Kulsonv2

my girflfriend wants to watch some porno with me, but she wants me to find something funny, hetro, with some stupid / humorous plot. I myself would prefer it not to be too nasty. Do you guys have any suggestions?

deve

ORGASMO!!!! hahaha *sigh* sleeeeeep

Arc101

Just try and get hold of some 60's or 70's porn. At least you will find the clothes/hairstyle/music funny.

more fire

a second vote for orgasmo. It's not porn, but it's funny as fuck.

Ashton

bparker805

#3 for orgazmo! It's all about Choda Boy. Jesus and I love you. But if your looking for something fun, Alice in Wonderland is a good one. Silly story, made in the 70s, and lots of humping...

Redlemon

The Adam & Eve line tends to be explicit without being completely nasty. When video porn attempts to be intentionally funny, it tends to fail horribly, and be neither sexy nor funny.

I could have sworn that Hoot Island had a list of good funny porn (this from a site which specializes in smiling naked women), but I can't find it right now.

While they don't have plots, the Shane's World series is quite funny and fun. It's bascially a bunch of friends hanging out and going on vacation somewhere, and they frequently have sex while someone tapes it. The non-sex portions are actually very entertaining.

Finally, if you have found a title you are thinking about renting, first go here:
http://amri.iafd.com/reviews.asp

and check out the review. It's a good way to avoid those unexpected DVDAs.

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buddle

Women in black... silly

Orgazmo ( no porn, but silly )

Gina Wild 5 , regular porn, but with mistakes at the end... hellafunny They shoot every screwup they do, from tripping over while shagging to forgetting their lines ( how can they do that in a porn movie by the way??? )

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Kulsonv2

thanks guys... I think i saw orgasmo on hbo or some other channel like that. I remember that was pretty fun, but like someone said, it's not an actual porno. i'll see about the other ones you guys mentioned. thanks again.

smithja0423

Orgazmo has to be one of the funniest movies ever made *about* porn, but i'd have to say look at some of the retro 70's stuff. When you combine CRAZY bush, natural tits, beehive hair, and overdubbed voices, moans, and screams, it's one hell of a funny thing.

skysooner

Try renting Deep Throat. It actually has a semblance of a plot, and the ending is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen in porno.

juanvaldes

Secret Agent 69!!

newmanator

If you want funny you have to go with a DAVE HARDMAN flick
he is funny shit, you will both laugh =0)

Redlemon

OK, I remember now, we had rented Haunted Nights. Very sad to see these people attempting to be funny. Especially since Ron Jeremy was in a nonsex role, and he actually has a sense of comedic timing; it really emphasized how bad the other "actors" were.

Kulsonv2, please report back to tell us what you rented and how it went over. Perhaps we can suggest good followups.

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Kulsonv2

I think i'm gonna go with edward penishands.. I mean even the title is pretty funny. as for how it goes, well, my gf is away for the rest of the week, so I might not have a reply until next weekend.

Bobaphat

Edward penis hands is some funny stuff.

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Tupperware

It's Alice in Pornoland...and yes...it's damned funny.

ratbastid

Try Sex Trek the Next Penetration. Stupid-funny, not funny-funny.

Ashton

The title?..... have a look at the box

zizdog69

I think any porn with more than 5 words of dialog in it is funny. Some of them are just horoble actors but great in the sack/couch/table/floor/car/etc.

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Redlemon

Ooh, just remembered a good stupid-funny, although I doubt you'll find it around anymore. "Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space", which came out in (let me Google it...) 1988. Contains my favorite bit of dialogue:

(long pause)
Guy: Um, aren't you supposed to say something here?
Girl: I don't think so, let me check.
(girl reaches off camera, grabs script and reading glasses)
Girl: No, I guess we just fuck.

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skippy

My wife and I made a comedy once ... but then she turned out to be the one who was actually making a mockery of me... so now I'll never make another porno again. It was really gross.

To bad about the hamster too.

skippy

thejoker130

try "A Midsummer Nights Cream"
the "BAD FAIRIE!" alone makes it worth watching
that and the cheesy Shakespearean dialogue.

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Elessar

I saw "Fantasex Island" when I was in High School, and my buddies and I couldn't stop laughing. It was a bad parody of Fantasy Island. The little midget (Poo-Poo) was always peeking in the windows watching everyone else screw. Mr Crook would catch him and say "Poo Poo! You Feelthy leetle pervert!"

Hm. Maybe it was only funny to high school boys. At least they tried.

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micah67

redlemon, are you serious?!? That's funny!

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JazzmanAl

A Clockwork Orgy. If you have seen the movie or read the book, it is hilarious.

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Flesh Gordon is pretty funny.

Redlemon

A Clockwork Orgy should receive the award for "porn movie most similar to orignial work". Just replace all the violence with sex, and make the droogs female.

Unfortunately, I ended up with a "hard-R" cut when I watched it rather than the XXX.

And MICAH67, I was completely serious. My roommate and I would use that bit in conversations when there was a lull (changing the last line to something more appropriate to the situation).