thebiz

I jack off. Alot. And during my considerable time of wacking, I've discovered an interesting trick that I've never seen posted here.

Basically, when i come i squeeze under the head of my wang pretty hard, and nothing comes out. Then I amble up to the toilet, and deposit my buisness.

Hell, i even wake up when i come in wet dreams and can usually manage to grab hold before i let it all go.

I can tell you, not having to clean up -ever- is really nice.

I have no idea how rare or common doing this is. It seems to me other guys just let it fly, while i like to keep my keyboard clean.

I don't know why i decided to post this. For reactions maybe. Maybe to see if anyone else does this. Or maybe i just want to impart some raunchy wisdom.

wario

Sounds dangerous. I mean, sometimes it shoots out with great force. I can't imagine what it'd do to your nuts to contain that pressure. I'd use your trick in moderation if I were you. I'm not trying to scare you, I just worry about my nuts

thebiz

i dunno man... i've been doing it a loooong time and my nuts seem a-ok.

what i really worry about is blood flow. Cause when your holding it, you aint getting any blood to the head.

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Nisses

most body parts can go without blood for several hours before they ever experience any trouble. So that shouldn't be a problem.

(unless you squeeze it for 4 hours straight )

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thebiz

then its smooth sailing for me. have fun being all gunky suckers!!!

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wario

I just aim for the trash can. No need to make a mess. But if holding it in works for you, then more power to ya.

Mephisto2

This has got to be the most "ewww" thread I've seen in ages.

How old are you guys?!!

LOL

Mr Mephisto

platypus

What mess? Isn't that what the curtains are for?

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wario

Don't have curtains. I only have those sharp metal blinds. No way I'm rubbing my member on those. Ow.

Nisses

you don't have to. Just tilt the blinds in a good 45° angle, and yank the cord next to the blinds... No more mess on your member...

No more member either

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slimshaydee

just blow into a damn sock/condom or use tissues to clean up.

lady

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denim

Let's just say it's not a Good Thing. The sock is more sensible, if the OP can't find a woman.

braisler

The technique your describing has been used for centuries (no kidding) as a partial method of birth control. It is referred to as <i>coitus reservatus</i> or retrograde ejaculation, the near cousin, I suppose, of <i>coitus interruptus</i> or pulling out before you ejaculate. To properly use this technique, you should grasp your penis at or near the base (not the tip, I'll explain why in a moment) compressing the urethra until closed. The ejaculate does not get held in the testicles, but rather is pushed forward until the constriction made by your fingers. When the ejaculate is stopped by this constriction, it flows backward... into your bladder. Hence the reference to this as retrograde ejaculation. It is perfectly safe for you to do this. The ejaculate, just as your urine, should be perfectly sterile. </br>
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Which brings me to the issue of why you should compress lower on your penis than the head. While your ejaculate and your urine are both sterile (unless you have a very serious infection), the surface of your skin is definitely not sterile. In fact, your skin is covered with bacteria all of the time. Some of this bacteria will find its way into the end of your urethra at the tip of your penis. Urinating or ejaculating will push this bacteria outward where it can cause no harm. Praticing retrograde ejaculation and holding your penis near the tip to stop the flow can cause the ejaculate to mix with the skin surface bacteria before being forced back to the bladder... <b>Bad News!</b> you've got a bladder infection. You may have known a chick with a bladder infection. Women are more susceptible due to a shorter urethral distance from the surface to the bladder. Ask around. It is no fun. </br>
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So with all of this trouble and bother, why would anyone practice retrograde ejaculation. Well, as I mentioned earlier, people have used it for centuries. Primarily, weathly and educated people, as a method of birth control. Have you ever wondered why kings and nobles of old had many, many concubines, but not very many bastard children. Well, the truth is they probably had more bastards than they readily admitted, but they reduced there chances by practicing this technique. There are records of court sages advising kings of this technique and <i>coitus interruptus</i> as a primitive means of birth control. Now, I wouldn't recommend these techniques for birth control today when there are other more user friendly and effective methods available, but keep in mind that they were <b>IT</b> back in the day. </br>
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Ok, so I'm no medieval king and likely neither are you. Why should you care about this? I can give you a couple of really compelling reasons. They both revolve around control. Suppose you are with a woman who loves to give head, but doesn't love the taste of what comes out after. Show her that you can cum without any ejaculate coming out and she'll likely keep going until the last buck of your orgasm without a drop even getting in her mouth. Show her how to hold it and she can control whether or not you are going to shoot off. Some chicks really like the feeling of control this gives them. It also works as a great practice tool. Say your woman wants to try to take a little ejaculate in her mouth, but doesn't want the full load. You (or her) can control just how much comes out by varying the pressure at the base of your penis. By using this technique she can feel very comfortable working up to taking every last drop. And gentlemen, this is something that you want your woman to feel very comfortable about. </br>
<br> Fantastic oral sex not enough motivation for you? Well, there is more. Retrograde ejaculation can be used with practice to produce multiple orgasms for men. Believe it! Just follow these simple guidelines: Remove the source of stimulation (ie. pulling out of mouth or vagina, or stop stroking) after the point of no return, but before ejaculation, and use the retrograde ejaculation technique to keep your stuff in. After your first orgasm is COMPLETE and I mean finished you can begin stimulation again and orgasm all over again sometimes as quick as 15 seconds later, sometimes longer depending on the intensity of stimulation and how long you want to last. It will take some practice to get this right, so get to it. I am not saying that this technique will work for everyone who tries it, but it is worth a shot (sorry, I had to). My personal experience has enabled me to reach three orgasms one after another when going solo and to reach two consecutive with a partner. </br>
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More advanced versions of this technique involve dedicated control of the urinary sphincter muscles to do the work of holding closed for you. I personally haven't reached this stage yet, but I would like to be able to. At this stage you would be able to do the trick hands free, opening all sorts of experiences. Best of luck trying out the technique on your own.</br>
<br>Share it with someone you love... or don't! Now it is your choice.</br>

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johnnymysto

Braisler, you sir are a scholar. I've never seen so much written on a topic. You even included applications! Good show.

I have employed this technique, but always at the head. I'll have to give it a try at the base. This does seem easier than holding the tip of my willy and trying not to pinch it off.

But, for a fully pleasing wank session, I just let it fly.

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Cynthetiq

wow... gotta take some notes

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platypus

Thanks Braisler. This is completely new to me. Definitely interested in the oral application.

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sbscout

gets out the notebook and begins writing...

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parlorforsvin

That was... Detailed

thebiz

heh. i'm jackin like a king here.

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shred_head

It just doesn't seem healthy to hold in what desperately wants to come out, I'd think it could cause some problems, but I don't really know.

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obelix

i may have to put some of those tips to the test! thanks for the info braisler

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sipsake

Just remember...

If you don't squeeze hard enough, you'll just increase the pressure and someone could loose an eye.

Play safe.

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jizzmasterp

I can hold it in hands free(with great concentration) and as a result I can get a very long, monster orgasm. Haven't tried to have multiples though but I will now.
EDIT: Just tried and had multiples, didn't need the whole fifteen seconds =).

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Daval

i've been using this technique for years - this is our primary method of birth control - and keeps me from making a mess all over.

the being able to perform again right away is correct as well.

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absorbentishe

I learned about this on Bob and Tom, my wife loves to do this to me. Although, I had done this in HS when not wanting a mess, I just never thought anything about it then.

Penguin

i think i have done this a couple of times before to prevent a wet dream, but i've been half asleep at the time. was no mess though. do you sort of...tense up your whole gut?

also has anybody seen the movie "Go!"? Was a few years ago but i think they talk about this technique aswell.

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motdakasha

Yes. Retrograde ejaculation was mentioned in the movie, "Go."

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