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hu-man · 09-09-2003, 05:35 AM

Ok, this is my first thread. I was wondering, how many of you get... inventive... when masturbating? There's a website called jackinweb.com which haves all sorts of different methods and homemade gadgets to give you more, erm... pleasure.
Anyway, sometimes when I'm horny I get creative and I just need something else than my hand (and my girlfriend is not at home) so I come up with different things. I thought it would be funny to share, and to hear other people's (crazy?) (wonderful?) ideas and 'gadgets'
A good one for me have been one of those huge water-bottles that you put opening down into a cooler, and then you can tap nice, cold spring water. At least the ones we have in my country, you can remove this blue and white plastic bit around the edge (after it's empty, of course) and my cock fits that hole perfectly! I then insert a plastic bag down there, so my cum doesn't wind up at the bottom of the bottle. It's a nice fit, and it almost sucks the cum out of me as a really good blowjob - only this thing doesn't stop or spit

I usually lube it with a good amount of spit.
Is that sick? Or am I not the only one?
I have more, I'll continue to contribute as this thread hopefully evolves.
Oh, and of course this goes for girls as well! Let's hear it.

legolas · 09-09-2003, 07:59 AM

lol that is a little sick to me I'll admit. I don't really use objects... the only thing I can think of is I tried this little jackhammer toy once but it wasn't good at all. I stick to body parts.

sigma1042 · 09-09-2003, 10:18 AM

one time, a long time ago i tried the plastic bag wrapped in towel type thing, didn't do anything for me, hand was much better

Holo · 09-09-2003, 11:58 AM

Hand > *.

I used to work at a porn store and got to take quite a few "damaged goods" home, one of them as high priced as $200. None of them could beat my hand. I threw them all away after a use or two.

Dano069 · 09-09-2003, 12:39 PM

When I first started masturbating, I used a lifesize plastic milk bottle. I learned that if I cut the top off and used it like a mouth, it did a great job at sucking me off. Of course, you had to fill it with warm water, but it was still a great way to get off.

G5_Todd · 09-09-2003, 02:01 PM

let me just hope that i never get a cooler bottle that has been at your house

Lebell · 09-09-2003, 02:07 PM

I've got one of those jelly sleeves but truthfully, I rarely use it. My hand just works better.

So far, that's the only thing I've tried.

mule12 · 09-09-2003, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G5_Todd
let me just hope that i never get a cooler bottle that has been at your house

rofl

bermuDa · 09-09-2003, 05:03 PM

i've never used anything other than my hand on my own... or lotion for that matter....

I'm a guy... what else would i need? I always thought of pocket pussies as kinda of pathetic =\ but whatever floats one's boat

fik · 09-09-2003, 05:40 PM

Get the FLESHLIGHT! http://www.fleshlight.com

Trust me this masturbating device is good, better than the real thing, you won't be dissappointed!

MY favorite is the Wonder Wave with the mouth insert.

meff · 09-09-2003, 10:33 PM

Never used anything accept my hand, and I probably won't ever. I prefer my wife's hands, though

Swimalum · 09-10-2003, 08:37 AM

I've never used a toy either, but I have always wondered... I'd like a girl to show me how to user that toy tho.....

Dano069 · 09-10-2003, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G5_Todd
let me just hope that i never get a cooler bottle that has been at your house

No, no, it was a toy bottle. I'm going back 30 years or so. That cream has expired.

meff · 09-10-2003, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dano069
That cream has expired.

Apparently your's hasn't

09-09-2003, 05:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
hu-man The one that got away Location: Over the hill and far away	Masturbation devices Ok, this is my first thread. I was wondering, how many of you get... inventive... when masturbating? There's a website called jackinweb.com which haves all sorts of different methods and homemade gadgets to give you more, erm... pleasure. Anyway, sometimes when I'm horny I get creative and I just need something else than my hand (and my girlfriend is not at home) so I come up with different things. I thought it would be funny to share, and to hear other people's (crazy?) (wonderful?) ideas and 'gadgets' A good one for me have been one of those huge water-bottles that you put opening down into a cooler, and then you can tap nice, cold spring water. At least the ones we have in my country, you can remove this blue and white plastic bit around the edge (after it's empty, of course) and my cock fits that hole perfectly! I then insert a plastic bag down there, so my cum doesn't wind up at the bottom of the bottle. It's a nice fit, and it almost sucks the cum out of me as a really good blowjob - only this thing doesn't stop or spit I usually lube it with a good amount of spit. Is that sick? Or am I not the only one? I have more, I'll continue to contribute as this thread hopefully evolves. Oh, and of course this goes for girls as well! Let's hear it.

09-09-2003, 07:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	lol that is a little sick to me I'll admit. I don't really use objects... the only thing I can think of is I tried this little jackhammer toy once but it wasn't good at all. I stick to body parts. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

09-09-2003, 10:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	one time, a long time ago i tried the plastic bag wrapped in towel type thing, didn't do anything for me, hand was much better __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

09-09-2003, 11:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Holo A Real American	Hand > *. I used to work at a porn store and got to take quite a few "damaged goods" home, one of them as high priced as $200. None of them could beat my hand. I threw them all away after a use or two. __________________ I happen to like the words "fuck", "cock", "pussy", "tits", "cunt", "twat", "shit" and even "bitch". As long as I am not using them to describe you, don't go telling me whether or not I can/should use them...that is, if you want me to continue refraining from using them to describe you. ~Prince

09-09-2003, 12:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dano069 is Nucking Futs! Location: On the edge of sanity	When I first started masturbating, I used a lifesize plastic milk bottle. I learned that if I cut the top off and used it like a mouth, it did a great job at sucking me off. Of course, you had to fill it with warm water, but it was still a great way to get off. __________________ I may look attentive, but I'm taking peeks down your blouse faster than the human eye can follow.

09-09-2003, 02:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	let me just hope that i never get a cooler bottle that has been at your house __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

09-09-2003, 02:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	I've got one of those jelly sleeves but truthfully, I rarely use it. My hand just works better. So far, that's the only thing I've tried. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

09-09-2003, 05:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	i've never used anything other than my hand on my own... or lotion for that matter.... I'm a guy... what else would i need? I always thought of pocket pussies as kinda of pathetic =\ but whatever floats one's boat __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

09-09-2003, 05:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
fik Crazy Location: Tacoma, WA	Get the FLESHLIGHT! http://www.fleshlight.com Trust me this masturbating device is good, better than the real thing, you won't be dissappointed! MY favorite is the Wonder Wave with the mouth insert.

09-09-2003, 10:33 PM	#11 (permalink)
meff Vanishing, like I do.. Location: Austin, TX	Never used anything accept my hand, and I probably won't ever. I prefer my wife's hands, though __________________ Toy-like people make me boy-like.

09-10-2003, 08:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
Swimalum Upright Location: Royal Oak, MI	I've never used a toy either, but I have always wondered... I'd like a girl to show me how to user that toy tho..... __________________ He who leads, but hjas no followers, is just taking a walk.