GUYS; What gives you an instant erection?
 

i want to be able to make him cum in his pants ;)

skirt w no panties. if you are looking to tease, it should work.

or Lingerie, like garter belt etc.... if you are living with him and can dress all out.


I would suggest buying him a ferrari and having a lifetime certificate for free beer in the passenger seat, he'd let loose for sure upon seeing that. But I don't think its affordable.

usually the offer of a screw

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and sometimes, riding the bus or train

YES!

Tight form fitting sweater, short skirt, no panties, in the office ... like this ....

EDIT: NSFW Link to pornhub would not just hotlink it damnit, it had to embed so you have to copy paste!

Tory, what can you tell us about yourself and your guy? Approximate ages? How long have you known each other? Are you dating yet? Are you having sexual relations of any kind yet? Give us something to work with.

Assuming you have a mutual level of trust, say the magic words: "Do anything you want to me" but make sure you mean it if you say it....

These days.... viagra

porn and viagra?

Assuming you haven't been together that long, the only answer is going to be experimentation and exploration( the fun stages of a relationship:thumbsup:) pay attention to how he responds to your advances to him. His body language will tell you everything you need to know, if you can learn to read it.

Every guy is different. What turns my penis into a titanium flagpole isn't neccesarily going to work for everyone. And his desires will most likely be unique to you, vs. other girls in the past. I know mine are with my wife vs. others I've been with. So sorry to say that it's going to be up to you to find out for yourself

i'm not a guy but i find that kneeling, looking up while tilting your head, and saying "what do you want me to do?" works pretty well.

fishnet. really. Wife wearing fishnet = wild crazy sex, and I want it NOW... Makes waiting almost painful.

I'm not a guy but I know what works for me.

Lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset, lace, fishnet, see though, or sheer clothing or just stripping gets him hard as can be.

Talking dirty and telling him what you want to do is a great way to get him going.

Sometimes you just have to bend over in a short skirt or dress with little or nothing underneath.

Just walk up to him, grab his cock and say, I want this inside me right now!

short skirt.

stockings.

no panties.

the smell of warm woman.

What lostgirl said. Add some lotion, Vic secret vanilla smells real, yummy. you could do every suggestion, like blitzkreig, cant fail.

All great ideas! And what lostgirl is implying (if I may), in so many words, is: make sure you have to have the right attitude to go along with these actions. In other words, take on the sexy persona of a stripper just for him. Talk dirty to him like you love talking dirty. Bend over with flare and really make that view enticing for him. Grab his cock with a look on your face like you absolutely can't wait for him to put it to use.

Yes, thank you thirdsun, you put it much better than I did.

Just talk dirty to me. Tell me what you're going to do to me once we get home, tell me about a sex dream you had (it better be with a woman or with me), etc.

Nothing is sexier than a woman who knows how to talk dirty.

Once in my car she reached into her panties and began to rub her pussy, then pulled out her wet fingers and placed them in my mouth.

Don't think I've ever been harder.

Tubgirl.

Holy shit would that ever work for me!!!!

And you know Manic, I have yet to even see that.

The day that happens to me, is the day i start to live.

Lucky man - some things can't be un-seen. :eek:

I'll agree that it's not so much in the details as in the attitude. As long as whatever you say/do/wear has the effect of telling him you can't wait to give him his best orgasm ever, with a promise of something new and naughty. Try to shock him.

I could give a lot of personal recollections, but one real-life instance that really stands out didn't even happen to me:
I once worked at a bar, and a girl (a regular customer) walked in wearing a long black leather coat and leather boots. She headed straight to the back room where her boyfriend was playing pool with his friend. She asked the friend to go order some drinks, and when he came into the main room, she turned toward her boyfriend, untied the belt, and opened her coat. I had a great view from my corner of the bar, and can guarantee you that she was completely naked under that coat. Before the friend even got back with the drinks, they joined him at the bar and sat down. They drank their drinks rather quickly and the two of them left. Not only was her boyfriend surely sporting wood; but it was difficult for me to control mine, knowing she was sitting there across from me bare-assed on the barstool; acting cool as a cucumber.

She was an average-looking girl; not beautiful by most people's definition, but definitely not unattractive. I've gotta say, though, that after that night, I never looked at her the same again. That kind of attitude makes a lasting impression.

If you try that, make sure your car is well-maintained and drive very carefully.

BTW - if you're having trouble coming up with something original, go with a proven winner - road head.

Lady Bear Cub. She can give me a boner anytime, anywhere, whether she's physically there or not. I've never been more turned on sexually by anyone in my life for any reason.

Any kind of surprise.

Really, novelty is why guys like lingerie and exhibitionism and all that other freaky stuff.

Let me see something I haven't seen, do something I haven't done.

...

Well, except for Manic. That dude needs serious help.

Check the expiration date, yet?

This seems to work:

leaning over and saying, 'I'm gonna suck your cock tonight.'

works for me

Reading the Wall Street Journal with a hillbilly accent.

the smell of Comet.

Al Roker

Old ladies in ruffly pantaloons spreading pimento spread on saltine crackers while listening to Glenn Miller.

reading this thread gave me a boner.

Thin, clingy clothes. Something in which he can feel your body without seeing it all at once.

Talk dirty to him. Good and dirty. Make it filthy, and make it like you love it.

Beg him to fuck you. Nothing makes me harder than a girl begging for it.

When in doubt, masturbate. Nothing is hotter than a woman who can't stop herself, except maybe a woman making herself come.

This is my favorite little amateur porn to watch. Soooo hot.

tank top and panties, with the ass thrust out invitingly

Certain women... always ;)

A hand place firmly or dragged meaningfully across my crotch

The smell of a woman in heat

Christie Brinkley

Suggestive or dirty talk

Let him see that you're wearing matching lingerie (most men prefer darker colors, & panties are optional, more on this later) under your clothes (easy access skirt recomended), but don't let him have any (sex, not your lingerie). Have him take you out to a public place, and be sure to include passionate looks and the occassional strategically placed stroke. Once you've got his undivided attention, reach into your skirt and start masturbating. How far you go with this will depend on your location and how daring you are (having to explain yourself to security and/or the police might put a bit of a damper on things). If you're wearing panties, openly hand them, preferably quite wet with your juices, to him.

I'm sure that you can sort out the rest of your adventure.

I think we've successfully written the next year's worth of articles for Cosmo.

Amen.

... or the loopback guy

A corset.

i can get an istant boner by just thinking about anything sexual. but a girl with a europeaning accent britsh or irish preferbly can also do the trick or thick spanish accent

Come sit on daddy's lap.

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WINNAR!

:( you make him wait?

When you recently lost your virginity, anything makes you cum.

Redheads. Not all. But most redheads. But, c'mon...you knew that. Didn't you? ;)

'Course...time was...all it took was a good stiff breeze. Sadly, those days are but a distant, and yet happy, memory. :sad: But, at least I'm not on the viagra train...just yet.

Stockings and their arm equiv. A-bomb hot for no good reason.

A surprise cock-squeezin'. Completely random with a wink.

M240B.*

Sexual activities beyond what the Amish consider acceptable.

Dark chocolate Raisinettes (TM).

The_Jazz, when he corrects my spelling and grammar.

...

*SSG Bryan Otero. Mosul, Iraq. 2003.

Hey, y'all, watch this:

Plan9, you're supposed to capitalize the "C" in Dark Chocolate Raisinettes. You also had a bunch of incomplete phrases that you're trying pass off as sentences.

{crackle} We need a clean up on Ed Woods. Clean up on Ed Woods. {pop, hiss}

that, sir, is called a buzzcock.

good stuff jazz. good stuff.

+1 :thumbsup:

small breasts

soapy massage

"I want your cum inside me."
I can't imagine a place or situation where being whispered that in my ear wouldn't give me a full raging hard on. Wedding, dentist appointment, funeral, you name it. Sorry grandma.

Watching my GF masterbate to lesbian porn. She likes it, and it gets me pretty much insta-hard.

Funny, I usually say no to that request given that not having a kid is totally a turn on.

I think it's more fun if they want their reward deposited elsewhere.

Ya know, in a place that doesn't turn into a teenager if you ignore it for 13 years.

Piano wire, hand-cuffs, blindfolds, car battery, baseball bat, chainsaw, box of trash bags, and a shovel.

"pooper"

It all boils down to projecting self-confidence and show you want sex as much as the horniest man. Stereotypically (yes I know I'm generalizing, but that's the point), the man is supposed to be the aggressor or the chaser and the woman is supposed to be the one chased and "give in". As a man, when my wife on rare occassions breaks those roles and chases me for sex, that's an instant turn on. A lot of the earlier suggestions, wearing sexy lingerie, not wearing underwear, rubbing herself or him, all boils down to her chasing him. Those are the sexy moments that really stick out in my memory.

You've never heard of delayed gratification? :(
we like it.

We like it, too... but at least as much for the gratification part as for the delayed part! ;)

There's so many things, let's see...

When my wife flashes truck drivers.

When I think of her and one of her sisters doing me.

The thought of coming on my wife's face and tits, then, actually doing it. :thumbsup:

Fantasies of my wife getting gangbanged.

Short shorts, short skirt (with or without panties), thigh high stockings, tight shirt (with or without a bra), low cut shirt.

Eating my honey's pussy.

There's more, but that'll do for now.

Just crapped my pants.

"Anyone up for Skinny Dipping?"

In Toronto?! Doesn't that give you an innie?

Quite the opposite my friend. Quite the opposite.

Yea, but that's part of the danger and excitement! "Will I have to pay a skinhead to kick my girlfriend in the stomach when this is over? I don't know, let's find out!"

Heh, I need a couple of shots in me to find that one funny.

you forgot a bag of lime
you also somewhat disturb me!

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I'll take this literally and massage his dick with his pants still on -a clothed hand-job- maybe unzip him and put my hand inside his pants, play with his balls. I'd talk dirty. I'd ask him to tell me how much he likes my tits (guys like to talk dirty too.) I might ask him to tell me about somebody else that he would like to be doing what I'm doing to him.

Lindy

Definitely works :)

Just came in pants.

So guys and gals, what’s the best way you’ve ever been initiated to have sex? You've always got the best ideas!

:surprised:

This would do it for me.

Doing it in unexpected places at unexpected times and slipping in occasionally a different move, technique. I'm a girl so I hope this advice is applicable. Trying it in a different area of the house, car, outside somewhere kind-of private but suspenseful enough to think at any moment you could get caught. Sex toys help, as does fun lingerie and dresses/skirts. Easy access men seem to love for the obvious reasons. Moaning, spanking, talking dirty, you get the idea.

A brief phone call at work:

"remember that lace chemise you gave me in Albuquerque? I'm wearing it now, and can't wait until you get home..."

Instant.

Going to the ladies room, upon return, stuffing your damp panties into his hand.

Depends on what they're damp from. :expressionless:

If they were damp from anything but my fresh, girlie juices, I'd have just stuffed them in my purse.

*faints*

There are so many ways to get your guy nice and hard..... but here are a few things I have done. While we are out of the house, I whisper in his ear, and tell him all the things I am going to do to him when we get home. If we are sitting at a table across from each other, I reach my foot up to his croch and rest my foot between his legs, then i write a note on a napkin and tell him I can feel the heat of his cock on my foot, and how much i want to feel the heat in me. stand behind him, reach around and slip your hands in the waist of his pants, and gently scratch his pubes as you remove your hands. Give him quick peeks of your body, the risk of being caught by someone else adds to the effect for both of you. tell him how wet you are, and he is the reason you are wet, then put your hand down your pants and pull out your wet fingers as evidence.

At home.... let him catch you masturbating, serve dinner completely nude or learn to talk dirty, never met a guy that doesnt like that!!!

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/erection.jpg

:lol:

I'm sending my next girlfriend to live with you for a month and learn the tricks.

Do you offer wife training? :thumbsup: :lol:

When a girl stick a finger in her own ass while masturbating. Let the kink out.

black stockings
boots
glasses

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also, panties are always preferred to panties. i don't know why, they just have a sexual power. love lifting up the skirt, sliding down the panties, or rubbing a girl's soaked panties over her clit.

maybe it's just me but i'm not really into thongs.


was at a party with a girl and she brought me over to a computer to select some songs to play, she was in a nice dress. she bent over so smoothly, and was like "look at this song.." and just jammed her ass into my crotch i got so hard so fast..

reading this gave me a boner



this thread makes me love girls so much and the simple power they have over us witless men.

just stick your fingers inside yourself at a public place and i'll buy you a porsche.

I'll be right over.

Hahahahahahh!!

When you are at an early stage of the relationship, and you haven't really touched but you are full of anticipation about what might happen... Then her bare knees touch yours under the table and neither of you move away.

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But mostly smart women.

Driving my Lady to work this morning. I'm droning on about nothing much at all, she is quietly looking out the car window at the passing traffic. She asks me if I planned to do some grocery shopping because she saw me put carry bags into the car before we left. I natter on about buying the kids school snacks, odds and ends, blah blah blah.

Oh, if you think of it would you pick up some detangle shampoo for the daughter?

I fumble out my shopping list and find a pen in the glove box but the light changes and I drop them into the tray between us. She picks them up and writes an addition to the list for me. Thankyou, dear.

Later on, as I wheel the cart into the grocery store I look down the list in order to refresh my memory. I see the additions written by my quiet, thoughtful woman as I was driving her to work. My eye falls on the very last item on the list.

"BING"

I have thought of this on and off all day. Still getting a rise out of it.

She doesn't actually need a new collar, (as you can see, the one we have looks just fine) but now I have another option when thinking about gifts to go under the tree :thumbsup:

i think skirt wid no panties will dne d wr>|. for u. But show it to him accidently...:thumbsup:

Kramus, that is absolutely awesome. Hats off to your lady.

2,000 volts of electricity can cause an instant erection.
This usually only works once.

i think u get this message during ur first post :wave:

@ Kramus...that gave me an instant tingle too. Thanks for sharing!

Hey, is there any active area around?:no:

This did just fine.

watching her sitting in the tub shaving her area and giving that...you want this?...look...or when she's relaxin she puts her hand down her panties, puts her head back and moans...I can hardly wait to get my pants off...

waking up?

a woman with red lipstick and a cigarette gets me hard immediately

Things that still work even after no longer being a teenager:

Fishnet stockings on toned legs
Actually lets make that stockings on toned legs
Calves, especially toned/muscular ones, from a knee length or longer skirt
A girl doing anything that shows muscle, especially while wearing a wifebeater/tanktop
Long haired brunettes (bonus: paler ones) wearing long sleeves and lipstick
Dark skinned girls in tanktops or wifebeaters, especially if they're athletic

I think Levite might recognize where I'm coming from with all this...

pretty much anything , at any time. works better when there's some nudity, but it's not a requirement. make any slight hint towards the fact that you are planning on doing something sexual with me at some point and I'm ready to roll. or if you don't say anything about it but I think you might. Or sometimes when I'm bored. and blowjobs.

Kramus, that is amazing - you lucky ...