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View Poll Results: Will you take the Wank a Day Pledge?
Wank-a-Day Pledge 137 51.50%
Two-Wanks-a-Day Pledge 90 33.83%
No 39 14.66%
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:30 AM   #81 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
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Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!
Okay, I'm in. I just hope sex with my wife doesn't get in the way.
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:58 AM   #82 (permalink)
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Location: Silicon Valley, Utah
Ah, the beauty of a thread that is about masturbation for health. I love the interweb.
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Old 08-08-2003, 06:52 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Sign me up for once a day
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:56 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Location: Colorado
Count me in for one-a-day. Sometimes two, but can't guarantee it.
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Old 08-10-2003, 09:46 PM   #85 (permalink)
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ima try
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Old 08-10-2003, 11:31 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Once a day for me! I like masterbating though...so maybe twice
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:33 AM   #87 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
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I missed a day, so I guess I'll have to make it up today.
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:58 AM   #88 (permalink)
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Location: Newcastle - England.
I've taken the two-wanks-a-day pledge and I've even got a song for us wankers.

The Wanker's Song

By Ivor Biggun

The Wanker's Album (1978)


My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why...
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why...
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why...
(Repeat Chorus)
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Old 08-12-2003, 11:41 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Location: Tulsa, OK
It's a tough jorb, but someone has to do it. I'll take your pledge, you brigand!
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Old 08-12-2003, 01:09 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Location: Sweden
I'll take the two wanks a day.. though i usually have four or five.. hang on.. does this mean i can only do it two times a day?? I do it more often... ahh well.. I'll say it like this, i will wank at least two times a day.. that sould do it.. hehe
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Old 08-13-2003, 04:15 PM   #91 (permalink)
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I'll commit to a wank-a-day. We've got to balance out the overpopulation of kittens caused by the wank-free'ers.
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Old 08-14-2003, 06:22 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Promoting wanking but ganking the porn on tfp.
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Old 08-14-2003, 10:08 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Charlatan
So it looks like there is a split in the TFP... Those who are trying to see how long they can go without a wank and those that are just a bunch of wankers...
Put me down as one of the wankers.
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:03 AM   #94 (permalink)
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1 a day for me! (minimum)
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:29 AM   #95 (permalink)
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I typed this with my erect penis. put me in for 2.
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Old 08-17-2003, 12:59 PM   #96 (permalink)
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hear hear!
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Old 08-17-2003, 02:52 PM   #97 (permalink)
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I'll go for one a day as the least I could do
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:17 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Location: europe
is this like wanking for peace ?
i'll go for one
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Old 08-18-2003, 09:48 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Location: Just West of Hell
Sorry, Phred...this is more my style

Two wanks a day - - at least! I try to give each hand one. That way I can look just like Popeye!
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Old 08-18-2003, 11:04 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Location: California dreaming...
I'll do it once a day. Helps me get to sleep y'know.
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Old 08-19-2003, 04:01 AM   #101 (permalink)
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ive been fulfilling my 2 a day morning and night for quite a while.... occasionally the 4pm special.

i pledge my part in painting the town white!
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Old 09-13-2003, 02:17 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Location: Austin, TX
I have some questions, Angela.

Do we have to wank ourselves or can we wank each other (in a couple situation) ?

Can we wank with our SO or do we have to wank privately?

Thank you for clearing this up
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Old 09-13-2003, 07:37 PM   #103 (permalink)
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WANK-A-DAY pledge!!

wonderful idea.
thank you.
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Old 09-14-2003, 07:45 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Location: Salt Lake City
2 times a day once with the right and once wth the left.
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Old 09-14-2003, 07:54 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Location: Champaign, IL
*pledges to one wank a day*
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Old 09-14-2003, 11:48 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Location: Nova Scotia
if your gonna go twice a day why not 12!!!?!?!?!
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:15 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Location: SLC, UT
once a day....if it is a day off or a weekend where im bored it will be closer to 3 tho
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:46 PM   #108 (permalink)
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I'll join the once-a-day.
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