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Old 10-13-2009, 02:13 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 10-13-2009, 02:42 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Redheads. Not all. But most redheads. But, c'mon...you knew that. Didn't you?

'Course...time was...all it took was a good stiff breeze. Sadly, those days are but a distant, and yet happy, memory. But, at least I'm not on the viagra train...just yet.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:01 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Stockings and their arm equiv. A-bomb hot for no good reason.

A surprise cock-squeezin'. Completely random with a wink.

M240B.*

Sexual activities beyond what the Amish consider acceptable.

Dark chocolate Raisinettes (TM).

The_Jazz, when he corrects my spelling and grammar.

...

*SSG Bryan Otero. Mosul, Iraq. 2003.
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Old 10-13-2009, 04:43 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Hey, y'all, watch this:

Plan9, you're supposed to capitalize the "C" in Dark Chocolate Raisinettes. You also had a bunch of incomplete phrases that you're trying pass off as sentences.

{crackle} We need a clean up on Ed Woods. Clean up on Ed Woods. {pop, hiss}
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:43 AM   #45 (permalink)
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...and sometimes, riding the bus or train
that, sir, is called a buzzcock.

good stuff jazz. good stuff.
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:00 PM   #46 (permalink)
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i'm not a guy but i find that kneeling, looking up while tilting your head, and saying "what do you want me to do?" works pretty well.
+1
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:30 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:02 AM   #48 (permalink)
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"I want your cum inside me."
I can't imagine a place or situation where being whispered that in my ear wouldn't give me a full raging hard on. Wedding, dentist appointment, funeral, you name it. Sorry grandma.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:40 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Watching my GF masterbate to lesbian porn. She likes it, and it gets me pretty much insta-hard.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:46 PM   #50 (permalink)
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"I want your cum inside me."
Funny, I usually say no to that request given that not having a kid is totally a turn on.

I think it's more fun if they want their reward deposited elsewhere.

Ya know, in a place that doesn't turn into a teenager if you ignore it for 13 years.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:48 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Piano wire, hand-cuffs, blindfolds, car battery, baseball bat, chainsaw, box of trash bags, and a shovel.
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:51 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:21 AM   #53 (permalink)
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It all boils down to projecting self-confidence and show you want sex as much as the horniest man. Stereotypically (yes I know I'm generalizing, but that's the point), the man is supposed to be the aggressor or the chaser and the woman is supposed to be the one chased and "give in". As a man, when my wife on rare occassions breaks those roles and chases me for sex, that's an instant turn on. A lot of the earlier suggestions, wearing sexy lingerie, not wearing underwear, rubbing herself or him, all boils down to her chasing him. Those are the sexy moments that really stick out in my memory.
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:26 AM   #54 (permalink)
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you make him wait?
You've never heard of delayed gratification?
we like it.
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Old 10-16-2009, 06:04 AM   #55 (permalink)
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We like it, too... but at least as much for the gratification part as for the delayed part!
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Old 10-16-2009, 07:36 AM   #56 (permalink)
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There's so many things, let's see...

When my wife flashes truck drivers.

When I think of her and one of her sisters doing me.

The thought of coming on my wife's face and tits, then, actually doing it.

Fantasies of my wife getting gangbanged.

Short shorts, short skirt (with or without panties), thigh high stockings, tight shirt (with or without a bra), low cut shirt.

Eating my honey's pussy.

There's more, but that'll do for now.
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Old 10-16-2009, 09:56 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Just crapped my pants.
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:20 AM   #58 (permalink)
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"Anyone up for Skinny Dipping?"
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:40 AM   #59 (permalink)
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"Anyone up for Skinny Dipping?"
In Toronto?! Doesn't that give you an innie?
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:07 PM   #60 (permalink)
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In Toronto?! Doesn't that give you an innie?
Quite the opposite my friend. Quite the opposite.
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:44 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Pfft, I've got a polar bear dick.
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Old 10-17-2009, 06:12 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Funny, I usually say no to that request given that not having a kid is totally a turn on.

I think it's more fun if they want their reward deposited elsewhere.

Ya know, in a place that doesn't turn into a teenager if you ignore it for 13 years.
Yea, but that's part of the danger and excitement! "Will I have to pay a skinhead to kick my girlfriend in the stomach when this is over? I don't know, let's find out!"
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Old 10-17-2009, 07:00 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Yea, but that's part of the danger and excitement! "Will I have to pay a skinhead to kick my girlfriend in the stomach when this is over? I don't know, let's find out!"
Heh, I need a couple of shots in me to find that one funny.
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Old 10-17-2009, 10:11 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Piano wire, hand-cuffs, blindfolds, car battery, baseball bat, chainsaw, box of trash bags, and a shovel.
you forgot a bag of lime
you also somewhat disturb me!
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Old 10-17-2009, 11:06 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2009, 07:42 PM   #66 (permalink)
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i want to be able to make him cum in his pants
I'll take this literally and massage his dick with his pants still on -a clothed hand-job- maybe unzip him and put my hand inside his pants, play with his balls. I'd talk dirty. I'd ask him to tell me how much he likes my tits (guys like to talk dirty too.) I might ask him to tell me about somebody else that he would like to be doing what I'm doing to him.

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Old 10-25-2009, 08:23 PM   #67 (permalink)
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I'll take this literally and massage his dick with his pants still on -a clothed hand-job- maybe unzip him and put my hand inside his pants, play with his balls. I'd talk dirty. I'd ask him to tell me how much he likes my tits (guys like to talk dirty too.) I might ask him to tell me about somebody else that he would like to be doing what I'm doing to him.

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Definitely works
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:05 AM   #68 (permalink)
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HURR HURR HURR ... HOT STUFF ... HURR HURR.

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Old 10-26-2009, 07:06 PM   #69 (permalink)
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So guys and gals, what’s the best way you’ve ever been initiated to have sex? You've always got the best ideas!

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Old 10-27-2009, 06:44 PM   #70 (permalink)
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i'm not a guy but i find that kneeling, looking up while tilting your head, and saying "what do you want me to do?" works pretty well.
This would do it for me.
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Old 10-27-2009, 10:18 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Doing it in unexpected places at unexpected times and slipping in occasionally a different move, technique. I'm a girl so I hope this advice is applicable. Trying it in a different area of the house, car, outside somewhere kind-of private but suspenseful enough to think at any moment you could get caught. Sex toys help, as does fun lingerie and dresses/skirts. Easy access men seem to love for the obvious reasons. Moaning, spanking, talking dirty, you get the idea.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:49 PM   #72 (permalink)
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A brief phone call at work:

"remember that lace chemise you gave me in Albuquerque? I'm wearing it now, and can't wait until you get home..."

Instant.
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Old 11-17-2009, 03:17 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Going to the ladies room, upon return, stuffing your damp panties into his hand.
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Old 11-17-2009, 03:19 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Going to the ladies room, upon return, stuffing your damp panties into his hand.
Depends on what they're damp from.
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Old 11-17-2009, 03:42 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Depends on what they're damp from.
If they were damp from anything but my fresh, girlie juices, I'd have just stuffed them in my purse.
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:06 PM   #76 (permalink)
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If they were damp from anything but my fresh, girlie juices, I'd have just stuffed them in my purse.

*faints*
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Old 11-18-2009, 12:50 AM   #77 (permalink)
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There are so many ways to get your guy nice and hard..... but here are a few things I have done. While we are out of the house, I whisper in his ear, and tell him all the things I am going to do to him when we get home. If we are sitting at a table across from each other, I reach my foot up to his croch and rest my foot between his legs, then i write a note on a napkin and tell him I can feel the heat of his cock on my foot, and how much i want to feel the heat in me. stand behind him, reach around and slip your hands in the waist of his pants, and gently scratch his pubes as you remove your hands. Give him quick peeks of your body, the risk of being caught by someone else adds to the effect for both of you. tell him how wet you are, and he is the reason you are wet, then put your hand down your pants and pull out your wet fingers as evidence.

At home.... let him catch you masturbating, serve dinner completely nude or learn to talk dirty, never met a guy that doesnt like that!!!
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:16 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:43 AM   #79 (permalink)
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There are so many ways to get your guy nice and hard..... but here are a few things I have done. While we are out of the house, I whisper in his ear, and tell him all the things I am going to do to him when we get home. If we are sitting at a table across from each other, I reach my foot up to his croch and rest my foot between his legs, then i write a note on a napkin and tell him I can feel the heat of his cock on my foot, and how much i want to feel the heat in me. stand behind him, reach around and slip your hands in the waist of his pants, and gently scratch his pubes as you remove your hands. Give him quick peeks of your body, the risk of being caught by someone else adds to the effect for both of you. tell him how wet you are, and he is the reason you are wet, then put your hand down your pants and pull out your wet fingers as evidence.

At home.... let him catch you masturbating, serve dinner completely nude or learn to talk dirty, never met a guy that doesnt like that!!!
I'm sending my next girlfriend to live with you for a month and learn the tricks.
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:06 AM   #80 (permalink)
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There are so many ways to get your guy nice and hard..... but here are a few things I have done. While we are out of the house, I whisper in his ear, and tell him all the things I am going to do to him when we get home. If we are sitting at a table across from each other, I reach my foot up to his croch and rest my foot between his legs, then i write a note on a napkin and tell him I can feel the heat of his cock on my foot, and how much i want to feel the heat in me. stand behind him, reach around and slip your hands in the waist of his pants, and gently scratch his pubes as you remove your hands. Give him quick peeks of your body, the risk of being caught by someone else adds to the effect for both of you. tell him how wet you are, and he is the reason you are wet, then put your hand down your pants and pull out your wet fingers as evidence.

At home.... let him catch you masturbating, serve dinner completely nude or learn to talk dirty, never met a guy that doesnt like that!!!
Do you offer wife training?
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