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View Poll Results: Will you take the Wank a Day Pledge?
Wank-a-Day Pledge 137 51.50%
Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge 90 33.83%
No 39 14.66%
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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More Wanking on TFP!

IMHO: We need more wanking, not less.

Benefits of more wanking:
  • Builds good PC muscle tone
  • Builds up your ability to have all kinds of sex more often
  • Helps you last longer, orgasm longer and orgasm more
No, I am not kidding. No, I am not being sarcastic.

Please join me by taking the:
  1. "Wank a Day" pledge or the
  2. "Two Wanks a Day" pledge
Will your lover (if you have one) also pledge to wank at least once a day? Maybe you can help each other.

("Wanking" is used here to refer to masturbation by either gender. Women are wankers too!)

Last edited by angela146; 07-21-2003 at 09:30 PM..
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I will take the wank-a-day pledge!

Amen for this!
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey, do I get a rebate, by overdoing it?
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sign me ill take 2
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Old 07-17-2003, 05:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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No offence but Im not in. I find wanking makes me tired and drowzy. I feel lazy for the rest of the day so I try not to do it very much anymore. Once a week max usually.
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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HEY! Tryin' to muscle in on my Wank-Fest TFP???

our official bumper sticker:





8 days straight now. (grin)
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Old 07-17-2003, 07:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: More Wanking on TFP!

Quote:
Originally posted by angela146
IMHO: The we need more wanking, not less.

Benefits of more wanking:
*Builds good PC muscle tone
Yeah, but unless you are a switch hitter, you are gonna have some weird looking arms.
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Two Wanks for me!
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'll do my best.
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Old 07-17-2003, 08:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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No wanking here, sorry! I'll take a few rubs and licks tho!~~
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Old 07-17-2003, 09:07 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I wank at least 3-4 times a day, It keeps the Doctor away.

I can crush coal into diamonds with my right arm.
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Old 07-17-2003, 11:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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in light of the recent prostate cancer discovery i am gonna do at least once a day. IT'll be great
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Old 07-18-2003, 04:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I do the 2 a day.
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Old 07-18-2003, 07:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm going to do one a day, at the tops.
We'll just have to see how things work out with this girl i've got a thing for, hehe.
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Old 07-18-2003, 08:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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So it looks like there is a split in the TFP... Those who are trying to see how long they can go without a wank and those that are just a bunch of wankers...
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Old 07-18-2003, 08:26 AM   #16 (permalink)
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hahahahaha you JUST figured that out?!


(day 9 and the Wank-Fest is going strong)
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Old 07-18-2003, 08:41 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I'll take one, somedays 2. Time to go fulfill today's requirement.
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Old 07-18-2003, 09:00 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I am in!
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Old 07-18-2003, 01:59 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Re: Re: More Wanking on TFP!

Quote:
Originally posted by tikki
Yeah, but unless you are a switch hitter, you are gonna have some weird looking arms.
Um... I was referring to the pubococcygeus muscle, which is internal to the pelvic region.

But... if you mean that my arm would bulge from wanking in general, I usually use a vibrator.
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Old 07-18-2003, 02:08 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Wow

Thank you all for replying and thank you for 21 pledges so far!

Wank-a-Day Pledge 14 48.28%
Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge 7 24.14%
No 8 27.59%
Total: 29 votes 100%

I'll be thinking about all of you wankers this evening as I fulfill my pledge...
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Old 07-18-2003, 02:13 PM   #21 (permalink)
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pubococcygeal muscles are the muscles you squeeze in your pelvis when you wanna *hold it in* when you gotta pee. Strengthening these muscles can help you control your orgasm better to last longer during sex.

Oh, and I hope angela146 thinks about me the most!
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Old 07-18-2003, 02:27 PM   #22 (permalink)
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If I take the wank-a-day pledge, can I still jerk it twice if I'm feeling 'extra frisky'?
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Old 07-18-2003, 04:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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i do that anyway...
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Old 07-18-2003, 05:34 PM   #24 (permalink)
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often i do it twice... but i can only garuntee it once a day...

as for switch hitting... it takes a lil getting used to but its not bad...
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Old 07-18-2003, 09:14 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Hell - I'm at two times a day minimum anyways! Sign me up!
 
Old 07-18-2003, 09:51 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Do we get bonus points for going beyond the requirement?
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Old 07-18-2003, 10:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Wank away
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Old 07-18-2003, 10:49 PM   #28 (permalink)
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If (when) I fail on my current wank-free pledge, I will consider it.
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Old 07-18-2003, 11:03 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Woah this is like.. the thread of my dreams! *angelic choir*

I'll take two.
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Old 07-18-2003, 11:36 PM   #30 (permalink)
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hm... given the recent medical developments, i'm tempted... we'll see. i'd rather be spending those energies inside my girlfriend than in front of my computer, so we'll see.
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Old 07-19-2003, 09:45 AM   #31 (permalink)
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fap fap fap...

I'm sorry, what were you all talking about?

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Old 07-19-2003, 05:38 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I got Two-wanks-a-day donw easy. usually do 4-5
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Old 07-19-2003, 10:19 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Quote:
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I wank at least 3-4 times a day, It keeps the Doctor away.

I can crush coal into diamonds with my right arm.
ROFLMAO...sorry, it was funny.
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Old 07-20-2003, 05:07 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Maybe we should set a date and time and all wank at the same time...

I suggest Monday July 20 at 11pm CDT

What do you say?
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Old 07-20-2003, 08:02 PM   #35 (permalink)
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i love this. hilarious. i'll think about it, i'm not sure i have the dedication. although i could likely average one a day. yeah, i'll challenge myself.
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:23 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I don't know if I can pull once every single day or not, but I'll give it my damndest!
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Old 07-22-2003, 02:42 PM   #37 (permalink)
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nothing wrong with a wank every now and again
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:02 PM   #38 (permalink)
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signed up for 2 wanks a day - hope it advances the cause
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Old 07-22-2003, 03:59 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Count me in for one a day, at least.

I usally average that, anyway. . .
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:11 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Two a day for me!
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