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Old 10-12-2009, 09:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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GUYS; What gives you an instant erection?

i want to be able to make him cum in his pants
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Old 10-12-2009, 09:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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skirt w no panties. if you are looking to tease, it should work.

or Lingerie, like garter belt etc.... if you are living with him and can dress all out.


I would suggest buying him a ferrari and having a lifetime certificate for free beer in the passenger seat, he'd let loose for sure upon seeing that. But I don't think its affordable.
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Old 10-12-2009, 09:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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usually the offer of a screw

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and sometimes, riding the bus or train
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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skirt w no panties. ...
YES!

Tight form fitting sweater, short skirt, no panties, in the office ... like this ....

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Old 10-12-2009, 10:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Tory, what can you tell us about yourself and your guy? Approximate ages? How long have you known each other? Are you dating yet? Are you having sexual relations of any kind yet? Give us something to work with.
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i want to be able to make him cum in his pants
Assuming you have a mutual level of trust, say the magic words: "Do anything you want to me" but make sure you mean it if you say it....

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Old 10-12-2009, 10:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:57 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2009, 11:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i want to be able to make him cum in his pants
Assuming you haven't been together that long, the only answer is going to be experimentation and exploration( the fun stages of a relationship) pay attention to how he responds to your advances to him. His body language will tell you everything you need to know, if you can learn to read it.

Every guy is different. What turns my penis into a titanium flagpole isn't neccesarily going to work for everyone. And his desires will most likely be unique to you, vs. other girls in the past. I know mine are with my wife vs. others I've been with. So sorry to say that it's going to be up to you to find out for yourself
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Old 10-12-2009, 11:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i'm not a guy but i find that kneeling, looking up while tilting your head, and saying "what do you want me to do?" works pretty well.
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Old 10-12-2009, 12:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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fishnet. really. Wife wearing fishnet = wild crazy sex, and I want it NOW... Makes waiting almost painful.
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Old 10-12-2009, 12:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2009, 12:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm not a guy but I know what works for me.

Lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset, lace, fishnet, see though, or sheer clothing or just stripping gets him hard as can be.

Talking dirty and telling him what you want to do is a great way to get him going.

Sometimes you just have to bend over in a short skirt or dress with little or nothing underneath.

Just walk up to him, grab his cock and say, I want this inside me right now!
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Old 10-12-2009, 12:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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short skirt.

stockings.

no panties.

the smell of warm woman.
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Old 10-12-2009, 12:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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What lostgirl said. Add some lotion, Vic secret vanilla smells real, yummy. you could do every suggestion, like blitzkreig, cant fail.
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset, lace, fishnet, see though, or sheer clothing or just stripping gets him hard as can be. Talking dirty and telling him what you want to do is a great way to get him going. Sometimes you just have to bend over in a short skirt or dress with little or nothing underneath. Just walk up to him, grab his cock and say, I want this inside me right now!
All great ideas! And what lostgirl is implying (if I may), in so many words, is: make sure you have to have the right attitude to go along with these actions. In other words, take on the sexy persona of a stripper just for him. Talk dirty to him like you love talking dirty. Bend over with flare and really make that view enticing for him. Grab his cock with a look on your face like you absolutely can't wait for him to put it to use.
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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All great ideas! And what lostgirl is implying (if I may), in so many words, is: make sure you have to have the right attitude to go along with these actions. In other words, take on the sexy persona of a stripper just for him. Talk dirty to him like you love talking dirty. Bend over with flare and really make that view enticing for him. Grab his cock with a look on your face like you absolutely can't wait for him to put it to use.
Yes, thank you thirdsun, you put it much better than I did.
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Just talk dirty to me. Tell me what you're going to do to me once we get home, tell me about a sex dream you had (it better be with a woman or with me), etc.

Nothing is sexier than a woman who knows how to talk dirty.
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Once in my car she reached into her panties and began to rub her pussy, then pulled out her wet fingers and placed them in my mouth.

Don't think I've ever been harder.
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:08 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Once in my car she reached into her panties and began to rub her pussy, then pulled out her wet fingers and placed them in my mouth.

Don't think I've ever been harder.
Holy shit would that ever work for me!!!!

And you know Manic, I have yet to even see that.
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Once in my car she reached into her panties and began to rub her pussy, then pulled out her wet fingers and placed them in my mouth.

Don't think I've ever been harder.
The day that happens to me, is the day i start to live.
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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And you know Manic, I have yet to even see that.
Lucky man - some things can't be un-seen.
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:34 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'll agree that it's not so much in the details as in the attitude. As long as whatever you say/do/wear has the effect of telling him you can't wait to give him his best orgasm ever, with a promise of something new and naughty. Try to shock him.

I could give a lot of personal recollections, but one real-life instance that really stands out didn't even happen to me:
I once worked at a bar, and a girl (a regular customer) walked in wearing a long black leather coat and leather boots. She headed straight to the back room where her boyfriend was playing pool with his friend. She asked the friend to go order some drinks, and when he came into the main room, she turned toward her boyfriend, untied the belt, and opened her coat. I had a great view from my corner of the bar, and can guarantee you that she was completely naked under that coat. Before the friend even got back with the drinks, they joined him at the bar and sat down. They drank their drinks rather quickly and the two of them left. Not only was her boyfriend surely sporting wood; but it was difficult for me to control mine, knowing she was sitting there across from me bare-assed on the barstool; acting cool as a cucumber.

She was an average-looking girl; not beautiful by most people's definition, but definitely not unattractive. I've gotta say, though, that after that night, I never looked at her the same again. That kind of attitude makes a lasting impression.

If you try that, make sure your car is well-maintained and drive very carefully.

BTW - if you're having trouble coming up with something original, go with a proven winner - road head.
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:45 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2009, 04:39 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Any kind of surprise.

Really, novelty is why guys like lingerie and exhibitionism and all that other freaky stuff.

Let me see something I haven't seen, do something I haven't done.

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Well, except for Manic. That dude needs serious help.

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Old 10-12-2009, 05:57 PM   #27 (permalink)
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This seems to work:

leaning over and saying, 'I'm gonna suck your cock tonight.'
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I'm not a guy but I know what works for me.

Lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset, lace, fishnet, see though, or sheer clothing or just stripping gets him hard as can be.

Talking dirty and telling him what you want to do is a great way to get him going.

Sometimes you just have to bend over in a short skirt or dress with little or nothing underneath.

Just walk up to him, grab his cock and say, I want this inside me right now!
works for me
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:23 PM   #29 (permalink)
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the smell of Comet.

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Old 10-12-2009, 09:53 PM   #30 (permalink)
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reading this thread gave me a boner.
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:17 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Thin, clingy clothes. Something in which he can feel your body without seeing it all at once.

Talk dirty to him. Good and dirty. Make it filthy, and make it like you love it.

Beg him to fuck you. Nothing makes me harder than a girl begging for it.

When in doubt, masturbate. Nothing is hotter than a woman who can't stop herself, except maybe a woman making herself come.
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:01 AM   #32 (permalink)
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YES!

Tight form fitting sweater, short skirt, no panties, in the office ... like this ....

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EDIT: NSFW Link to pornhub would not just hotlink it damnit, it had to embed so you have to copy paste!

This is my favorite little amateur porn to watch. Soooo hot.
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:05 AM   #33 (permalink)
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tank top and panties, with the ass thrust out invitingly

Certain women... always

A hand place firmly or dragged meaningfully across my crotch

The smell of a woman in heat

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Suggestive or dirty talk
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Old 10-13-2009, 04:19 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Let him see that you're wearing matching lingerie (most men prefer darker colors, & panties are optional, more on this later) under your clothes (easy access skirt recomended), but don't let him have any (sex, not your lingerie). Have him take you out to a public place, and be sure to include passionate looks and the occassional strategically placed stroke. Once you've got his undivided attention, reach into your skirt and start masturbating. How far you go with this will depend on your location and how daring you are (having to explain yourself to security and/or the police might put a bit of a damper on things). If you're wearing panties, openly hand them, preferably quite wet with your juices, to him.

I'm sure that you can sort out the rest of your adventure.
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Old 10-13-2009, 06:26 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2009, 08:16 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2009, 09:15 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:32 PM   #38 (permalink)
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i can get an istant boner by just thinking about anything sexual. but a girl with a europeaning accent britsh or irish preferbly can also do the trick or thick spanish accent
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:05 PM   #39 (permalink)
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This seems to work:

leaning over and saying, 'I'm gonna suck your cock tonight.'
WINNAR!
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:11 PM   #40 (permalink)
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This seems to work:

leaning over and saying, 'I'm gonna suck your cock tonight.'
you make him wait?
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