __________________ "When I look down I just miss all the good stuff. And when I look up I just trip over things"

10-21-2003, 12:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	I always thought the proper process was: 1. Cum on chest 2. Rub on nipples 3. Towel off 4. Repeat if desired Works for me and the wifey. __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-21-2003, 12:47 PM	#15 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	Actually, my wife does swallow and people at work tell her that her skin is very nice. (it is). Also, in a 69 her juices really tighten up my skin as well.

10-21-2003, 11:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	I knew a girl in High School who swore her back was smooth from all the come. No kidding. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein