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Old 08-17-2003, 03:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What the fuck is a .......

ok....I feel like a bit of a tard for asking this.

What the hell is a "blumpy"????

I heard it a couple times on the Chris Isaak show and I have no idea what it is.

You guys heard of it??? :confused
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Old 08-17-2003, 06:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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From the urban dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpy

blumpy
The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

I hope this will help you in your quest.
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Old 08-17-2003, 06:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Never heard of it (never heard of Chris Isaak either). In this situation, I hit Google.

According to "Impolite Werd of the Day" (sic), "The act of giving a blowjob to someone who is having a shit."

I guess I really didn't need to know that.
edit: damn, seconds late
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Old 08-17-2003, 06:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Never had a blumpy, and don't want one either....
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Old 08-17-2003, 07:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ok that is sick and i've been called a pervert on several occasions!!
Thanx...i guess
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Old 08-17-2003, 08:04 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Unless it's real uncomfortable, I can hold off on taking a shit to get a blow job. Besides, the tile flooring would be bad on her knees.
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Old 08-17-2003, 10:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yikes... doesnt sound like something i am going to ask the lady to do heh
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Old 08-17-2003, 10:44 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I thought getting a blowjob while taking a shit was called a blumpkin not a blumpy. Anyhow, i don't care what it's called it's still nasty.
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah Thats friggen nasty!
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Old 08-17-2003, 12:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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ewwwww sick! for both parties involved. <font color="green"><b>SICK!</b></font>
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Old 08-17-2003, 01:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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why, why, GOD TELL ME WHY!
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Old 08-17-2003, 06:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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thats just sick
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Old 08-17-2003, 07:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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all i can say is... i hope that, now you know what it is, you can safely say "ive never gotten one"
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Old 08-17-2003, 09:54 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I've always heard it called a hot karl

doesn't change the fact that it's nasty though
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Old 08-17-2003, 10:39 PM   #16 (permalink)
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you know, for a site whose user base claims to be sexually open to anythi..... aw fuck it, that's messed up.
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:12 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I believe a Hot Karl involves dumping on your partner's face.

Either way, I ain't into dookie sex, in any fashion.
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:23 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I don't think I'd care for a blumpy or a Hot Karl or whatever, but I DO think that Hot Karl is the best name for anything sexual ever.
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:29 AM   #19 (permalink)
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that's pretty gross.
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:45 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Unless it's real uncomfortable, I can hold off on taking a shit to get a blow job. Besides, the tile flooring would be bad on her knees.
Pillows.
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Old 08-18-2003, 12:05 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Pillows.
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Old 08-18-2003, 12:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Pillows.
Knee pads are pretty cheap these days as well.
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Old 08-18-2003, 12:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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ever wish you could just 'un-read' what you'd just read? icky

*not into excretion games*
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Old 08-18-2003, 01:47 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Yummie.
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Old 08-18-2003, 03:57 PM   #25 (permalink)
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First "Felching" and now "Blumpy".

What will I learn next?!?
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Old 08-19-2003, 01:42 PM   #26 (permalink)
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i am not in line for this act.
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Old 08-19-2003, 03:49 PM   #27 (permalink)
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OMG! :S disgusting :S
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Old 08-19-2003, 04:05 PM   #28 (permalink)
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but sometimes, i just want to hide behind mummy and make it all go away.
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Old 08-19-2003, 05:51 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Wait, are you talking about the guy that sings "I don't wanna fall in love?" He has his own TV show?
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Old 08-19-2003, 05:55 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Who wipes ?
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Old 08-19-2003, 06:52 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Who thinks up this shit?
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Old 08-19-2003, 07:59 PM   #32 (permalink)
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why are we all still interested in finding out who "thinks of this shit" (no pun intended i am assuming), and who the hell is going wipe.. lol even though for some reason its always the sick shit that people are most interested in. hehe
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Old 08-19-2003, 08:15 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I'll pass on that one
thanks for the word to my vocab
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Old 08-19-2003, 09:41 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2003, 10:37 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2003, 05:00 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I don't know if I wanted to add that word to my repetoir... Poor, poor, sick people...
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Old 08-20-2003, 05:06 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2003, 08:38 PM   #38 (permalink)
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that is just sick. blowjobs are not to be mixed with fecal excretion.
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Old 08-20-2003, 10:01 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Just makes you wonder who was doing what when they came up with the "Blimpie" brand chain of Sub Shops?
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Old 08-21-2003, 11:41 AM   #40 (permalink)
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oh god please make it STOP!
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