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Tory 10-12-2009 09:17 AM

GUYS; What gives you an instant erection?
 
i want to be able to make him cum in his pants ;)

remy1492 10-12-2009 09:34 AM

skirt w no panties. if you are looking to tease, it should work.

or Lingerie, like garter belt etc.... if you are living with him and can dress all out.


I would suggest buying him a ferrari and having a lifetime certificate for free beer in the passenger seat, he'd let loose for sure upon seeing that. But I don't think its affordable.

Strange Famous 10-12-2009 09:42 AM

usually the offer of a screw

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edit

and sometimes, riding the bus or train

Xerxys 10-12-2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by remy1492 (Post 2715492)
skirt w no panties. ...

YES!

Tight form fitting sweater, short skirt, no panties, in the office ... like this ....

Code:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=c4c3e2970a3d0d54ae97
EDIT: NSFW Link to pornhub would not just hotlink it damnit, it had to embed so you have to copy paste!

Redlemon 10-12-2009 10:09 AM

Tory, what can you tell us about yourself and your guy? Approximate ages? How long have you known each other? Are you dating yet? Are you having sexual relations of any kind yet? Give us something to work with.

thirdsun 10-12-2009 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tory (Post 2715486)
i want to be able to make him cum in his pants ;)

Assuming you have a mutual level of trust, say the magic words: "Do anything you want to me" but make sure you mean it if you say it....

Iliftrocks 10-12-2009 10:49 AM

These days.... viagra

dlish 10-12-2009 10:57 AM

porn and viagra?

rahl 10-12-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tory (Post 2715486)
i want to be able to make him cum in his pants ;)

Assuming you haven't been together that long, the only answer is going to be experimentation and exploration( the fun stages of a relationship:thumbsup:) pay attention to how he responds to your advances to him. His body language will tell you everything you need to know, if you can learn to read it.

Every guy is different. What turns my penis into a titanium flagpole isn't neccesarily going to work for everyone. And his desires will most likely be unique to you, vs. other girls in the past. I know mine are with my wife vs. others I've been with. So sorry to say that it's going to be up to you to find out for yourself

Lady Bear Cub 10-12-2009 11:14 AM

i'm not a guy but i find that kneeling, looking up while tilting your head, and saying "what do you want me to do?" works pretty well.

toxic515 10-12-2009 12:29 PM

fishnet. really. Wife wearing fishnet = wild crazy sex, and I want it NOW... Makes waiting almost painful.

LordEden 10-12-2009 12:34 PM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customa...r147753_18.gif

lostgirl 10-12-2009 12:41 PM

I'm not a guy but I know what works for me.

Lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset, lace, fishnet, see though, or sheer clothing or just stripping gets him hard as can be.

Talking dirty and telling him what you want to do is a great way to get him going.

Sometimes you just have to bend over in a short skirt or dress with little or nothing underneath.

Just walk up to him, grab his cock and say, I want this inside me right now!

Daniel_ 10-12-2009 12:44 PM

short skirt.

stockings.

no panties.

the smell of warm woman.

remy1492 10-12-2009 12:51 PM

What lostgirl said. Add some lotion, Vic secret vanilla smells real, yummy. you could do every suggestion, like blitzkreig, cant fail.

thirdsun 10-12-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostgirl (Post 2715608)
Lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset, lace, fishnet, see though, or sheer clothing or just stripping gets him hard as can be. Talking dirty and telling him what you want to do is a great way to get him going. Sometimes you just have to bend over in a short skirt or dress with little or nothing underneath. Just walk up to him, grab his cock and say, I want this inside me right now!

All great ideas! And what lostgirl is implying (if I may), in so many words, is: make sure you have to have the right attitude to go along with these actions. In other words, take on the sexy persona of a stripper just for him. Talk dirty to him like you love talking dirty. Bend over with flare and really make that view enticing for him. Grab his cock with a look on your face like you absolutely can't wait for him to put it to use.

lostgirl 10-12-2009 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thirdsun (Post 2715625)
All great ideas! And what lostgirl is implying (if I may), in so many words, is: make sure you have to have the right attitude to go along with these actions. In other words, take on the sexy persona of a stripper just for him. Talk dirty to him like you love talking dirty. Bend over with flare and really make that view enticing for him. Grab his cock with a look on your face like you absolutely can't wait for him to put it to use.

Yes, thank you thirdsun, you put it much better than I did.

Seaver 10-12-2009 01:55 PM

Just talk dirty to me. Tell me what you're going to do to me once we get home, tell me about a sex dream you had (it better be with a woman or with me), etc.

Nothing is sexier than a woman who knows how to talk dirty.

Craven Morehead 10-12-2009 02:02 PM

Once in my car she reached into her panties and began to rub her pussy, then pulled out her wet fingers and placed them in my mouth.

Don't think I've ever been harder.

Manic_Skafe 10-12-2009 02:08 PM

Tubgirl.

blahblah454 10-12-2009 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craven Morehead (Post 2715649)
Once in my car she reached into her panties and began to rub her pussy, then pulled out her wet fingers and placed them in my mouth.

Don't think I've ever been harder.

Holy shit would that ever work for me!!!!

And you know Manic, I have yet to even see that.

donmaytee 10-12-2009 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craven Morehead (Post 2715649)
Once in my car she reached into her panties and began to rub her pussy, then pulled out her wet fingers and placed them in my mouth.

Don't think I've ever been harder.

The day that happens to me, is the day i start to live.

spindles 10-12-2009 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blahblah454 (Post 2715678)
And you know Manic, I have yet to even see that.

Lucky man - some things can't be un-seen. :eek:

yournamehere 10-12-2009 03:34 PM

I'll agree that it's not so much in the details as in the attitude. As long as whatever you say/do/wear has the effect of telling him you can't wait to give him his best orgasm ever, with a promise of something new and naughty. Try to shock him.

I could give a lot of personal recollections, but one real-life instance that really stands out didn't even happen to me:
I once worked at a bar, and a girl (a regular customer) walked in wearing a long black leather coat and leather boots. She headed straight to the back room where her boyfriend was playing pool with his friend. She asked the friend to go order some drinks, and when he came into the main room, she turned toward her boyfriend, untied the belt, and opened her coat. I had a great view from my corner of the bar, and can guarantee you that she was completely naked under that coat. Before the friend even got back with the drinks, they joined him at the bar and sat down. They drank their drinks rather quickly and the two of them left. Not only was her boyfriend surely sporting wood; but it was difficult for me to control mine, knowing she was sitting there across from me bare-assed on the barstool; acting cool as a cucumber.

She was an average-looking girl; not beautiful by most people's definition, but definitely not unattractive. I've gotta say, though, that after that night, I never looked at her the same again. That kind of attitude makes a lasting impression.

If you try that, make sure your car is well-maintained and drive very carefully.

BTW - if you're having trouble coming up with something original, go with a proven winner - road head.

Bear Cub 10-12-2009 03:45 PM

Lady Bear Cub. She can give me a boner anytime, anywhere, whether she's physically there or not. I've never been more turned on sexually by anyone in my life for any reason.

Plan9 10-12-2009 04:39 PM

Any kind of surprise.

Really, novelty is why guys like lingerie and exhibitionism and all that other freaky stuff.

Let me see something I haven't seen, do something I haven't done.

...

Well, except for Manic. That dude needs serious help.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear Cub (Post 2715703)
Lady Bear Cub. She can give me a boner anytime, anywhere, whether she's physically there or not. I've never been more turned on sexually by anyone in my life for any reason.

Check the expiration date, yet?

mixedmedia 10-12-2009 05:57 PM

This seems to work:

leaning over and saying, 'I'm gonna suck your cock tonight.'

jaymoney 10-12-2009 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostgirl (Post 2715608)
I'm not a guy but I know what works for me.

Lingerie, stockings, garter belt, corset, lace, fishnet, see though, or sheer clothing or just stripping gets him hard as can be.

Talking dirty and telling him what you want to do is a great way to get him going.

Sometimes you just have to bend over in a short skirt or dress with little or nothing underneath.

Just walk up to him, grab his cock and say, I want this inside me right now!

works for me

JumpinJesus 10-12-2009 08:23 PM

Reading the Wall Street Journal with a hillbilly accent.

the smell of Comet.

Al Roker

Old ladies in ruffly pantaloons spreading pimento spread on saltine crackers while listening to Glenn Miller.

Shauk 10-12-2009 09:53 PM

reading this thread gave me a boner.

levite 10-12-2009 10:17 PM

Thin, clingy clothes. Something in which he can feel your body without seeing it all at once.

Talk dirty to him. Good and dirty. Make it filthy, and make it like you love it.

Beg him to fuck you. Nothing makes me harder than a girl begging for it.

When in doubt, masturbate. Nothing is hotter than a woman who can't stop herself, except maybe a woman making herself come.

RangerJoe 10-13-2009 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys (Post 2715506)
YES!

Tight form fitting sweater, short skirt, no panties, in the office ... like this ....

Code:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=c4c3e2970a3d0d54ae97
EDIT: NSFW Link to pornhub would not just hotlink it damnit, it had to embed so you have to copy paste!


This is my favorite little amateur porn to watch. Soooo hot.

GreyWolf 10-13-2009 02:05 AM

tank top and panties, with the ass thrust out invitingly

Certain women... always ;)

A hand place firmly or dragged meaningfully across my crotch

The smell of a woman in heat

Christie Brinkley

Suggestive or dirty talk

Anormalguy 10-13-2009 04:19 AM

Let him see that you're wearing matching lingerie (most men prefer darker colors, & panties are optional, more on this later) under your clothes (easy access skirt recomended), but don't let him have any (sex, not your lingerie). Have him take you out to a public place, and be sure to include passionate looks and the occassional strategically placed stroke. Once you've got his undivided attention, reach into your skirt and start masturbating. How far you go with this will depend on your location and how daring you are (having to explain yourself to security and/or the police might put a bit of a damper on things). If you're wearing panties, openly hand them, preferably quite wet with your juices, to him.

I'm sure that you can sort out the rest of your adventure.

Redlemon 10-13-2009 06:26 AM

I think we've successfully written the next year's worth of articles for Cosmo.

Bacchanal 10-13-2009 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe (Post 2715652)
Tubgirl.

Amen.

... or the loopback guy

Halx 10-13-2009 09:15 AM

A corset.

jaymoney 10-13-2009 12:32 PM

i can get an istant boner by just thinking about anything sexual. but a girl with a europeaning accent britsh or irish preferbly can also do the trick or thick spanish accent

FuglyStick 10-13-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordEden (Post 2715606)

Come sit on daddy's lap.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia (Post 2715764)
This seems to work:

leaning over and saying, 'I'm gonna suck your cock tonight.'

WINNAR!

Daniel_ 10-13-2009 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia (Post 2715764)
This seems to work:

leaning over and saying, 'I'm gonna suck your cock tonight.'

:( you make him wait?


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