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Pennington · 07-25-2003, 07:43 AM

Everyone know when, where and how they had sex for the first time. What I want to know is the other important first of your life: masterbation. When was the first time you spanked the monky, licked the lizard, choked the pope or any other colorful euphemisms for masterbation?

Pellaz · 07-25-2003, 08:22 AM

I can't remember for sure how old I was...older than 9 and younger than 13, I think...And I can thanks Steve Perry, and his novel Conan the Formidable lol. Giantesses and cat women oh my.

lurkette · 07-25-2003, 08:43 AM

God, as early as I can remember. I remember 5th grade sex ed class, when they talked about masturbation and I thought "so THAT'S what I've been doing."

micah67 · 07-25-2003, 09:04 AM

Strangely, my first time was AFTER I lost my virginity (at age 17). Before then I realized it felt good but didn't understand how good it could get. Now that I understood the big payoff, I had to have more of that. The next five years I spent making up for lost time.

Sleepyjack · 07-25-2003, 09:07 AM

i think i consciously did it when i was about 11.

Kadath · 07-25-2003, 10:11 AM

Watching scrambled porn at about 12 years old. Came as kind of a surprise, too.

Exsai · 07-25-2003, 10:15 AM

porn at 11

JStrider · 07-25-2003, 10:19 AM

long as i can remember... and i dont remember when the first time ever was... but i remember doing it in early elementry...

Jim Kata · 07-25-2003, 11:16 AM

HAHA, my first time was when I was about 11 or 12. The crazy thing is, I was drawing a map for a history project, and no one was home. Next thing I know, I'm jerking it. I remember nothing came out when I "came". About a year later of doing this constantly I finally had some semen come out. I walked tall at school the next day.

I got a B- on the map.

denim · 07-25-2003, 12:00 PM

20 Jan 1978

twotimesadingo · 07-25-2003, 12:20 PM

Marked it on your calendar, eh denim?

Probably 12, watching a porn called "Mummy Dearest" that I swiped from my friend's dad.
Ahh, memories...

*cue music*

bluearmy · 07-25-2003, 12:41 PM

I was about 11-12 and doing my home-work, but having a play at the same time when I shot my bolt; dont think I have stopped since.

World's King · 07-25-2003, 12:56 PM

I was 13. I remember making the "jerking" hand motion in the air to make sure I got it righ then I wrapped my litttle hand around my little cock and had at it like monkey.

wally · 07-25-2003, 01:00 PM

I was actually a later starter. Don't remember my exact age, but I do believe I was 15 or so.

Ace_O_Spades · 07-25-2003, 01:12 PM

i think i was around 11 or 12... i used my good ol imagination

Stiltzkin · 07-25-2003, 01:34 PM

My story is too retarded. I didn't even know what masturbation was at the time. Hmm... anyways, long story short, I was about 11, in the shower

YourNeverThere · 07-25-2003, 02:24 PM

im with wally, i didnt do it for a long time, about 15, i didnt do it becuase people made fun of it all the time, like jokes and shit? and i always though, haha im the only one who can really make jokes about it, then i thought..."what the hell am i doing? im an idiot" and have been making up for lost time sinse then

Leviathan[NCV] · 07-25-2003, 02:43 PM

12, found some dirty magazines, good times.

And I can *still* read!

Leviathan

slimshaydee · 07-25-2003, 05:09 PM

the first time i flogged my log was when i was about 7 or something...first time i came though i was prolly 14

Janie · 07-25-2003, 08:38 PM

six. my sister walked in on me

no, it didn't scar me for life

hobo · 07-25-2003, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurkette
God, as early as I can remember. I remember 5th grade sex ed class, when they talked about masturbation and I thought "so THAT'S what I've been doing."

That is exactly what I thought. I thought that I had invented something new before my first sex ed class. After that, I felt a bit stupid for thinking that I was the first guy to come up with it.

numberfive · 07-25-2003, 09:29 PM

Around 10-11. Watched porn for a while before that but never did anything about it, then I found a book at my grandma's house about pleasing women. That book changed my life forever.

MSD · 07-25-2003, 10:17 PM

I dragged teh old 14" TV up to my room when I was 12. The next month they had a special deal for a free second cable hookup. I had Cinemax. later that week, I started closing my door when I "went to sleep."

tenchi069 · 07-25-2003, 10:21 PM

I was 8 or 9. Don't remember exactly when.

anti fishstick · 07-25-2003, 10:28 PM

i was 8. playing down there tickled. and felt good. of course i didn't know what it was... and then my mom caught me and told me it was bad so i stopped... until i was 16. haha thanks to these other message board i used to post on who had a sex forum ;P

hotzot · 07-25-2003, 10:28 PM

wet dream at 14.

Infinite Hybrid · 07-25-2003, 10:34 PM

Wow, I guess I was a late bloomer, my first time at masterbation wasn't until I was 15. I mean I've seen porn before then, I just didn't attempt (and eventually succeed) at orgasm until then.

aussieperve · 07-25-2003, 11:07 PM

About 12yrs old i think it was someything a read about or saw but i thiught that i must try that , well after a while i thought that chickens were flying out of my arse ,, man what a feeling since then it has been atleast 2 times every day

guthmund · 07-25-2003, 11:24 PM

I'd have to say around 14.....came back from summer vacation and noticed all the girls with their brand new boobs.

It was a very uncomfortable day at school.

oblar · 07-26-2003, 12:19 AM

15 here.. I guess I was a late starter compared to most here.

Corneo · 07-26-2003, 12:34 AM

14. I was just doing it and it felt better and better. Then splat I was shocked like hell.

KWSN · 07-26-2003, 02:01 AM

weellllll

I was a bigtime wanker between ages 12-13... I had one of my friends get his brother's nudie mags. The thing is, I only came for the first time when I was 14. They pretty much didn't teach us any sex-ed worth hearing back then, so when it happened I was all "WTF! That's not supposed to happen when you masturbate! That's only supposed to happen when you have sex!"

Dumbass health teachers...

wiseguy1100 · 07-26-2003, 10:26 AM

probably around 11 or 12 when i stumbled across some nudie mags...

ssander9 · 07-26-2003, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aussieperve
About 12yrs old i think it was someything a read about or saw but i thiught that i must try that , well after a while i thought that chickens were flying out of my arse ,, man what a feeling since then it has been atleast 2 times every day

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day "i thought that chickens were flying out of my arse"

Not making fun of you, I just got a good laugh out of the way you described it.

Think I was around 13 first time

happy_joy · 07-30-2003, 04:07 PM

i cant even remember how old i was, been doin it for longer than i can remember.

Jack Ruby · 07-30-2003, 04:27 PM

Probably at about 5 or 6 years old. That makes for 13 solid years of masturbation - whheeeee !

night_train09 · 07-30-2003, 06:52 PM

12 or 13, playing around down there, started to feel good, kept doing it.. the rest, they say, is history

johnnymysto · 07-31-2003, 11:00 AM

I was 12, looking at a sexy picture of Kathleen Turner with major cleavage showing. I was humping some pillows, and I thought I had peed all over the floor. But, nothing was there!! But I knew what had happened (or what was SUPPOSED to have happened), and it's only gotten better since then.

mrboo · 08-01-2003, 08:40 AM

I got a deck of cards with girls in bikinis on them when I was about 11 maybe 12. I got them from a friend at school, and I carried them with me ALWAYS. Whenever I could get to the bathroom uninterrupted, out would come the cards and my pecker.

guy2003 · 08-01-2003, 08:45 AM

Probly 9 or 10 I just rember accedently rubing it and thinking man that feels good wasn't aware I was masturbating till sometime later though.

07-25-2003, 07:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	Your "other" first time Everyone know when, where and how they had sex for the first time. What I want to know is the other important first of your life: masterbation. When was the first time you spanked the monky, licked the lizard, choked the pope or any other colorful euphemisms for masterbation? Last edited by Pennington; 08-18-2003 at 01:27 PM..

07-25-2003, 08:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pellaz Addict Location: Texas	I can't remember for sure how old I was...older than 9 and younger than 13, I think...And I can thanks Steve Perry, and his novel Conan the Formidable lol. Giantesses and cat women oh my. __________________ " ' Big Mouth. Remember it took three of you to kill me. A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

07-25-2003, 08:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	God, as early as I can remember. I remember 5th grade sex ed class, when they talked about masturbation and I thought "so THAT'S what I've been doing." __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

07-25-2003, 09:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	Strangely, my first time was AFTER I lost my virginity (at age 17). Before then I realized it felt good but didn't understand how good it could get. Now that I understood the big payoff, I had to have more of that. The next five years I spent making up for lost time. __________________ ~micah

07-25-2003, 10:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Watching scrambled porn at about 12 years old. Came as kind of a surprise, too. __________________ it's quiet in here

07-25-2003, 09:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	i think i consciously did it when i was about 11.

07-25-2003, 10:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
Exsai Upright	porn at 11

07-25-2003, 10:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	long as i can remember... and i dont remember when the first time ever was... but i remember doing it in early elementry... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

07-25-2003, 11:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	HAHA, my first time was when I was about 11 or 12. The crazy thing is, I was drawing a map for a history project, and no one was home. Next thing I know, I'm jerking it. I remember nothing came out when I "came". About a year later of doing this constantly I finally had some semen come out. I walked tall at school the next day. I got a B- on the map.

07-25-2003, 12:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	20 Jan 1978

07-25-2003, 12:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	Marked it on your calendar, eh denim? Probably 12, watching a porn called "Mummy Dearest" that I swiped from my friend's dad. Ahh, memories... cue music __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle

07-25-2003, 12:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	I was about 11-12 and doing my home-work, but having a play at the same time when I shot my bolt; dont think I have stopped since.

07-25-2003, 12:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I was 13. I remember making the "jerking" hand motion in the air to make sure I got it righ then I wrapped my litttle hand around my little cock and had at it like monkey. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

07-25-2003, 01:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
wally Crazy	I was actually a later starter. Don't remember my exact age, but I do believe I was 15 or so.

07-25-2003, 01:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	i think i was around 11 or 12... i used my good ol imagination __________________ Feh.

07-25-2003, 10:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	I was 8 or 9. Don't remember exactly when.

07-25-2003, 10:28 PM	#26 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	wet dream at 14. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

07-25-2003, 01:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	My story is too retarded. I didn't even know what masturbation was at the time. Hmm... anyways, long story short, I was about 11, in the shower __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-25-2003, 02:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	im with wally, i didnt do it for a long time, about 15, i didnt do it becuase people made fun of it all the time, like jokes and shit? and i always though, haha im the only one who can really make jokes about it, then i thought..."what the hell am i doing? im an idiot" and have been making up for lost time sinse then __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-25-2003, 02:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
Leviathan[NCV] Well... Location: afk	12, found some dirty magazines, good times. And I can still read! Leviathan

07-25-2003, 05:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	the first time i flogged my log was when i was about 7 or something...first time i came though i was prolly 14

07-25-2003, 08:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
Janie Insane Location: Greater Vancouver	six. my sister walked in on me no, it didn't scar me for life __________________ cheers to the motherland

07-25-2003, 09:29 PM	#22 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Around 10-11. Watched porn for a while before that but never did anything about it, then I found a book at my grandma's house about pleasing women. That book changed my life forever. __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

07-25-2003, 10:17 PM	#23 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I dragged teh old 14" TV up to my room when I was 12. The next month they had a special deal for a free second cable hookup. I had Cinemax. later that week, I started closing my door when I "went to sleep."

07-25-2003, 10:28 PM	#25 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	i was 8. playing down there tickled. and felt good. of course i didn't know what it was... and then my mom caught me and told me it was bad so i stopped... until i was 16. haha thanks to these other message board i used to post on who had a sex forum ;P __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

07-25-2003, 10:34 PM	#27 (permalink)
Infinite Hybrid Crazy	Wow, I guess I was a late bloomer, my first time at masterbation wasn't until I was 15. I mean I've seen porn before then, I just didn't attempt (and eventually succeed) at orgasm until then. __________________ paramedics fell into the wound like a rehired scab at a barehanded plant an anesthetic penance beneath the hail of contraband

07-25-2003, 11:07 PM	#28 (permalink)
aussieperve Upright Location: Newcastle Australia	About 12yrs old i think it was someything a read about or saw but i thiught that i must try that , well after a while i thought that chickens were flying out of my arse ,, man what a feeling since then it has been atleast 2 times every day __________________ Good Girls Go To Heaven Bad Girls Go Everwhere

07-25-2003, 11:24 PM	#29 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	I'd have to say around 14.....came back from summer vacation and noticed all the girls with their brand new boobs. It was a very uncomfortable day at school. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

07-26-2003, 12:19 AM	#30 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	15 here.. I guess I was a late starter compared to most here. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-26-2003, 12:34 AM	#31 (permalink)
Corneo Insane	14. I was just doing it and it felt better and better. Then splat I was shocked like hell.

07-26-2003, 02:01 AM	#32 (permalink)
KWSN green	weellllll I was a bigtime wanker between ages 12-13... I had one of my friends get his brother's nudie mags. The thing is, I only came for the first time when I was 14. They pretty much didn't teach us any sex-ed worth hearing back then, so when it happened I was all "WTF! That's not supposed to happen when you masturbate! That's only supposed to happen when you have sex!" Dumbass health teachers... __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-26-2003, 10:26 AM	#33 (permalink)
wiseguy1100 Crazy Location: IA	probably around 11 or 12 when i stumbled across some nudie mags...

07-30-2003, 04:07 PM	#35 (permalink)
happy_joy Upright Location: wisconsin	i cant even remember how old i was, been doin it for longer than i can remember.

07-30-2003, 04:27 PM	#36 (permalink)
Jack Ruby Psycho Location: Belgium	Probably at about 5 or 6 years old. That makes for 13 solid years of masturbation - whheeeee ! __________________ You don't know what you don't know.

07-30-2003, 06:52 PM	#37 (permalink)
night_train09 Upright	12 or 13, playing around down there, started to feel good, kept doing it.. the rest, they say, is history

07-31-2003, 11:00 AM	#38 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	I was 12, looking at a sexy picture of Kathleen Turner with major cleavage showing. I was humping some pillows, and I thought I had peed all over the floor. But, nothing was there!! But I knew what had happened (or what was SUPPOSED to have happened), and it's only gotten better since then. __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

08-01-2003, 08:40 AM	#39 (permalink)
mrboo Upright	I got a deck of cards with girls in bikinis on them when I was about 11 maybe 12. I got them from a friend at school, and I carried them with me ALWAYS. Whenever I could get to the bathroom uninterrupted, out would come the cards and my pecker.