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Old 10-14-2003, 07:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Penis enlarging pills...do they work ?

all these emails i have been getting bye spammers about penis enlargment with pils...does this work ? and if there is something other than surgery what is it ?
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Old 10-14-2003, 08:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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none of them work some of the female brest enhancement pills work, but fucking with their hormones, but b/c pills make chix bewbs bigger as do certian times of the month. There is no making your pen0s bigger, and the vast majority of women don't give a shit about your pen0s.
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Old 10-14-2003, 09:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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actually, they do work. the size of your penis definatly does grow in relation to the shrinking of your wallet.
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Old 10-14-2003, 09:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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actually, they do work. the size of your penis definatly does grow in relation to the shrinking of your wallet.
damn i better put that wallet in the wash then hehe

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Old 10-14-2003, 10:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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the pills themselves are just herbal supplements. the real gain comes from stretches and jelqing. google jelqing and you'll save some money.

(btw it takes time and effort to see results. I suppose the idea behind the pills is to increase blood flow down there and speed up the results, but they really are a waste of money)
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Old 10-14-2003, 10:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Okay another embarrassing admission time. First of all my penis is normal sized... it used to be bigger when I was 17 and shrank about 1/4 an inch over 15 years... (See the Devo song "Shrivel Up" for any more details on this.)

But because it used to be bigger I thought I'd try some penis enlargement techniques recommended by this article.

Yes, I went to Penis Improvement dot com and shelled out about 120 dollars for the Men's Health System.

Basically this system is all about playing with yourself (in specific ways) and taking herbal medicine. I shelled out another 239(!) dollars from Penisimprovement's recommended Herbal site: Menzyme.

(Note that I could buy all the ingredients in Menzyme for ALOT cheaper than the price they give... but anyways; I took their pills.

I also did their exercises religiously for three months. I guess it's kinda easy to do this when your girlfriend has just dumped you and you're not getting any anymore. Their exercises are what follows

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STEP NUMBER ONE-moist heat

The very first step to increasing the size of your penis with our program is the application of heat. . .moist heat to be exact. Simply obtain a large dish towel and soak it in the sink in very warm to mildly hot water. Wring the towel out and cover the entire genital region with it including the entire scrotal sac.

Immediately following the placing of the moist heat wrap, make the towel conform to the shape of your genitals. Push the towel into every nook and cranny you can find. Just think of it as trying to make a mold of your penis. Let this moist wrap, also called a hot compress, remain for a 2 minute period.

Following this two minutes, remove the towel, grasp the penis easily by the glans (head) and pull or stretch the penis away from your body, just like it was becoming erect. Simply pull it out and let go. Do this 10 times.

Immediately following this pull-release, re-soak the towel and re-apply making sure to completely cover the penis and genitals. This time let the hot compress work for 2 1/2 minutes.

The importance of this simple first step can't be emphasized enough. Some of you, in the beginning of your program usually within the first week or two will notice small red blotches under your penile shaft skin. DO NOT BE ALARMED. This is a normal by product of the exercises. It also is a message to you that perhaps you are not following the method exactly in the order written, and or are not performing the techniques correctly.

During the remaining exercises you perform with our system, a certain amount of penile rigidity (ERECTION) must be present. This rigidity, or tumescence will promote enlarging of the caverns whose job is to pool the blood for storage. Remember, we must increase the size of the caverns to improve the circumference and the length as well.
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In order to benefit from the exercise system, the penis must be in a partially aroused state, with a 3/4 erection. Care must be taken to ensure you do not perform this exercise with a full erection. Venous damage could and probably would result. You must reach a 3/4 erect state before performing this exercise.

Towards the end of this manual we have provided a complete program performance chart which gives you all of the exercises on one page. In addition, there is a "growth" chart for you to keep track of your progress.


STEP NUMBER TWO-the milk pump

Performance of this exercise is daily. The milk-pump is the basic method to force the engorged blood in the penile cavities through the corpora cavernosa slightly making the small openings larger. Correct performance of this important step is crucial

FOLLOW THE ORDER BELOW EXACTLY


Lightly massage or masturbate until you reach a 3/4 erection.


Apply a small amount of lubricant to your semi erect penis from its base, down the shaft to the glans (head). Baby oil or some similar liquid works fine. DO NOT USE LIQUID SOAP.


Form the "OK" sign with your right thumb and first finger. Slide your penis into the circle formed by the "OK" sign and move this ring up the shaft to the base. The picture below demonstrates the exact formation of the "OK" sign

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Once your have the "finger-ring" up at the base, close the circle around the shaft of your penis until you begin to feel some resistance against your "finger-ring" from the tissues and blood inside of your penis. Think of it as trying to squeeze a garden hose trying to stop the flow of water.


With the "finger-ring" squeezed closed completely around the shaft of your penis -starting at the base- slowly move the "OK" ring down the length of your penis towards the head. YOU MUST DO THIS SLOWLY. The slower you go, the better the results because it is this action that is slowly moving the blood down through the cavernosa muscle.


As this hand nears the completion of it's movement to the head of your penis, use the other hand and clasp around your penis, once again at the base, forming the "OK" sign. Squeeze this new "OK" sign closed until you feel the resistance of the tissues.


Immediately after the first hand moves down the shaft and reaches the head, let go with that hand and begin another "milk-pump" with the new hand that is ready and in place.


Alternate your two hands to perform this exercise correctly. If you are squeezing enough, you should notice the head of your penis slightly swell, become red and enlarge. Some men have made the comment that the ridges on the head seperate, looking like a flower blooming.
So I did all this... are you curious what the results were? Did I gain 2 inches as advertised?

I did not gain any size or circumference from spending my money on pills or performing exercises. Albeit those pills did make me hornier than hell.
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Bwahaha. Grab your penis and pull it.
pull it in a repeted motion away from your body.
Repeat this for two minutes and your penis will grow larger.
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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there is expensive lenghtining surgery that can make your penis larger. other than surgery, no "herbal alternatives" have been proven to not make your pen0r any bigger.
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Old 10-15-2003, 05:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sounds to me that the plan called for you to jerk off in a warm environment. Could sex with a woman provide the same results???
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Old 10-15-2003, 08:08 AM   #10 (permalink)
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See I found the best way to make a guys penis larger is to have him take the pill while i deliver it to him naked...

I would doubt anything else would truly work but if it does I have a new christmas gift for all my guy friends
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Old 10-15-2003, 08:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Just insert a little bag into your penis with a tube and pump attached and when you need a lil more size just pump it up. Deflate as necessary. Just like those nike shoes that came out a long time ago
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Old 10-15-2003, 08:44 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Just insert a little bag into your penis with a tube and pump attached and when you need a lil more size just pump it up. Deflate as necessary. Just like those nike shoes that came out a long time ago
Hopefully it is not just like the shoes. I had a cousin that pumped his shoes up till they exploded. The same effect would not be cool in the least to happen to my penis.
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Old 10-15-2003, 09:10 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Is 7" long and 7.5" circumference consider in need of such a thing?
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Old 10-15-2003, 09:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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i could use it for a while or should i say i have a use for it
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:00 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Oh maaann, I'm in the wrong business!

/smells money to be made
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Old 10-15-2003, 01:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2003, 05:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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tekaweni, let me know if you need a business partner
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Old 10-15-2003, 06:05 PM   #18 (permalink)
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the best selling products feed on the insecurity of their consumer base. I'm in!
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Old 10-15-2003, 06:18 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Hey it worked for rogaine
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