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07-22-2003, 07:42 PM
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Reminds me of a scene from "Married with Children...":
After Al has been mistakenly given a circumcision, he must abstain from anything that might get him sexually aroused. Suddenly that's not as easy as it used to be. Peg, just being in the room with him, starts getting to him. At one point she's bending over dusting some furniture when you here a *ping* like a string on a guitar breaking. She stops and stands up with a puzzled look on her face, "What was that?" Al looks at her and replies, "A stitch."
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07-22-2003, 09:47 PM
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07-22-2003, 10:53 PM
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Man, I don't know if any of you actually read the description, but it sounds from his postsurgery description as though 'notpenileenvy' had a degloving - as in "degloving the penis" to fix the fracture. Eeeeh.
You guys might want to read the description again - https://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol43_2/4320038.htm
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07-22-2003, 11:09 PM
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Location: P-Town, WA
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damn beezle, im surprised you didnt up and DIE! =P
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07-23-2003, 01:40 AM
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Location: Sinaloa, Mexico
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Wow after reading this thread I guess I'm lucky. My penis made a popping noise one time when I was bangin,' but nothing ever happened to it. I didn't even feel any serious pain, it was more of an eye opener. That sucks man, hopefully you feel better. I'll be more careful after hearing your story.
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07-23-2003, 07:11 AM
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and is presumably now home laying in bed recovering..yes? good luck dude. /me wishes you a speedy recovery  (ps) if i may suggest - take vitamin C and vitamin E. both are *excellent* for tissue repair. 
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07-25-2003, 08:16 PM
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Not game to check out the pics - the whole idea is enough to give any guy nightmares!
Reminds me of an at once amusing and painful article I read once about this sort of thing. There was one anecdote that stuck in my mind. This guy was going at it with his wife, when all of a sudden he feels a little weight on his back and this little voice says, "Ride 'em horsie!" Their very young son had wandered into the bedroom in the middle of the night and seeing his parents playing horsie, had decided to join in. Dad got the shock of his life and landed on the floor in extreme pain down there. He was out of action for six weeks. Hope everything's back in working order again soon!
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ma8 you should diffinatly go see a doctor
It's feeling the pain....
