Wes Mantooth

I can't even imagine how unappealing the whole situation must be. Sitting there your boxers, beer in hand, watching the game as your bored girlfriend gives you head while reading a magazine and stuffing 20's in her pocket. Well...heck know that I write that it does sound pretty F'n hot.

Seriously though sexual favors in a relationship should be fun and something you want to do because you love and care about one another...not a chore. Anybody who's ever had sex with somebody not in the mood knows just how awful, boring and uninspired it can be and I really can't imagine anything being more of a turn off then handing my gf a wad of cash and saying "roll over". Honestly in this situation I'd just rather go watch porn and take care of myself then reduce sex with my gf to a business transaction.

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Charlatan

D I V O R C E

Enough said.

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Plan9

Man, I should twist up some of the email chainletters I receive and make notable threads out of them.

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Baraka_Guru

Dee-eye-vee-oh-arr-see-ee! I'll tell ya what it means to me!

Dee-eye-vee-oh-arr-see-ee! I'm tellin' ya how I'mma gonna be free!

*ahem*

I mean...yeah, despite how much fun I've been having with this thread so far, yeah....this would trigger divorce proceedings. If I wanted anal that bad, I'll go out and find some.

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Plan9

Silence, Happily Married Male (HMM)!

Okay, well... the Toronto trip is off. I bet this'll make for a great episode of Unsolved Mysteries, though.

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LordEden

Wrong Song, this one is better.

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Baraka_Guru

Actually, I'm technically a Happily Common Law Male (HCLM).

And I've been down "That Path" too, so.....

Do you have any idea how easy it is to get ass in this town? I don't either, but I can speculate. I bet you it's damn easy to get ass in this town. You should still come.

Sorry, man, I couldn't hear anything.

(Country music ended in the '80s.)

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Plan9

You, sir, just earned a beer. That's genuinely funny. Heh, I can only imagine how that would sound coming out of your mouth at 3 AM after a few drinks.

Hilarious.

I'll be in the Toronto area sometime later this year. I'm going to grad-moo-ate and be unemployed. This increases the wandering.

Wait, you've paid $20 for a weapons-free handjob?

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Baraka_Guru

You have no idea.

If there were such thing as a god of chaos, he would be pleased. This must come to pass.

No, no...I paid $2,000 to stop having to putting up with all the shit surrounding the weapons-fee handjobs. It comes to a point when awkward handjobs and robotic blowjobs just aren't worth it anymore.

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Plan9

You were married to a Wal-Mart prize claw machine?

And once again... where do you stuff the $1 coins?

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Baraka_Guru

The machine I had only accepted coins pressed out of my emotionally flash-frozen mojo.

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CinnamonGirl

This.


I can kinda see how women who aren't really into sex would try this, though, or at least think about trying it.



Also, now I have Mark Chestnutt stuck in my head. That's a terrible song.

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Cynthetiq

absolutely no.

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girldetective

Depends what shes plannin on doin with the $.
Sometimes Tango would stuff $ in my panties
and later we might go to dinner on me,
or I might buy favorite things thing of his.
Or he might strip for me
and I might return the $ to his pocket.

Hey Baby, will you stop by the ATM on your way home...

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ratbastid

If she's gonna be like that, I'd rather have the cash.

miss_psychosexy

maybe if I was so unattractive that I couldn't find any guys willing to bang me, even for just a night. I'm pretty horny all the time so I would need something other than a vibrator to satisfy that sometimes. so yes, I suppose I would pay for it in that situation? don't think I have to worry about that right now haha thank goodness!

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Plan9

Wow, I'm going to get really excited about doing the dishes and mall trips in the future.

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ASU2003

Too bad this isn't in politics.

One could make the connection between this concept and capitalism, socialism would be a normal relationship where you support each other and perform the sex acts you want to, and communism would be mass orgies.

Plan9

Hey, don't fuck up the fun with talk of politics. This is cheesy humor here.

Everybody knows Tilted Politics is a den of involuntary celibacy and angst.

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Lindy

I enjoy sex too much to take this too seriously. On the other hand, as a musician, one of the great things about it is being paid to do something I love.
Maybe this is kind of tongue-in-cheek (wait, that might cost extra, which cheeks are we talking about here?)
Why do we always separate handjob from blowjob? I can never completely separate handjob and blowjob, which to me go together like a horse and carriage. Better yet, a troika of handjob, blowjob, and titjob. I love doing these, so they would have to be free, but no, I wouldn't pay you to do you.

I'm not a prude, but there are some things that I just don't do. They're outside of my boundaries. I am not into anal. I've tried it enough to know that it just doesn't do anything for me. Same with facials. Gross! Swallow, yes, but facials are not even on my menu. The price would be just to high.

Lindy

canuckguy

I think that this is disgusting, but how many men trade chores or household activities for sex? How many married men take the kids to the mall all day or do all the house work hoping for some action? Only difference is the cash instead of the chore.

btw watching your kids should never be a chore....

If my wife did this I'd start looking for action on the side and her bank account would be broke, but first I'd look for a divorce lawyer and get my ducks inline.

GreyWolf

I asked a buddy about this and he thought it was the norm for marriages. He said each of his 3 wives had charged him pretty much the same sort of thing.



Only difference was, they waited until the divorce to present the bill!

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allaboutmusic

He could charge her $50 for foreplay and $100 to use lube. Unless she was happy to have unlubricated anal sex, both parties reach a happy medium.

Lindy

He would be so gone so quickly.

Lindy

kramus

My Lady thought the idea was hot. As in, me leaving money on the dresser and telling her what service to perform. I thought it was funny because I'm a kept man. So I would just put a pile of money from the joint bank account beside the sex towels we keep stacked on the headboard. Depending on which end of the transaction timeline we're on we fetch the money or the towel. Maybe use the money as a towel if it's been laundered.

badump bump

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How is this not locked yet?

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MSD

Anywhere you want, but she gets to keep them.

Toaster126

I find this as disturbing and against everything I hold a healthy relationship to be as a woman poking holes in condoms with fucking pins.

Disgusting.

DISGUSTING.

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thermight

The whole idea removes the concept of love, but if she wants to go there then the man needs his own schedule as well.

Which reminds me of a joke about the exchange rate a man charged his wife for major renovation projects.

Wallpaper bedroom = blowjob
remodel kitchen = anal
build a deck = bring a friend

Plan9

Hey, I can use my carpentry hobby to get a threesome... talk about a win-win.

Why didn't I think of this?

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Wes Mantooth

One summer I helped a girlfriends dad re hot top his drive way...it was really long, all uphill and it was an unusually hot summer. If I could get a three way just for building a deck what could I have gotten for that?

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Cimarron29414

Nothing, you should have started at the other end so it was downhill all the way! :P

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yournamehere

This reminds me of an old joke:

A husband comes home to find his wife packing a suitcase.
He says, "What in God's name are you doing?
She replies, "I'm moving to Nevada. I just read that men there will pay me $100 to do what I've been giving away to you for free."
When he hears that, the husband pulls out his own suitcase and starts packing it.

His wife asks, "Now what the hell are you doing?"
He replies, "I'm going to Nevada, too."

"What for?" she asks.

"To see how you're gonna live on $300 a year."

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jimmy1s269

While I agree with the majority opinion that setting this down as law in a relationship would be a bad idea, how many jokes are there out there that have a punch line concerning the wife getting a new diamond necklace any time she gives her man a bj? We pay for our favors in one way or another, most of us just dont use a cash menu

geeza

Some women just have a deep-seated craving to be paid for doing stuff like this. It's a fantasy some of them get into. They don't really want to be whores, get diseases, get beaten up, get addicted to drugs and die lonely while teeming with AIDS, they just want to feel 'cheap and dirty' or 'desirable' in some curious complex that exists in the Boschian landscape of the masterpiece known as the human mind. Illustrative examples using two *smoking hot* ex's.

Ex 1 was a professional dancer (of the non pole variety but that would have, and has been perfectly fine by me) that was vehemently opposed to anal. I stuck a finger up there once while licking her pussy and she came so fast and so hard she couldn't speak to me for almost a day afterwards. Which got me thinking.... Next time she was drunk and horny she got going with her usual cravings of all the stuff that is 'normally' repressed: asking me to slap her on the ass, 'treat me like a slut', and (you'll love this) *desperate* for a cheeseburger. Dancers just aren't allowed to have them. Before I know it, she starts off with the "i'll do *anything* for a cheeseburger... anything.. please...." Pretty soon I said the magic words and it was "please give me the cheeseburger, I'll let you cum in my ass"

Predictably, she came explosively within about 15 seconds of entry. I wasn't far behind.

Basically she wanted to be coerced into having the anal. It was the corruption of it all that made it hot.

Ex 2. Same drill, liked to be given difficult choices that she 'had' to yield to. As in "i'll let you fuck me in the ass if you get me a work permit." This from an incredibly educated, professional, cool, articulate, solid 10/10. Of course I bargained it out to a number of climaxes in her ass, which she loved.

Same deal.

All that said, I still think it's silly, but in the end it's amazing what they'll do for money.

:-D

Toaster126

While I can appreciate what you are saying, geeza, I wasn't saying anything about whatever fun fetishism, eroticism, or power dynamic play of the situation people get into.

I was talking about the objectificating, humiliating, frustration-inducing contest this situation would turn sex into. That's not always consensual, and it's not always healthy or positive, by any stretch of the imagination.

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Ice|Burn

And childish
And petty


This idea is just... wow... I think I actually lack the ability to describe how inane this idea/practice is. And shame on that guy that pays his wife for these "services."

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Lady Bear Cub

Does she like feeling like a cheap prostitute sex robot? I guess that could be hot if it's your thing.

I wouldn't pay.

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PairofWings

Im in this club, too.. There are so many things wrong with this idea that I cant even begin to articulate it properly, lol.

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