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Old 07-19-2003, 03:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I broke my penis. Seriously...

Hi folks.

I'm a regular member under a different name, but due to the circumstances, I’ve chosen to use an alias.

I have a question and I wanted to pick at the brains of you fine people before going to the hospital. The other night, my girlfriend and I were having rigorous sex and my penis popped. There was a slight pain, followed by a lot of swelling. There has been slight discomfort since, but nothing really serious. The result is what you see in the picture. I’ll forewarn you, the picture isn’t pretty. I’m planning on scheduling to see my family doctor as soon as I can this week.


Questions for you:
Have you ever heard of such a thing or know what the hell happened?
Should I go to urgent care now?


http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/bc/not...c=ph%26.view=t


Thanks in advance!
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Old 07-19-2003, 03:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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getting an error message, no access, when clicking on the link. and yeah, i've heard of it. you should probably go right away to the emergency room, cause the longer you wait it could heal bad and improperly. you probably ruptured some of the tissue in it and that is bad. you can google broken penis and get lots of stories, i'm sure.

good luck and hopefully everythings okay.
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Old 07-19-2003, 03:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Just fixed it...sorry. Link should work now.
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Old 07-19-2003, 03:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I agree with Mael, a trip to the emergency department is in order.

Doing some research: "If a penis fracture is left unattended, complications like scarring, severe angulation/deformation and even impotence can result"
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Old 07-19-2003, 03:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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what the hell are you doing posting here......GET TO A HOSPITAL!!!!
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Old 07-19-2003, 03:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I've heard of that before, the tissue inside snaps. Yeh, hospital, go
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Old 07-19-2003, 04:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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alright ... going now. Sigh.


https://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol43_2/4320038.htm

Here's a link on it.

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Old 07-19-2003, 04:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yup,

Heard of it and yup, you ruptured something.

Let us know how things turn out.

Good luck.
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Old 07-19-2003, 05:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yeah, I've heard of it.. most cases I've heard of tho they usually tell people AFTER goin to the hospital..

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Old 07-19-2003, 05:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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OK. Seriously. That picture... belongs over on the "most disturbing thing you've ever seen" thread. Ow.

I hope we don't hear from you again until you have returned from a hospital.





ow.
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Old 07-19-2003, 05:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.


*that all i have to say*
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Old 07-19-2003, 05:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
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My penis feels your pain.
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Old 07-19-2003, 05:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I don't know how you survived that long. I hope everything is ok...Good Luck!
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Old 07-19-2003, 05:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Keeryste!!! Get to a frickin' doctor already.

Hope it all gets straightened out.

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Old 07-19-2003, 06:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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ouch. all i gotta say... ouch
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Old 07-19-2003, 06:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
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Old 07-19-2003, 07:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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wowsa.... that looks pretty bad man...

well now im afraid to have rigorous sex....
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Old 07-19-2003, 07:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Yes, Yes doctor now! Man, if I looked down and saw what you saw, I'd be in my car on the way to the hospital before I could say, "Oh man, that doesn't look so good."
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Old 07-19-2003, 07:54 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I've actually heard of this happening before. It's just that your ripped (tore) some tendons and/or blood vessels. Most of the time it will heal by itself, unfortunately it can heal crooked . I'm not sure if there's any surgical procedure to fix it.
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Old 07-19-2003, 09:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Ouch! I hope everything turns out fine!

Btw, did you see "The New Guy"?
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Old 07-19-2003, 09:49 PM   #21 (permalink)
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you'd better already be at the emergency room by now, I heard if you don't have it treated in time, part of it might have to be amputated. i'm sure you'll be alright though.
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Old 07-19-2003, 09:57 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I did that a few years ago, but not nearly as bad. The erectile tissue has been damaged. It hurt like hell for weeks whenever I got hard. So much so, that I tried to avoid it. HA - fat chance. Also my dick developed a rather pronounced curve when hard. Slowly - like months - it got better and eventually straightened out. Check out Pyronies Disease. http://www.impotence-causes-treatmen...-impotence.htm

Let me guess, she was on top, grinding away just a little too forcefully?

take it easy dude
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Old 07-19-2003, 10:12 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Man....That looks and sounds so painful...let us know how things turn out.
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Old 07-19-2003, 11:07 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Damn, I jope everything is fine. This looks very painful. Let us know what the doctor said/did. Hope you feel better soon.
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Old 07-19-2003, 11:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Lovely colours!!!! I do understand your reluctance at letting all those strangers take a look at your privates (I would delay also, unfortunately) but if you haven't left for the doctors yet, GET GOING!!!!
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Old 07-20-2003, 12:08 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I can't bring myself to look, based on what the other posters said. I just want to wish you a speedy recovery!
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Old 07-20-2003, 12:18 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I think I'm going to buy a print just in case I have a daughter. That way, I can show all the guys she goes out with what happens if the fuck up.

Best wishes man. Put some ice on that thing.
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Old 07-20-2003, 12:37 AM   #28 (permalink)
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"If you're not breaking something...you're not pushing the limits." I'm proud of you son...now go get your cock fixed.
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Old 07-20-2003, 01:31 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Oh good god! That is sick man... really see a doctor! Go to the hospital... really as fast as you can... That's what I would do. You're one tough guy, I must say that.

How can you tell when you're addicted to TFP:
- When your regular name has become so well known you have to get an alias to post sensitive subjects on TFP.
- When your girlfriend mangles your dick and you stop to post about it on TFP first.

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Old 07-20-2003, 05:03 AM   #30 (permalink)
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How can you tell when you're addicted to TFP:
- When your regular name has become so well known you have to get an alias to post sensitive subjects on TFP.
- When your girlfriend mangles your dick and you stop to post about it on TFP first.

Yeah that was what I was thinking!!
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Old 07-20-2003, 08:00 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I hope you and your junior member recover just fine That sure looks painful!
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Old 07-20-2003, 08:12 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Deary me,

And I thought snapping my banjo string was a worrying ordeal.

"Fractured Penis"

Sounds delightful.
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:27 AM   #33 (permalink)
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snapping my banjo string
Henceforth, this injury shall be known by that euphemism.

And I HAVE TO figure out a way to keep myself from clicking on links like that in the future. I'm still scarred...
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:36 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Oh my - Your replies are funny as hell. Thanks all - I'll be removing that hideous picture - yes, because a part of me is not comfortable being on the Internet.

So, I got to the hospital last night. Fortunately, they were really slow and I got right in. Freaking weird considering were I am living, there is a severe shortage in medical professionals. So much so, for awhile nurses were getting like a 10k sign on bonus.

Nurse asked, “And what will you be seeing the doctor for?” I actually rehearsed. “My girlfriend and I were having rigorous intercourse, and something popped.” (She was on the bottom actually) Waited around for like 2 hours, they did a bunch of paperwork shuffling and I got transferred to a hospital downtown. No food or water allowed on the way, “surgery is usually necessary for this type of thing.”

Got to the hospital downtown and learned that we have 6 urologists in the entire state - Absolutely inadequate and insane for a city of this size. (And only 3 neurologists – so, good thing I didn’t have stroke. – OOO, I can see the jokes coming now…) One was called in and after waiting several more hours she examined the money maker and it was Showtime. As it turns out that there is a membrane of skin covering 3 cylinder type tubes in the penis. There’s a vein that connects to it and that’s what tore. The surgical procedure consisted of cutting the skin along the circumcision scar, pulling the skin back, and mending the tissue that tore. Fortunately, I was put completely under and the procedure only lasted about 1.5 hours. I spent the night and woke up to find my lil’ buddy all cozy in an ace type bandage. Believe it or not, still no pain.

They’ve prescribed me Thorazine – It’s an anti psychotic drug of low potency and it’s supposed to make it so that I don’t get an erection in the night. Although, I might just have to take it for the anti psychotic effect considering the lack of sexual activity I’ll be experiencing over the next six to eight weeks. So, – I’ll be avoiding the titty board for awhile.

Thanks for your suggestions and funny comments folks. While the situation is really humiliating, you’ve all been so understanding and it’s really made me feel better.

Thank you.
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Old 07-20-2003, 09:48 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Here's to a rapid and complete recovery. Good luck, hope everything comes out OK.
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Old 07-20-2003, 11:30 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Wow I can't believe you had to have surgery!!!

That really is serious. I guess now you will be "gun shy'??

We all wish you the best of luck and a very speedy recovery!
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Old 07-20-2003, 02:18 PM   #37 (permalink)
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so, good thing I didn’t have stroke. – OOO, I can see the jokes coming
haha, i think you just said it all.

now might be a good time to contribute to a wank free tfp, you don't seem to have much of a choice it seems.

good luck with a successful recovery!
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Old 07-20-2003, 03:24 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I feel your pain man. I tore my foreskin doing pretty much the same thing, but I was drunk and tired so I sent the girlfriend home and went to sleep. Woke up in a puddle of blood, wrapped my still copiously bleeding member in a towel, and got my ass to the ER. Had to throw out the mattress.
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Old 07-20-2003, 05:48 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Wow I'm so glad to hear you're ok! !!!
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Old 07-20-2003, 07:46 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Wow - that's insane. I've heard of this before but never spoke to anyone who's experienced it. Best of luck to ya.

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