strip bars
 

has anyone been to a good one?

i was at one last night but found it incredibly boring - the girls just looked fed up ... after my free beer i left. maybe someone has anyone had better experience?:hmm:

I went to one with a bunch of my coworkers when I was interning in college. The place itself didn't look so great, but the girls were hot! (We had been drinking at a company-paid open bar for three hours...so maybe that had something to do with it. lol) Anyway, my buddies find out that this is my first time at a strip club! So they start buying me lapdances :D

All told I think I had about 16 lapdances that night. Definitely a great trip.

Been to several, all but a couple were in Atlanta - and 95% of the ones I've been to in Atlanta were for work, actually. (I was writing a story about the city's strip club industry. I actually got to expense a lap dance. Still one of the proudest moments of my career! :)) They're pretty boring places for the most part.

The only time I've found them the least bit erotic was after a dozen or so beers and a lap dance by a real hottie that someone else paid for.

I had a great time a few months back. I went into a club and to my suprise, a girl that I work with (normal 9 to 5 job)was work there. She has a really good body, and I got her to dance for me.... hehehehe..

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Dude, then you need to go to Amsterdam! Not only strip, but live sex;)

Going to a Strip Club to me is like going to a restaurant and being told you can't eat.

Besides that, the women don't really dig you. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.

The most interesting experience I had at a strip club was in Dallas. I was there, thinking like mrquackers, and looking grumpy.

A few of the girls, at different times, went out of their way to ask if I was having a good time. I wasn't, but it wasn't their fault that they wouldn't fuck me.

I've only been to a strip club once, and well... I've just never been impressed with the idea. Some girl rubbing herself up against me at the expense of someone else, and generally with no actual interest in me, and that's the best part. Some of my friends are obsessed, and dump quite a bit of money when they go, but I just don't see the point.

Instead, I found out which bars the strippers go to on Sunday nights. Go there, by them a couple rounds, and then next thing you know they're grinding on you and are actually showing a little interest, and sometimes if you're smoother than the next guy you get a free show after the bar closes. Then, I start thinking about how many other guys they do the same thing with every weekend, and well I ruin it for myself, leave it to me to mentally fuck a perfectly good thing up.

I dont want to pay to be sexually frustrated :/

A good strip club?

That's an oxymoron.

never been to a strip club, and never had any desire to go to one. I'm not opposed to going, just never saw a reason.

I've always wanted to go to one but my boyfriend doesn't want to take me... I don't understand why he doesn't want to go see naked girls.....

never have enjoyed them...

don't even think about going to one nowadays...

a couple of times....
 

I've been a to a couple. Not all they are "cracked" up to be, but still fun. Especially when the wife is waiting at home......

My husband described it in a way that I found very easy to understand:

Imagine being tied to a chair while someone holds a piece of chocolate just out of reach of your mouth. You can smell it, see it and occasionally feel it brush against your lips but not actually taste it. After three minutes of this, you now have to pay someone $10.

There are a few place near my job that are pretty good. The girls are very friendly and a few of them have even met us out at normal clubs before. that is the only thing that makes it worth going back, and spending too much money.

My first experience at a stripclub was with my bf and a male friend. Basically, we each had cards for free lap dances, with this stupid stipulation that you had to ask for them at the door = no lap dances for any of us poor bastards. The dancing was hot (I am bi, so ya), but none of us were impressed with the snotty attitude from all the strippers, just because we weren't buying. Obviously, they want to make money.

My second experience was at a far lower class one, with a slew of male friends, my bf, and a chic friend. The girls weren't as hot (tho there were definately a few really nice looking ones), but one of my friends kept putting down money for me, so I got a lot of breasts in my face. I can't say I enjoy having them smushed and jiggled on my face...just sorta lame (you can see that the sleazier the place, the further the more touchy feely they allow). However, you could also easily tell the bicurious strippers from the not so interested ones...rather than grimace and rub their boobs in my face, they would play fun games with the dollar bill and my mouth. ^_~

Clearly I'm getting long winded, but to make a long story short, the strippers convinced my chic friend and I to get on stage and strip with them, which we did, enjoyed, got down with the strippers in front of all my guyfriends, and the strippers gave us all the money (sweet!).

It is more fun if you go with a group of people the girls see a chance to make more money and put on a better show

I heard if you say you're a virgin you'll have a good time...

I went with a group of friends just this past weekend. First time I'd been to one since I turned 18 (23 now). We all had a pretty good time. It was a lot like hanging out with my buddies everywhere else except there was an added bonus of naked girls hanging around.

If you just go to have a good time and not to get your rocks off, it's a lot of fun. If you go there with your mind set on getting some real action, it's a frustrating couple of hours.

Strip Clubs are cool..beer is Expensive though.

Is it true down in the states the girls only go topless? or is that only in certain states...Cause if that's true...then that really sucks.

I have seen some pretty wild stuff in strip clubs, One of my buddy's is a doorman at one of the clubs...Whenever I go I get hooked up with the best girls in the club...I mean hooked up with the hottest and best dancers for lapdances.

I have been up on stage once before, And I am telling you...This chick was insane Hot, And She had her pussy right at my face if I stuck my tongue out..I would have been licking it.

I have had a couple strippers who let me touch them anywhere except there pussy...That was pretty good...Rules are usually no touching at all, But i guess some strippers like to bend the rules.

Shit..The first lap dance I ever had she kissed me on the lips and a couple seconds of her playing tossil tag after the song was finished

At that time I thought strip clubs were the best thing since sliced bread.

No shitting you..And I am still slapping myself in the face for not doing it...My buddy he was telling me that i should come down to the club and check out this new girl that is dancing there, So i was like ya alright.

We get there and he points her out to me...I was like Daaamn, So My buddy buy's me a lapdance from her (20 Bucks a song) the first song i was like Shaawing...Then after the song was finished we sat and had a smoke together and just talked...Then she said that she would give me a free dance...I wasn't gonna refuse.

Later on in the night she asked me & my buddy if we wanted to go to a party with her & a bunch of her Girlfriends...I was already wasted, and my buddy was my ride for the night...He didn't want to go and I had no other way to get to that party and no way home...I was like FUCK.

I haven't been in awhile to the club..But i have had some pretty good nights in that club.

I've been to some. really nice ones with great girls and stuff.
but it's not for me. actually i think it sucks. waste of money. you leave that place still miserable and horny just like you were before you got there, except a few hundred dollars poorer.
the main thing that really bothers me about those places is that they are fake. of course the dancers are gonna be nice to you....but that's cuz all they want is your money. they aren't interested in you.
to some people that's not an issue, but to me it is.




edit: speeeelin

You mean the girls don't really want me???? Damn what an ego buster ;)

I have been to many clubs around the country. Some high class and some low class. The one thing they all have in common is the product that they sell - naked girls. The only variables are price, quality and quantity.

I've only been to a few "jamborees" in Canada, but they were pretty fun. They're basically Saturday afternoons where a crummy bar that has a crummy stage hires strippers to come in and dance. At the best of the ones I went to, our table was pushed right up against the stage, the drinks were only $2.50 CAD, nobody ever tipped because the bar was paying for the girls anyway, and we'd lay out a selection of chocolates on our table as stripper bait. We'd get them laying down, eating chocolates, telling us about what they were going to do that weekend, etc.

The trick is this: you must realize that it's not a sex club. It's a bar. The cool thing is that it's a bar with naked women. You MUST realize that the only reason they're there is that they're probably cheaper than a slew of big screen TVs.

I've been exactly twice in my life and both times were less than satisfactory.

As some have said, why pay to be sexually frustrated?

Also, part of what sexually excites me is knowing my partner is getting turned on. That is NOT what you get at a strip club. The girls have one goal: to separate you from your money as quickly as possible.

Call me a prude, but that doesn't turn me on.

I agree why go to get sexually frustrated. I can go home and get that for free. ;)

Toronto has the best strip clubs on the continent. There is no question about it especially the ones in REXDALE and the ones in the downtown area.

The expert

I have a cousin who was making $100k a year stripping 3 nights a week. Through her, I got to see what it was all about. It is just entertainment. A majority of the girls who do this do not come out unscarred emotionaly. Some do, but it is usually the exception. If you approach it in that way, strip clubs aren't all that disappointing. You just have to go into it with the mindset that you might get a dance or two, enjoy the scenery and don't take it seriously. I don't really go to them anymore. I would rather hang out at a club. There is one real truth. The sleazier the place, the better the action usually. There was one club in Texas that I went to a couple of times before I was married where there were only 3 or 4 girls and maybe 20 customers. After hanging out there most of the night, one of the girls asked if I wanted to go to breakfast with her and her friend. We went to breakfast. The next night I went in the club, and this girl would give me free table dances when she wasn't working elsewhere. We ended up having sex the rest of the night after she got off work (in her words, she was horny after taking Ecstacy). We went out a few more times after that. Great sex but bad emotional problems.

From what I understand, here in the States, most places you've gotta keep the bottoms on if alcohol is being served. Then there are "Juice bars" where the girls can get bare assed naked.

My friends swear by the clubs up in Montreal. Apparently anything goes.

I've never been...

I've heard women get all uppity about how degrading strip clubs are too them, but I'll tell ya the guys are the ones being degraded. The girls and the club owners know that if they make your dick hard your oxygen depreived brain will just start handing out the twenties. I can understand paying a cover charge, I can understand paying for the lap dances, but other than to rob you when you're weak, how on earth can they justify $10 (or more) for bottled water?

I'm 26 and I've never been to neither a rock concert or a strip joint. I have not lived, obviously.

And now, I'm married, so that's all over now.

Its not normal for a guy not to go to a strip club, at least once.

The clubs in Montreal are great, basically because they take you to a back room and offer you a menu, from lap dance to sex and anything inbetween.

Oh yeah, and the US$ is stronger than the CA$. So a $80CA Blowjob is really only like $50US.

Yes the chicks are Penthouse quality with french accents!

I'd feel weird about that. How many cocks would they have sucked before me? Exotic itch, here we come...

I'd go to a Montreal stripclub, but for this simple fact:

I hate the Quebecoise.

Nah. That's only certain states. In Georgia, at least, it's full nudity, which is really nice during the lap dance.

If you're in New Orleans, check out Visions. It isn't in the heart of the Big Easy (about a 10 minute drive), but it's the best I've EVER been to. Girls are top-notch, drinks are semi-cheap, and the lunch special is great. Can't ask for more.

Can anyone explain to me what's so good about strip clubs?

Maybe it's just me, but to me it's like rubbing food in a homeless mans face and not giving him any to eat or like showing off how rich you are and not giving any money to him . . . Just too cruel.

Boobs? And the fact that they aren't your wife's is even better.

The strip bars in Canada tend to be more of a beer drinking place with the added bonus of having girls take their clothes off. Nothing like catching a couple of shows, a beer or two and a cheap burger for lunch.

The clubs down in the States tended to be more about the sex rather than the beer, if they server beer at all. I won't waste my money down there anymore.
At least that's what I noticed.

a very cool article on the matter -- ive never been to one before, but after reading this, it doesnt sound so appealing

http://www.zeek.net/jay.shtml

Yep.

The strip bar or two i have been to in the states were DUMPS. Very limited action. Topless only for some god knows why reason, like you can't serve alcohol AND be totally nekid.

Not here boy....

Full nudity, beautiful model like women, lap dances where your mileage definitely varies.

www.terb.ca

click on review board

click on toronto strip clubs.

I only ever went to one once, a friend and I were blind drunk in an unfamiliar city, no success at the normal clubs so we decided to give it a go. It sucked. The girls were so fake, one of the least satisfying experiences I've had...

i dont go, its like a hershey bar right in front of you and you cant eat it

Vancouver, British Columbia. It may be a bit out of the way (Especially if you live in Florida or something) but it's the best I've ever found.

*takes notes*

I'm taking my friend to one for his bachelor party. :Evil:

yeah, boobies are great. All different shapes and sizes of'em....fake, real....it's all there. Strip clubs, i always found, were more about hanging and drinking with guys more than they were about trying to get all hot and bothered.

I had some good experieces in my dad but i dont go to much anymore.

WHiskey GO-Go is a good one in Ontario, Outside of TO.....as well as the Brass Rail in TO, on younge st.

I have been to many great 1's...

1 of them used to have the girls come right off the stage and straddle your face. sat right on my shoulders cratch to my nose ;)

I went to the "famous" Zanibar on Yonge Street. There's a stripper there named Ophelia. She's got her nipples and her clit peirced. So no touching her boobs. Guess you could take this as a warning or whaterver.

well ive been to a couple strip joints there not exactly what i expected though and the smell is horrible.

Its a place to enjoy some titties in your face. Unfortunately, the only good one Ive ever been to was in San Diego and that is a seven hour drive from where Im at. Ive been to a few others and was less than impressed. But, it was a night out with friends and some titties.

Strip club cover: $20
Drink: $7
Tips for strippers: $75
Going on a date with a girl that might actually like you, and isn't just there to tease you: Less then a stip club.

Time for you to come up for a visit to Vancouver.
No cover charge, beer are about 6 bucks CDN (less than $4 US)and no one here tips the dancers (I guess you could if you wanted to) and they always remove the G-string.

there are a few ´classy´ strip clubs in Sydney.
i´ve been to them all, and they are (after a while) boring and expensive.

there are also a few seedy strip bars in Sydney, and since i´m not a teenager anymore, and they are even worse.

the best time club experience was when i had to take photos for a colleagues story. everything free.

oh and the time i was pulled up on stage and whipped was pretty funny as well.

but seriously, strip clubs area only good when you´re pissed...

Is it true that in the USA, the entertainers in strip clubs cannot get completely nude? I've heard this and was just curious, 'cause I know several popular strip joints in my city here in Canada where, yeah, they strip down to nuthin' for all to see... What kind of reasoning do the lawmakers in the USA have that the great Cannuks do not? Although I guess is doesn't really matter since I don't goto the strip clubs, except to visit friends and former co-workers, 'cause I just don't find it terribly entertaining.

in the US the laws differ from state to state
it often is in connection to do with the serving of alcohol as well

in PA and NJ we can have completely nude dancers, but only if there is no alcohol in the club, they can have juicebars or figure a way around it like putting the bar outside the main stripping area
the club i go to near penn state gives you all you can drink beer on the "beer patio" which is like a framed in porch

other wise they can go topless

I remember reading about some place that got around the restrictions by having the dancers "shower" on stage. They aren't dancing, they're just taking a shower see? They eventualy got busted anyway. If I remember right, the local law busted them for health violations re: the showers. One inventive turn deserves another! :)

On my birthday, my wife took me to the strip club with a few friends of mine. She threw dollars across the runway to me for put in other women's underwear. I was wearing a marching band hat purchased as a birthday present. The strippers, while sticking their boobs in my face, asked me why I was wearing that hat. I would look them in the eye with a huge grin and tell them "I'm the Captain!".

I married a queen.