a very cool article on the matter -- ive never been to one before, but after reading this, it doesnt sound so appealing

http://www.zeek.net/jay.shtml

Yep.

The strip bar or two i have been to in the states were DUMPS. Very limited action. Topless only for some god knows why reason, like you can't serve alcohol AND be totally nekid.

Not here boy....

Full nudity, beautiful model like women, lap dances where your mileage definitely varies.

www.terb.ca

click on review board

click on toronto strip clubs.

I only ever went to one once, a friend and I were blind drunk in an unfamiliar city, no success at the normal clubs so we decided to give it a go. It sucked. The girls were so fake, one of the least satisfying experiences I've had...

i dont go, its like a hershey bar right in front of you and you cant eat it

Vancouver, British Columbia. It may be a bit out of the way (Especially if you live in Florida or something) but it's the best I've ever found.

*takes notes*

I'm taking my friend to one for his bachelor party. :Evil:

yeah, boobies are great. All different shapes and sizes of'em....fake, real....it's all there. Strip clubs, i always found, were more about hanging and drinking with guys more than they were about trying to get all hot and bothered.

I had some good experieces in my dad but i dont go to much anymore.

WHiskey GO-Go is a good one in Ontario, Outside of TO.....as well as the Brass Rail in TO, on younge st.

I have been to many great 1's...

1 of them used to have the girls come right off the stage and straddle your face. sat right on my shoulders cratch to my nose ;)

I went to the "famous" Zanibar on Yonge Street. There's a stripper there named Ophelia. She's got her nipples and her clit peirced. So no touching her boobs. Guess you could take this as a warning or whaterver.

well ive been to a couple strip joints there not exactly what i expected though and the smell is horrible.

Its a place to enjoy some titties in your face. Unfortunately, the only good one Ive ever been to was in San Diego and that is a seven hour drive from where Im at. Ive been to a few others and was less than impressed. But, it was a night out with friends and some titties.

Strip club cover: $20
Drink: $7
Tips for strippers: $75
Going on a date with a girl that might actually like you, and isn't just there to tease you: Less then a stip club.

Time for you to come up for a visit to Vancouver.
No cover charge, beer are about 6 bucks CDN (less than $4 US)and no one here tips the dancers (I guess you could if you wanted to) and they always remove the G-string.

there are a few ´classy´ strip clubs in Sydney.
i´ve been to them all, and they are (after a while) boring and expensive.

there are also a few seedy strip bars in Sydney, and since i´m not a teenager anymore, and they are even worse.

the best time club experience was when i had to take photos for a colleagues story. everything free.

oh and the time i was pulled up on stage and whipped was pretty funny as well.

but seriously, strip clubs area only good when you´re pissed...

Is it true that in the USA, the entertainers in strip clubs cannot get completely nude? I've heard this and was just curious, 'cause I know several popular strip joints in my city here in Canada where, yeah, they strip down to nuthin' for all to see... What kind of reasoning do the lawmakers in the USA have that the great Cannuks do not? Although I guess is doesn't really matter since I don't goto the strip clubs, except to visit friends and former co-workers, 'cause I just don't find it terribly entertaining.

in the US the laws differ from state to state
it often is in connection to do with the serving of alcohol as well

in PA and NJ we can have completely nude dancers, but only if there is no alcohol in the club, they can have juicebars or figure a way around it like putting the bar outside the main stripping area
the club i go to near penn state gives you all you can drink beer on the "beer patio" which is like a framed in porch

other wise they can go topless

I remember reading about some place that got around the restrictions by having the dancers "shower" on stage. They aren't dancing, they're just taking a shower see? They eventualy got busted anyway. If I remember right, the local law busted them for health violations re: the showers. One inventive turn deserves another! :)

On my birthday, my wife took me to the strip club with a few friends of mine. She threw dollars across the runway to me for put in other women's underwear. I was wearing a marching band hat purchased as a birthday present. The strippers, while sticking their boobs in my face, asked me why I was wearing that hat. I would look them in the eye with a huge grin and tell them "I'm the Captain!".

I married a queen.