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This reminds me of an old joke:

A husband comes home to find his wife packing a suitcase.
He says, "What in God's name are you doing?
She replies, "I'm moving to Nevada. I just read that men there will pay me $100 to do what I've been giving away to you for free."
When he hears that, the husband pulls out his own suitcase and starts packing it.

His wife asks, "Now what the hell are you doing?"
He replies, "I'm going to Nevada, too."

"What for?" she asks.

"To see how you're gonna live on $300 a year."

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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.